Mr. Rory Read
CEO
AMD
One AMD Place
Sunnyvale, CA
Dear Mr. Read:
WITHOUT PREJUDICE
We the members of AnandTech forums have given your company more than enough latitude in the release of your Bulldozer line. Although we are fully cognizant of the fact that in order to trounce your competition in the most popular benchmarks you may need to reach stepping B74, we demand that you release Zambezi immediately and in any case no later than September 19. Should you fail to do so, we will hold our breaths, turn blue, and blame it all on you and your boyfriend Hector Ruiz. Do not take this threat lightly as we have accomplished Photoshop artists on this forum ready to ensure that TechCrunch will receive ample photographic evidence of you two in flagrante delicto.
Govern yourself accordingly.
The AnandTech Gang