And so the Michael Jackson jokes start pouring in

[Tobolo]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
"Michael Jackson's upcoming London dates have been cancelled. They were James (aged 9) and Thomas (aged 11)."

I literally lol'd when I read that one.

 

[jinduy]

today at work

me: Jackson died
coworker: our production server died?
me: no the pop star

 

[jinduy]

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: JaYp146
A man just died.

Have some f*cking respect.

You respect pedophiles? :thumbsdown:

He had a lot of money which means he bought innocence.

i didn't get any of that money

 

[gorcorps]

Originally posted by: geno

Originally posted by: JaYp146
A "man" just died.

Have some f*cking respect.

subtle... but still full of win :thumbsup:

 

[child of wonder]

People who live in the public spotlight and do things to earn the public's scorn or mistrust are naturally going to be made fun of even posthumously.

Christopher Hitchens was an extremely vocal critic of Jerry Falwell even after he died. He once said "if you gave the man an enema you could've buried him in a matchbox."

 

[Gibsons]

Originally posted by: JaYp146
A man just died.

Really?

Michael Jackson died today, too.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Lurknomore

Originally posted by: JaYp146
A man just died.

Have some f*cking respect.

Gimme a f*cking break- celebrity does not give you immunity.

not that i really cared for MJ, but wtf does his celebrity status have to do with anything?

 

[DrPizza]

Due to the fact that he is now 99% plastic, rather than bury him, they're going to melt him down & make Lego blocks so the kids can play with him for a change.



Too soon?

 

[Ruptga]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
Due to the fact that he is now 99% plastic, rather than bury him, they're going to melt him down & make Lego blocks so the kids can play with him for a change.



Too soon?

That's a little wordy, but good :thumbsup:

 

[Red Squirrel]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
Due to the fact that he is now 99% plastic, rather than bury him, they're going to melt him down & make Lego blocks so the kids can play with him for a change.



Too soon?

LOL glad I'm not the only one that thought about the plastic jokes.

Mine was along the lines of "I wonder if he's made of #1 or #2 plastic, since if yes they can recycle him."

So bad... but so funny.

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

Jackson.

Jacksoff.

 

[Lurknomore]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Lurknomore

Originally posted by: JaYp146
A man just died.

Have some f*cking respect.

Gimme a f*cking break- celebrity does not give you immunity.

not that i really cared for MJ, but wtf does his celebrity status have to do with anything?

1) You don't care yet you post in a MJ joke thread
2) You forget that his celebrity status has everything to do with a ginormous megathread about his passing- snide remarks and real tributes.
3) Are you trying to make it look like I'm saying he's only a celebrity, a synthetic creation, not a real person, thus unworthy of respect regarding this event?
4) Did this really need explaining?

 

[sotired]

RIP Micheal Jackson, you touched so many (allegedly)

 

[AbAbber2k]

Originally posted by: drdops
Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since McCauley Culkin came to stay over for the weekend.

Wow. /thread right there.

 

[MoPHo]

A man walks up to Michael Jackson on the beach and says "Excuse me sir, but you're in my son."

Doesn't work so well when you type it. Better when it's verbal.

 

[Overgloc]

Originally posted by: geno
He died from food poisoning. He had a nasty habit of eating 8-year old meat.

LMAO

 

[IronWing]

The first arrest he couldn't dodge.

 

[Iron Woode]

I guess when it came to death, Micheal Jackson couldn't beat it.

that's just awful.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: sotired
RIP Micheal Jackson, you touched so many (allegedly)

bwaahahaha

 

[Fenixgoon]

ATOT never disappoints with tasteless death jokes :thumbsup:

many lulz here

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: drdops
Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since McCauley Culkin came to stay over for the weekend.

haha... that's.... wow....

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: drdops
Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since McCauley Culkin came to stay over for the weekend.

O man......

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: Gibsons

Originally posted by: JaYp146
A man just died.

Really?

Michael Jackson died today, too.

haha that was good

 

[mjrpes3]

keep the jokes coming, plz!

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
Due to the fact that he is now 99% plastic, rather than bury him, they're going to melt him down & make Lego blocks so the kids can play with him for a change.



Too soon?

Aha that is what I was thinking.


Will his body even need to be enbalmed?