Am I the only one who can't stand pubic & nostril hair?

[Zeze]

I fvcking cannot stand it.

Pubic hair is terribly annoying, it tugs, gets sweaty, smelly, and annoying pointless. Our theory says it's meant to reduce friction, lock-in pheromones, regulate temperature (wtf?), etc.

But when was the last time you actually felt those benefits? Nothing. Just annoying as hell.

Same goes for nostril hair. It's meant to protect the nasal passage my ass. I breathe fine after I trim them. Boogers come out cleaner (bigger whole pieces), breathe better, no itching or unsightly protrusions.

I trip the fvck out of both every 2-3 weeks and I effn' just yank out any long ones sticking out of my nostrils.

 

[Printer Bandit]

same with facial hair.

 

[mnewsham]

lets just all shave ALL of our hair off, it is totally unnecessary.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

lets just all shave ALL of our hair off, it is totally unnecessary.

Monks?

 

[pelov]

I only trim the basement bush. I find that it's worse if you shave. As soon as the hair starts to grow it begins to chafe.

Or you can just light it on fire. I'm sure that'd work quite well too.

 

[zerocool84]

Monks?

Asian

 

[Baked]

I give you $5 if you yang out your pubs.

 

[TecHNooB]

yes

 

[Jeff7]

lets just all shave ALL of our hair off, it is totally unnecessary.

What's on my head does at least provide some insulation, which is nice in office environments, where the rest of the world seems to prefer it to be a frigid 68°F.

My preference is more like 75°F if the humidity's 35-45%, and 78-82°F if it's very dry, such as in the winter. Much below 68°, and my body seems to give up on my extremities, as they start to get very cold.


/Firstworldatrocities



As for the rest of it: Yeah, terribly useless. I don't think the bits of hair on my arms or legs are going to do much to keep me warm, or scare off predators.

 

[Shlong]

You were born too early, less hair for future evolution of humans.

 

[IronWing]

In my salad? I'd send it back.

 

[Doppel]

Most hair is awful, nasal hair totally terrible and pubic hair should be kept under control. Nothing worse than a mop down there.

 

[deanx0r]

I just used some Nair over my whole body yesterday. I feel like a flipping dolphin now.

 

[tboo]

I love a woman with a nice hairy ass-crack. Gives me something to chew on.

 

[yhelothar]

I love a woman with a nice hairy ass-crack. Gives me something to chew on.

dingoberries?!

 

[DrPizza]

Once upon a time, manly man looking men, like Sean Connery, were desired by females. Somehow, a large segment of the population has started to think that men should look like pre-pubescent little boys.

 

[coldmeat]

I can't stand pubic hair around my nostril hair, if you know what I mean.

 

[Perknose]

Boogers come out cleaner (bigger whole pieces), breathe better, no itching or unsightly protrusions.

Boogers coming out in bigger whole pieces seems vitally important to you.

 

[Zeze]

Boogers coming out in bigger whole pieces seems vitally important to you.

:|

 

[Jeff7]

Once upon a time, manly man looking men, like Sean Connery, were desired by females. Somehow, a large segment of the population has started to think that men should look like pre-pubescent little boys.

Well, to be fair, it does seem to be the evolutionary path our species is taking.


I wonder if chimps or gorillas think of us as "adorable" because of these "cute" traits?

 

[reallyscrued]

Well, to be fair, it does seem to be the evolutionary path our species is taking.


I wonder if chimps or gorillas think of us as "adorable" because of these "cute" traits?

That's so covertly racist it made me racist.

Well done!

 

[IronWing]

Once upon a time, manly man looking men, like Sean Connery, were desired by females. Somehow, a large segment of the population has started to think that men should look like pre-pubescent little boys.

Even worse, a large segment of our population has started to think that women also should look like pre-pubescent little boys.

 

[Zeze]

Once upon a time, manly man looking men, like Sean Connery, were desired by females. Somehow, a large segment of the population has started to think that men should look like pre-pubescent little boys.

I knew this post was coming.

What if I told you trimming hair isn't about being desired by females, but sheer convenience it brings?

 

[Jeff7]

That's so covertly racist it made me racist.

Well done!

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Sarcasm?



If it was covert, even I didn't know it.

 

[coldmeat]

Once upon a time, manly man looking men, like Sean Connery, were desired by females. Somehow, a large segment of the population has started to think that men should look like pre-pubescent little boys.

Isn't that supposed to be why there are so many little penises in old art? People way back when thought little boys were sexy. I thought that was why Michelangelo's David had a little penis.