OH, and since the other threads got closed:
I received 1200 dollars from the government in checks, which of course is totally useless at 6pm on Christmas Eve.
Mom gave me 200 in cash, and 300 in gift cards, plus some post-its. I put them all over the cash.
Oh, and one of those portable speakers, with the thump-thump.
I got her a day at the spa, and a new amp and speakers to go with her TV. Last year when I got it she said it was nice, but a week later was complaining about the crappy audio. I put one of my old amps on the thing and it was good, but the volume knob and remote control both mysteriously broke after 6 months or so.
Replaced it with my old speakers from storage (which I was smart enough to keep around) and a new amp from Pyle. She didnt want me to buy her anything.