Amy i really the only one that thinks Capt'n America looks stupid?

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Icepick

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Op, no, you're not the only one. I've been conditioned to think that ALL superhero movies look stupid before I see them. Except for a few examples (Spiderman 2, the Christian Bale Batman franchise, Watchmen and a few others) I've been right.
 

IronWing

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Jul 20, 2001
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Can't see the picture (firewalled) .. but this is the current costume in the movie..

So how come the guys in back get armored cups while the Captain gets pants that are hopefully not the next big thing in men's fashion?
 

Dirigible

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Is this the new costume?



As that looks pretty good to me and a lot less stupid than most superhero costumes (and lets face it a superhero without a stupid costume is pretty pointless).

They still need to make a film based on this guy though.


Marshal Law! I'm packing up 'cause I'm moving in a couple weeks and just came across my old Marshal Law comics from the '80s yesterday.
 

Aharami

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Although I never read any of the comic books, I usually like comic book movies. But Cpt America is the first one I'm not excited about. I was excited about the Green Lantern, but after reading some of the reviews, I opted not to go see it
 

zinfamous

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As far as Marvel superheros goes, Captain America is sort of a jingoistic cliche of the Office of War Information... the costume is just ridiculous. But that's fine, it was during WW2 after all.

But Marvel and Paramount are trying to turn it into a real-life movie with some quasi-realistic basis a la Batman Begins... with the guy still dressed up like the ambiguously gay version of uncle Sam. Am I really the only that thinks it's stupid?

This is precisely how I've always felt about Cap'n America. Were it not for his cereal, I wouldn't give a damn.

anyway, for some odd reason, this new one kinda looks entertaining. It defies all logic and all sense of personal taste that I have carefully constructed over the years, but that image of doofy Cap'n America storming that warehouse with his shield, and whipping out a 9mm and shooting shit up, appealed to something. I don't know what...but I do want to see it.
 

ProfJohn

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Jul 28, 2006
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What will be interesting is how they take a guy who has no real super powers and make a movie out of it.

He'll be the first non-super super hero.

And what are they going to do with him in the avengers movie? Cap'n can't stand up next to Thor or Iron Man. Will be interesting to see how they work him in with the 'real' super heros.
 

guyver01

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What will be interesting is how they take a guy who has no real super powers and make a movie out of it.

He'll be the first non-super super hero.

And what are they going to do with him in the avengers movie? Cap'n can't stand up next to Thor or Iron Man. Will be interesting to see how they work him in with the 'real' super heros.

Well.. Sorta.
As a result of the Super-Soldier Serum he is transformed from a frail young man into a "perfect" specimen of human development and conditioning.

Captain America's strength, endurance, agility, speed, reflexes, durability, and healing are at the highest limits of natural human potential. Rogers' body regularly replenishes the super-soldier serum; it does not wear off.

The formula enhances all of his metabolic functions and prevents the build-up of fatigue poisons in his muscles, giving him endurance far in excess of an ordinary human being. This accounts for many of his extraordinary feats, including bench pressing 1100 pounds (500 kg) and running a mile (1.6 km) in little more than a minute.

Rogers cannot become intoxicated by alcohol, drugs, or impurities in the air and is immune to terrestrial diseases.

Rogers' battle experience and training make him an expert tactician and an excellent field commander, with his teammates frequently deferring to his orders in battle. Rogers' reflexes and senses are also extraordinarily keen. He has blended judo, western boxing, kickboxing, and gymnastics into his own unique fighting style and is a master of multiple martial arts. Years of practice with his indestructible shield make him able to aim and throw it with almost unerring accuracy. His skill with his shield is such that he can attack multiple targets in succession with a single throw or even cause a boomerang-like return from a throw to attack an enemy from behind. In canon, he is regarded by other skilled fighters as one of the best hand-to-hand combatants.
 

Q

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Jul 21, 2005
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guyver beat me to it, but you are forgetting Batman Prof. He has no true superpowers.
 
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Aharami

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What will be interesting is how they take a guy who has no real super powers and make a movie out of it.

He'll be the first non-super super hero.

And what are they going to do with him in the avengers movie? Cap'n can't stand up next to Thor or Iron Man. Will be interesting to see how they work him in with the 'real' super heros.

What super powers does Batman have?
 

alkemyst

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First, most posts above are ignorant.

Second, America has lost it's pride. No one knows their neighbor anymore. If all hell breaks loose your worst enemy is those next-door to you.
 
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Eh, super hero movies have gone back to shit anyways. I can't think of any after the first Iron-Man that looked interesting. I thought it was average, about on the level of Spider-Man 1, and so lost all interest in it when they started pushing the Avengers into it.

I guess Dark Knight was after that, but its been about the pinnacle of Comic movies.

Its outright stupid for them to keep using the same actor for multiple heroes as well. Can't wait to see Bale as Superman.

The biggest problem with superhero movies is the villains, they're severely lacking. They are not doing justice to their villains and so its keeping their movies average. I think the main reason that Ledger's Joker was so raved about is because of how weak villains have been. The last decent villain was probably Jack's Joker in the first Burton Batman and that was pretty kitschy. Doc Oc wasn't bad, but he was barely a villain.
 

zinfamous

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What will be interesting is how they take a guy who has no real super powers and make a movie out of it.

He'll be the first non-super super hero.

And what are they going to do with him in the avengers movie? Cap'n can't stand up next to Thor or Iron Man. Will be interesting to see how they work him in with the 'real' super heros.
:hmm:
except for Batman...right?

and captain america becomes captain america after ingesting "super serum"

so, he's as much of a human as is green goblin, and moreso a super hero than batman.
 

zinfamous

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lol. ATOT has become, for Alkymest, his venting platform for the shittiness and deterioration of his neighborhood.

it's fun to watch him dissolve into a raging pile of social anger.
 

mesthead21

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First, most posts above are ignorant.

Second, America has lost it's pride. No one knows their neighbor anymore. If all hell breaks loose your worst enemy is those next-door to you.

What in the hell does this have to do with anything?
 

waggy

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First, most posts above are ignorant.

Second, America has lost it's pride. No one knows their neighbor anymore. If all hell breaks loose your worst enemy is those next-door to you.

yeah! ..wait what? what does this have to do with Capt America?
 
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