An Invitation to a hoax

[MrColin]

I would like to organize an online colaborative group to put on a harmless yet hilarious hoax on the aluminum beanie crowd outside of ATOT. This would involve both online activities and maybe some field work. Share your ideas, and note what you could contribute below. I'll PM you if I want you in.

 

[Kitros]

Beanie?

I personally wear a bra on my head when I post.

 

[amdskip]

Originally posted by: Kitros
Beanie?

I personally wear a bra on my head when I post.

pics?

 

[MrColin]

I personally wear a bra on my head when I post.

That's great but are you willing to wear it outside, y'know for the team?

 

[boyRacer]

Originally posted by: Kitros
Beanie?

I personally wear a bra on my head when I post.

:heart:

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

What the hell is a "aluminum beanie crowd"?

 

[kranky]

You'll PM me if you want me in? Piffle.

I have put up with the men in the brown van for years. They didn't stop me by bombarding my eyes with gamma rays. They didn't stop me by making my grass grow sideways. And they didn't stop me by contaminating my mail with FD&C Yellow #2 and #3. I found out they don't sleep and my ant farm defends me. So don't bother. I know all about "field work", Mr. Brown Van Man.

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Originally posted by: kranky
You'll PM me if you want me in? Piffle.

I have put up with the men in the brown van for years. They didn't stop me by bombarding my eyes with gamma rays. They didn't stop me by making my grass grow sideways. And they didn't stop me by contaminating my mail with FD&C Yellow #2 and #3. I found out they don't sleep and my ant farm defends me. So don't bother. I know all about "field work", Mr. Brown Van Man.

:Q
<backs slowly away, never dropping eye contact>

 

[Salvador]

I need to get to Lifer status

 

[T3C]

Originally posted by: MrColin
I would like to organize an online colaborative group to put on a harmless yet hilarious hoax on the aluminum beanie crowd outside of ATOT. This would involve both online activities and maybe some field work. Share your ideas, and note what you could contribute below. I'll PM you if I want you in.

WTF are you talking about?

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: Salvador
I need to get to Lifer status

Is that all you can say. (In all the threads you are in)

 

[PatboyX]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Originally posted by: Salvador
I need to get to Lifer status

Is that all you can say. (In all the threads you are in)

well, at least his is telling the truth about why he is posting in all the threads he is in.

 

[MrColin]

Originally posted by: kranky
You'll PM me if you want me in? Piffle.

I have put up with the men in the brown van for years. They didn't stop me by bombarding my eyes with gamma rays. They didn't stop me by making my grass grow sideways. And they didn't stop me by contaminating my mail with FD&C Yellow #2 and #3. I found out they don't sleep and my ant farm defends me. So don't bother. I know all about "field work", Mr. Brown Van Man.

Now this is the type of creative talent I'm looking for! Iknow there must be other creative and intelligent ATOTers with a pranksterish bent.

What the hell is a "aluminum beanie crowd"?

All of the folks who believe the John Titor time travel story would be an example of the "Aluminum Beanie crowd"

 

[Nocturnal]

Originally posted by: MrColin

Originally posted by: kranky
You'll PM me if you want me in? Piffle.

I have put up with the men in the brown van for years. They didn't stop me by bombarding my eyes with gamma rays. They didn't stop me by making my grass grow sideways. And they didn't stop me by contaminating my mail with FD&C Yellow #2 and #3. I found out they don't sleep and my ant farm defends me. So don't bother. I know all about "field work", Mr. Brown Van Man.

Now this is the type of creative talent I'm looking for! Iknow there must be other creative and intelligent ATOTers with a pranksterish bent.

What the hell is a "aluminum beanie crowd"?

All of the folks who believe the John Titor time travel story would be an example of the "Aluminum Beanie crowd"

I take it that you don't believe in John Titor and that we'll be nuked in a few years?

 

[MrColin]

Originally posted by: Nocturnal I take it that you don't believe in John Titor and that we'll be nuked in a few years?

I believe that JT (pseudonym of course) was a clever guy who lives in florida, has something to do with CERN, and is a christian libertarian who did a darn good job of something in which I am inviting others to participate.

Edit: ended a sentence w/preposition

 

[Nocturnal]

Originally posted by: MrColin

Originally posted by: Nocturnal I take it that you don't believe in John Titor and that we'll be nuked in a few years?

I believe that JT (pseudonym of course) was a clever guy who lives in florida, has something to do with CERN, and is a christian libertarian who did a darn good job of something I am inviting others to participate in.

And how do you make that assumption or guess? Why is everything italicized?

 

[MrColin]

While JT did a very good job with his hoax, (he may actually believe it himself) there are some glaring holes in his story.

posted by John Titor Nov. 4 2000
How is our worldline different from this one?

For starters, the fact that I'm here makes it different. I've also noticed
little things like news events that happen at different times, football
games won by other teams, things like that.

I would guess the temporal divergence between this world line and my
original is about 1 or 2 percent. Of course, the longer I am here, the
larger that divergence becomes from my point of view.

Later he goes on to say:

Can you give us some personal stories of your past?

I was born in 1998 so I do share some childhood memories with all of you.

Now do you remember who won the superbowl when you were two years old? Or any other events for that matter?
I started in on johns work with an open mind, but it just doesn't hold up. Like I said before, it was a very good hoax.

 

[Stratum9]

I have a degree in English and Creative Writing and a minor in Philosophy. Does that qualify me for the job?

I hope it's something different, perhaps even better than time-travel as that's overdone, especially now with the Titor story. And a good hoax should do more than just pull the wool over people's eyes. It should make them stop and think about the world they live in, much like the Titor hoax makes you think about the possibility of future wars as he described.

 

[MrColin]

You are definitely in, open up your public profile so's I can PM the details to you. (maybe not for another week).

 

[Stratum9]

You should be able to PM me, just click on the little padlock icon.

 

[BillGates]

I know of a guy we can mess with. He's WHACKED THE F OUT. It'd be hilarious. Actually now that I think about it there are 2 guys we could bug.

 

[Salvador]

I am no longer trying to get to Lifer status.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Salvador
I am no longer trying to get to Lifer status.

Stop neffing you dumb fugnugget.

 

[MrColin]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: Salvador
I am no longer trying to get to Lifer status.

Stop neffing you dumb fugnugget.

Thanks for the bump anyway.

Still looking for more people... (as opposed to alien posting-bots).

 

[n0cmonkey]

Real men wear tin foil, not aluminum. Amateur.