All Things Ghetto

[HardcoreRobot]

Heres the deal. Im starting to organize my second annual ghetto night and I need some suggestions. The first ghetto night was a success, tho poorly attended and planned on short notice. For a little backgroud, this is how the first one went. Arrive early afternoon, decked out in the most ghetto attire available. Chill to some rap music and down some 40's. Munch on some fried chicken, then watch Next Friday.

Now I need some ideas to make this years ghetto nite even ghettoer. I need suggestions for clothing/accessories. Last year, we had Jimmy Hats (knit caps), baggy jeans, wifebeaters, gold chains, FUBU, etc. I'm also looking for some advice on really ghetto music to blast on my soon-to-be-acquired ghetto blaster. Finally, I could use some help in the food/drink area. This year there will be 40's, Kool Aid, Hennesey (sp?), fried chicken and pork rinds. At least this is what I have come up with so far...

Any suggestions to make this ghetto night the best ever would be highly appreciated. TIA!

BTW - In no way is this a joke or meant to offend anyone! Its just a bunch of silly crackas trying to be badasses... and I'll take pictures!

 

[CattyKathy]

Hee hee, how about some mashed potatos?

 

[konichiwa]

Crystal?
I'd suggest playing some of P. Diddy's new album.

 

[DannyLove]

if ghetto is what you want, ghetto is what you get.

get the Too Short Album - Life is too short, back in the 80's man i stil love that

danny~!

 

[yobarman]

you should completely bake out the room..but if you're being ghetto you gotta call it "hotbox"

 

[yobarman]

d/p

 

[Colt45]

Colt45!!!!
sounnds pretty ghetto to me.
how can you afford hennesy? its $100 CDN. for a 1/5 here ($66 US)

 

[Scrapster]

I wanna go!!!

 

[axelfox]

watch Don't Be A Menace in South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the 'Hood

You'll get all the ideas

for clothing:

go here

 

[Colt45]

dont whatch that sh|t!!! whatch the original. Boys In The Hood!

 

[skull]

d/l kardinal offishal - u know ur ghetto
It can give you some tips and you can blast it on ur ghetto blaster.

 

[goldboyd]

Don't forget the watermelon. Also you should hang out on the porch.

 

[GagBag]

i despise you people....

Why do white people insist on acting black? AKA eminem.....DIE!

oh im not black btw...

 

[chiwawa626]

Food: Fried chicken & hamburger helper
Clothing: Baggy anything and wifebeaters
Jewelry: Blingice.com
Music: search for "South Park Mexican"

 

[GhettoFob]

I wanna go too!

 

[HardcoreRobot]

LOL, great suggestions guys!

I plan on getting the mashed potatos with the fried chicken, but the watermelon had slipped my mind.

Thanks for the links... I think Im gonna pick up a "Mega Iced Link Chain" . I didnt know Hennesy was so expensive... I kinda figured it would have to be cheap to be so ghetto!

Good movie/music recommendations as well. I havent seen a couple of those films so I think I should definitely rent a few for "inspiration".



<< i despise you people....
Why do white people insist on acting black? AKA eminem.....DIE!
oh im not black btw... >>



Listen buddy, this is more of a &quot;GHETTO APPRECIATION NIGHT&quot; than a case of racial delusion. However, it is reassuring that you would like to see us dead. Needless to say, you won't be invited. This threads title is not, &quot;Please Gas Bag, tell me your opinion on whiggers&quot;, so for future reference, if you don't have anything constructive to say, stay the hell out of my threads.

Thanks again to all the contributors!

 

[Urinal Mint]

Movie: I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
Contest: Pimp of the Year
Food: Collard Greens and Watermelon
Drink: OE800
Music: Too Short &quot;Shorty the Pimp&quot;

 

[SilverThief]

hehehehe! Hell I'd go to that.

 

[atom]

Ooh, fried chicken and collard greens. And don't forget the sweet potatoes. And ribs!!! Just put all the Too $hort albums on your changer. The new ludicris album is kinda ghetto too.

Oh yeah, thunderbird and night train are the ultimate ghetto drinks if you get tired of 40's. Or make a &quot;thug passion&quot; 1 part alize, 1 part cristal.

 

[vthorts]

Just make sure the Kool-Aid is everyone's ghetto boy's favorite flavor... RED

 

[HardcoreRobot]

I think we will have to get Colt 45s... In the past we have always had Mickeys Fine Malt Liquor, but it has become harder to find in the 40 oz variety. Of course, we will also have to pick up some paper bags for them.

As for Kool-Aid, I had never really thought about what color to get, but I would have gotten red for sure!

 

[HardcoreRobot]

Extended request - Its seems there is a variety of options to thug out a guy, but do you have any thoughts on making my fine lady friends flaming hoocie mamas? Also, what do ghettofabulous babes like to drink (alcohol wise)? Thanks for tha input!

 

[mztykal]

Girls drink Alyze(?).

Haha, be white, get them wine coolers!

 

[AaronP]

git some cheap malt liquer! ghetto brew!

 

[AaronP]

don't forget the high crime rate
unweed teenage mothers
crack whores
and failing education system