Am I going to die?!?!

[Jeeebus]

Just got home from work, and I notice a letter from Costco:

Dear Costco Member,

Costco's records indicate that you purchases refrigerated Morton's of Omaha Steakhouse Classic and/or Rosemary, Garlic & Chardonnay Tri Tip Been Bottom Sirloin between May 4, 2009 and June 26, 2009. Morton's of Omaha has initiated a voluntary recall of these two flavors of Morton's of Omaha Tri Tips. Morton's of Omaha has been notified by one of its beef suppliers that a small quantity of Tri Tips used to produce these two flavors may have been contaminated with E.coli 0157:H7.....

Guess what Jeeebus had for dinner last night?

I've squandered my life. Never bought a single pair of Diesel jeans and never got to see pics of Mosh. I feel the fever coming on now.

Just promise me that when I'm gone, keyboard cat will play me off...


UPDATE: I died



2nd UPDATE: I'm back! Not sure what happened, but I feel like I'm born anew, like a huge rock has been lifted off me.

 

[Gothgar]

bye, can I has yr stuff?

 

[Quiksilver]

Ate it Last night? Your fine...

 

[JohnCU]

if you haven't noticed it by now, i would think you're fine

 

[Crono]

What's with the 3rd person self-referencing in your threads?
I get it, your username is Jeeus, ha ha.

Anyway, voluntary recalls usually aren't too serious. No guaranteees you won't die, though. Sorry.

 

[Away]

Mosh, we need pics...Stat!

 

[venkman]

Sorry, now You have AIDS

 

[ProfJohn]

Yes! Mosh! Don't let him die unfulfilled.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: ProfJohn
Yes! Mosh! Don't let him die unfulfilled.

Jeeebus, he isn't going to die

 

[venkman]

did you eat it raw?

 

[Joemonkey]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: ProfJohn
Yes! Mosh! Don't let him die unfulfilled.

Jeeebus, he isn't going to die

if only we could get a pic of Mosh in some Diesel jeans only (as in, topless, but with her back turned, i mean it has to be classy)

btw, hate to ruin the book for you, but Jeebus dies

then again he does come back as zombie Jeebus, so it all ends well

There are pics of Mosh out there btw, you just gotta know the right people

 

[Jeeebus]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: ProfJohn
Yes! Mosh! Don't let him die unfulfilled.

Jeeebus, he isn't going to die

the e.coli munching down on my brain tissue begs to differ. at list I not lose cognativv uh biltees yet.

do I heer my gramfather kalling? yes grampfasher, I see the lite.

 

[moshquerade]

lol, Jeeebus you're funny :laugh:

 

[Sea Moose]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
Just got home from work, and I notice a letter from Costco:

Dear Costco Member,

Costco's records indicate that you purchases refrigerated Morton's of Omaha Steakhouse Classic and/or Rosemary, Garlic & Chardonnay Tri Tip Been Bottom Sirloin between May 4, 2009 and June 26, 2009. Morton's of Omaha has initiated a voluntary recall of these two flavors of Morton's of Omaha Tri Tips. Morton's of Omaha has been notified by one of its beef suppliers that a small quantity of Tri Tips used to produce these two flavors may have been contaminated with E.coli 0157:H7.....

Guess what Jeeebus had for dinner last night?

I've squandered my life. Never bought a single pair of Diesel jeans and never got to see pics of Mosh. I feel the fever coming on now.

Just promise me that when I'm gone, keyboard cat will play me off...

You will die

Then you will reanimate in three days.

Then we will eat chocolate cubes to celebrate your reanimation.

Perhaps mosh will send you her dirty jeans as an offering

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: ProfJohn
Yes! Mosh! Don't let him die unfulfilled.

Jeeebus, he isn't going to die

the e.coli munching down on my brain tissue begs to differ. at list I not lose cognativv uh biltees yet.

do I heer my gramfather kalling? yes grampfasher, I see the lite.

Does Jeebus need Crono to cast "Life"?

 

[amdhunter]

E-Coli is overrated. Enjoy your steak.

 

[Jeeebus]

I'm sure you assholes are gonna tell me to go ask a doctor (as if I have that sort of time), but is it normal for your toenails to fall off and your eyes to bulge out like in the end to Total Recall?

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: amdhunter
E-Coli is overrated.

No he's not! He's my friend *snorgle*

 

[ProfJohn]

Make sure you change your avatar before you pass on, that way you'll be ready for when you come back.

 

[Sea Moose]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
I'm sure you assholes are gonna tell me to go ask a doctor (as if I have that sort of time), but is it normal for your toenails to fall off and your eyes to bulge out like in the end to Total Recall?

yes

 

[fleabag]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
Just got home from work, and I notice a letter from Costco:

Dear Costco Member,

Costco's records indicate that you purchases refrigerated Morton's of Omaha Steakhouse Classic and/or Rosemary, Garlic & Chardonnay Tri Tip Been Bottom Sirloin between May 4, 2009 and June 26, 2009. Morton's of Omaha has initiated a voluntary recall of these two flavors of Morton's of Omaha Tri Tips. Morton's of Omaha has been notified by one of its beef suppliers that a small quantity of Tri Tips used to produce these two flavors may have been contaminated with E.coli 0157:H7.....

Guess what Jeeebus had for dinner last night?

I've squandered my life. Never bought a single pair of Diesel jeans and never got to see pics of Mosh. I feel the fever coming on now.

Just promise me that when I'm gone, keyboard cat will play me off...

Got the same damned letter which was annoying because had eaten those tri tips like on may 20th and received the letter in July, yeah a little late don't you think?

 

[Billyzeke]

yes

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: Sea Moose

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
Just got home from work, and I notice a letter from Costco:

Dear Costco Member,

Costco's records indicate that you purchases refrigerated Morton's of Omaha Steakhouse Classic and/or Rosemary, Garlic & Chardonnay Tri Tip Been Bottom Sirloin between May 4, 2009 and June 26, 2009. Morton's of Omaha has initiated a voluntary recall of these two flavors of Morton's of Omaha Tri Tips. Morton's of Omaha has been notified by one of its beef suppliers that a small quantity of Tri Tips used to produce these two flavors may have been contaminated with E.coli 0157:H7.....

Guess what Jeeebus had for dinner last night?

I've squandered my life. Never bought a single pair of Diesel jeans and never got to see pics of Mosh. I feel the fever coming on now.

Just promise me that when I'm gone, keyboard cat will play me off...

You will die

Then you will reanimate in three days.

Then we will eat chocolate oblate spheroids to celebrate your reanimation.

Fixed.

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: Quiksilver
Ate it Last night? Your fine...

His fine what?

 

[akshatp]

Originally posted by: fleabag

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
Just got home from work, and I notice a letter from Costco:

Dear Costco Member,

Costco's records indicate that you purchases refrigerated Morton's of Omaha Steakhouse Classic and/or Rosemary, Garlic & Chardonnay Tri Tip Been Bottom Sirloin between May 4, 2009 and June 26, 2009. Morton's of Omaha has initiated a voluntary recall of these two flavors of Morton's of Omaha Tri Tips. Morton's of Omaha has been notified by one of its beef suppliers that a small quantity of Tri Tips used to produce these two flavors may have been contaminated with E.coli 0157:H7.....

Guess what Jeeebus had for dinner last night?

I've squandered my life. Never bought a single pair of Diesel jeans and never got to see pics of Mosh. I feel the fever coming on now.

Just promise me that when I'm gone, keyboard cat will play me off...

Got the same damned letter which was annoying because had eaten those tri tips like on may 20th and received the letter in July, yeah a little late don't you think?

I am assuming that if they knew about it back when you bought it, they probably wouldnt have sold it to you.