- Jan 15, 2006
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The other day I pulled up to a red light at like 1:30AM next to some loser in his riced-out Civic with the fart can from hell and a rear spoiler that looked like it was stolen from a library. I say "some loser" because I go to school with him (well, before he dropped out...), complete idiot.
I also saw a cop sitting up ahead, and I know damn well that there's always one there. I didn't like the kid because his car made me cry, so I dropped down into neutral and revved the shit outta my car. He did the same, and I chuckled because I knew what was about to happen. Light flips to green, and this kid mats his pedal (except he missed a shift so it was kinda funny) and starts racing me, who hasn't even left the intersection yet.
Two seconds later, I see the cruiser's lights kick on and just smile to myself. I figure if you're dumb enough to speed a street that is absolutely infested with cops taking radar, ESPECIALLY at 1:30 AM on HALLOWEEN, then you probably deserve to get pulled over.
Does this make me a bad person?
I also saw a cop sitting up ahead, and I know damn well that there's always one there. I didn't like the kid because his car made me cry, so I dropped down into neutral and revved the shit outta my car. He did the same, and I chuckled because I knew what was about to happen. Light flips to green, and this kid mats his pedal (except he missed a shift so it was kinda funny) and starts racing me, who hasn't even left the intersection yet.
Two seconds later, I see the cruiser's lights kick on and just smile to myself. I figure if you're dumb enough to speed a street that is absolutely infested with cops taking radar, ESPECIALLY at 1:30 AM on HALLOWEEN, then you probably deserve to get pulled over.
Does this make me a bad person?