And so the Michael Jackson jokes start pouring in

[Born2bwire]

Where is Quebert with his faux hyprocritical outrage?

 

[QueBert]

Originally posted by: Born2bwire
Where is Quebert with his faux hyprocritical outrage?

I'm done with that, if dudes here want to be pieces of shit with no sense of decency why should I care? If you're going to use a big word like hypocritical to try and insult me at least learn to spell it, and if you know how to spell it, proof read your shit before you hit post. And BTW it's not faux anything, if I ran into any of the people who post jokes about somebody who just died I would absolutely punch them square in the jaw.
And what exactly am I hypocritical about? I posted a joke one time in a death thread to see how the ass claps on here would react. I practice what I preach, but you almost get credit for trying to insult me.

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: QueBert
[ And BTW it's not faux anything, if I ran into any of the people who post jokes about somebody who just died I would absolutely punch them square in the jaw.

Thug 4 lyfe :laugh:

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: Born2bwire
Where is Quebert with his faux hyprocritical outrage?

I'm done with that, if dudes here want to be pieces of shit with no sense of decency why should I care? If you're going to use a big word like hypocritical to try and insult me at least learn to spell it, and if you know how to spell it, proof read your shit before you hit post. And BTW it's not faux anything, if I ran into any of the people who post jokes about somebody who just died I would absolutely punch them square in the jaw.
And what exactly am I hypocritical about? I posted a joke one time in a death thread to see how the ass claps on here would react. I practice what I preach, but you almost get credit for trying to insult me.

Hahah, oh man that only took a few minutes. You are just a treasure.

 

[QueBert]

Originally posted by: OCguy

Originally posted by: QueBert
[ And BTW it's not faux anything, if I ran into any of the people who post jokes about somebody who just died I would absolutely punch them square in the jaw.

Thug 4 lyfe :laugh:

Thug? nah, even my mom would punch a silly little nerd who doesn't respected a recently deceased person. You don't have to be a thug to fight an internet geek. Bottom line, the majority of people I know would at best call you a mother fucker if one of these dudes actually had the balls to crack a joke like this in real life. Most don't, and never will, so it's a moot point. If wanting to punch disrespecting fucktards makes me a thug for life, then I have no problem with that. Poetic justice would be one of these dudes ballsing up and doing a joke in real life and unknowingly be around a member of the dead persons family. Sometimes violence is the answer.

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: OCguy

Originally posted by: QueBert
[ And BTW it's not faux anything, if I ran into any of the people who post jokes about somebody who just died I would absolutely punch them square in the jaw.

Thug 4 lyfe :laugh:

Thug? nah, even my mom would punch a silly little nerd who doesn't respected a recently deceased person. You don't have to be a thug to fight an internet geek. Bottom line, the majority of people I know would at best call you a mother fucker if one of these dudes actually had the balls to crack a joke like this in real life. Most don't, and never will, so it's a moot point. If wanting to punch disrespecting fucktards makes me a thug for life, then I have no problem with that.

Yea, everyone who tells Michael Jackson jokes tomorrow around the water cooler is going to get decked. :laugh:


Oh man....priceless.


E-thuggin.

 

[Papagayo]

Originally posted by: ironwing
The first arrest he couldn't dodge.

lol..



When I first heard that he died, it brought a smile to my face..

It's about time that he went to hell.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: OCguy

Originally posted by: DrPizza
Due to the fact that he is now 99% plastic, rather than bury him, they're going to melt him down & make Lego blocks so the kids can play with him for a change.



Too soon?

Aha that is what I was thinking.


Will his body even need to be enbalmed?

Nope, just recycled. Rumor sez he's gonna be made into Pedobear costumes...

 

[OCGuy]

Stolen:

Farrah Fawcett died and God asked her to make one wish
She wished for the children of the world to be safe

 

[S Freud]

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: OCguy

Originally posted by: QueBert
[ And BTW it's not faux anything, if I ran into any of the people who post jokes about somebody who just died I would absolutely punch them square in the jaw.

Thug 4 lyfe :laugh:

Thug? nah, even my mom would punch a silly little nerd who doesn't respected a recently deceased person. You don't have to be a thug to fight an internet geek. Bottom line, the majority of people I know would at best call you a mother fucker if one of these dudes actually had the balls to crack a joke like this in real life. Most don't, and never will, so it's a moot point. If wanting to punch disrespecting fucktards makes me a thug for life, then I have no problem with that. Poetic justice would be one of these dudes ballsing up and doing a joke in real life and unknowingly be around a member of the dead persons family. Sometimes violence is the answer.

I've already told these jokes to most people that I've talked to today. Most of them laughed.

 

[QueBert]

Originally posted by: S Freud

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: OCguy

Originally posted by: QueBert
[ And BTW it's not faux anything, if I ran into any of the people who post jokes about somebody who just died I would absolutely punch them square in the jaw.

Thug 4 lyfe :laugh:

Thug? nah, even my mom would punch a silly little nerd who doesn't respected a recently deceased person. You don't have to be a thug to fight an internet geek. Bottom line, the majority of people I know would at best call you a mother fucker if one of these dudes actually had the balls to crack a joke like this in real life. Most don't, and never will, so it's a moot point. If wanting to punch disrespecting fucktards makes me a thug for life, then I have no problem with that. Poetic justice would be one of these dudes ballsing up and doing a joke in real life and unknowingly be around a member of the dead persons family. Sometimes violence is the answer.

I've already told these jokes to most people that I've talked to today. Most of them laughed.

That's because there are a lot of fucking idiots out there, most people I come across have no problem sleeping with an under aged girl. So by your logic I should go have sex with a 16 year old right? It only takes telling the joke to 1 wrong person for a lesson to be learned though.

 

[vhx]

I was in WoW when someone said over general, "Due to the fact Michael Jackson is 95% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change."

Ouch!

 

[S Freud]

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: S Freud

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: OCguy

Originally posted by: QueBert
[ And BTW it's not faux anything, if I ran into any of the people who post jokes about somebody who just died I would absolutely punch them square in the jaw.

Thug 4 lyfe :laugh:

Thug? nah, even my mom would punch a silly little nerd who doesn't respected a recently deceased person. You don't have to be a thug to fight an internet geek. Bottom line, the majority of people I know would at best call you a mother fucker if one of these dudes actually had the balls to crack a joke like this in real life. Most don't, and never will, so it's a moot point. If wanting to punch disrespecting fucktards makes me a thug for life, then I have no problem with that. Poetic justice would be one of these dudes ballsing up and doing a joke in real life and unknowingly be around a member of the dead persons family. Sometimes violence is the answer.

I've already told these jokes to most people that I've talked to today. Most of them laughed.

That's because there are a lot of fucking idiots out there, most people I come across have no problem sleeping with an under aged girl. So by your logic I should go have sex with a 16 year old right? It only takes telling the joke to 1 wrong person for a lesson to be learned though.

um, no. That's not what I was getting at, I just pointing out that some people think its ok and some don't not everyone feels the same way you do.

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: Born2bwire
Where is Quebert with his faux hyprocritical outrage?

I'm done with that, if dudes here want to be pieces of shit with no sense of decency why should I care? If you're going to use a big word like hypocritical to try and insult me at least learn to spell it, and if you know how to spell it, proof read your shit before you hit post. And BTW it's not faux anything, if I ran into any of the people who post jokes about somebody who just died I would absolutely punch them square in the jaw.
And what exactly am I hypocritical about? I posted a joke one time in a death thread to see how the ass claps on here would react. I practice what I preach, but you almost get credit for trying to insult me.

Oh grow up with your fake outrage. Yeah, right... you're going to punch someone for telling a joke. Lighten up a little. In case you're completely behind the times, a lot of people prefer that their funerals be a celebration of their lives - upbeat, lively, enjoyable, rather than gloomy, quiet, depressing.

But, if you prefer, go ahead and be a big e-thug.

 

[McLovin]

Originally posted by: vhx
I was in WoW when someone said over general, "Due to the fact Michael Jackson is 95% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change."

Ouch!

I got kicked out of my guild for making a comment about this in trade chat.





LoL

 

[mjrpes3]

Apparently he's still alive and well. He was just misquoted while visiting a childrens ward as saying that he'd "died and gone to heaven".

 

[mjrpes3]

Hey on the bright side: soon he'll be black again!

 

[DrPizza]

edit: actually, I hate ytmnd

 

[QueBert]

Originally posted by: DrPizza

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: Born2bwire
Where is Quebert with his faux hyprocritical outrage?

I'm done with that, if dudes here want to be pieces of shit with no sense of decency why should I care? If you're going to use a big word like hypocritical to try and insult me at least learn to spell it, and if you know how to spell it, proof read your shit before you hit post. And BTW it's not faux anything, if I ran into any of the people who post jokes about somebody who just died I would absolutely punch them square in the jaw.
And what exactly am I hypocritical about? I posted a joke one time in a death thread to see how the ass claps on here would react. I practice what I preach, but you almost get credit for trying to insult me.

Oh grow up with your fake outrage. Yeah, right... you're going to punch someone for telling a joke. Lighten up a little. In case you're completely behind the times, a lot of people prefer that their funerals be a celebration of their lives - upbeat, lively, enjoyable, rather than gloomy, quiet, depressing.

But, if you prefer, go ahead and be a big e-thug.

So if your mother died and your next door neighbor made a joke you'd laugh? If you would, something's wrong with you. I'm not magically able to laugh at a joke about a person dying simply because I don't know them. if they were a family member I would be in jail for beating the shit out of whoever told it. Why should it be any different if the person's a stranger? I was raised to never speak ill on a deceased person. And a "joke" is ill speaking. People do prefer their funerals to be upbeat, but I can't think of anyone I personally know who would want anyone at the funeral cracking tasteless puns about them. There's a huge difference between smile at a funeral and being an insensitive dick.

And if somebodies family member passes on here, if I cracked a funny I would get banned in 2 seconds. That should tell you it's not okay, and shouldn't be any different just because the persons a stranger.

 

[arkcom]

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: S Freud

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: OCguy

Originally posted by: QueBert
[ And BTW it's not faux anything, if I ran into any of the people who post jokes about somebody who just died I would absolutely punch them square in the jaw.

Thug 4 lyfe :laugh:

Thug? nah, even my mom would punch a silly little nerd who doesn't respected a recently deceased person. You don't have to be a thug to fight an internet geek. Bottom line, the majority of people I know would at best call you a mother fucker if one of these dudes actually had the balls to crack a joke like this in real life. Most don't, and never will, so it's a moot point. If wanting to punch disrespecting fucktards makes me a thug for life, then I have no problem with that. Poetic justice would be one of these dudes ballsing up and doing a joke in real life and unknowingly be around a member of the dead persons family. Sometimes violence is the answer.

I've already told these jokes to most people that I've talked to today. Most of them laughed.

That's because there are a lot of fucking idiots out there, most people I come across have no problem sleeping with an under aged girl. So by your logic I should go have sex with a 16 year old right? It only takes telling the joke to 1 wrong person for a lesson to be learned though.

Oddly enough the the subject of this thread also enjoyed sleeping with kids, yet you're defending him.

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: QueBert


So if your mother died and your next door neighbor made a joke you'd laugh? If you would, something's wrong with you. I'm not magically able to laugh at a joke about a person dying simply because I don't know them. if they were a family member I would be in jail for beating the shit out of whoever told it. Why should it be any different if the person's a stranger? I was raised to never speak ill on a deceased person. And a "joke" is ill speaking. People do prefer their funerals to be upbeat, but I can't think of anyone I personally know who would want anyone at the funeral cracking tasteless puns about them. There's a huge difference between smile at a funeral and being an insensitive dick.

And if somebodies family member passes on here, if I cracked a funny I would get banned in 2 seconds. That should tell you it's not okay, and shouldn't be any different just because the persons a stranger.

Ya dawg, fo realz. Straight up gangsta.

 

[arkcom]

Originally posted by: OCguy

Originally posted by: QueBert


So if your mother died and your next door neighbor made a joke you'd laugh? If you would, something's wrong with you. I'm not magically able to laugh at a joke about a person dying simply because I don't know them. if they were a family member I would be in jail for beating the shit out of whoever told it. Why should it be any different if the person's a stranger? I was raised to never speak ill on a deceased person. And a "joke" is ill speaking. People do prefer their funerals to be upbeat, but I can't think of anyone I personally know who would want anyone at the funeral cracking tasteless puns about them. There's a huge difference between smile at a funeral and being an insensitive dick.

And if somebodies family member passes on here, if I cracked a funny I would get banned in 2 seconds. That should tell you it's not okay, and shouldn't be any different just because the persons a stranger.

Ya dawg, fo realz. Straight up gangsta.

I read his posts with autotune voice.

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: DrPizza

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: Born2bwire
Where is Quebert with his faux hyprocritical outrage?

I'm done with that, if dudes here want to be pieces of shit with no sense of decency why should I care? If you're going to use a big word like hypocritical to try and insult me at least learn to spell it, and if you know how to spell it, proof read your shit before you hit post. And BTW it's not faux anything, if I ran into any of the people who post jokes about somebody who just died I would absolutely punch them square in the jaw.
And what exactly am I hypocritical about? I posted a joke one time in a death thread to see how the ass claps on here would react. I practice what I preach, but you almost get credit for trying to insult me.

Oh grow up with your fake outrage. Yeah, right... you're going to punch someone for telling a joke. Lighten up a little. In case you're completely behind the times, a lot of people prefer that their funerals be a celebration of their lives - upbeat, lively, enjoyable, rather than gloomy, quiet, depressing.

But, if you prefer, go ahead and be a big e-thug.

So if your mother died and your next door neighbor made a joke you'd laugh? If you would, something's wrong with you. I'm not magically able to laugh at a joke about a person dying simply because I don't know them. if they were a family member I would be in jail for beating the shit out of whoever told it. Why should it be any different if the person's a stranger? I was raised to never speak ill on a deceased person. And a "joke" is ill speaking. People do prefer their funerals to be upbeat, but I can't think of anyone I personally know who would want anyone at the funeral cracking tasteless puns about them. There's a huge difference between smile at a funeral and being an insensitive dick.

Depends on what the joke was, but if it was in celebration about a characteristic of her life that she was completely fine with, then sure, I'd laugh.

But in all seriousness, you knew exactly what was going to be in this thread. You could have stayed out, but you chose instead to come in here and attack people from your moral high horse.

edit: lmao, I can picture Queball at some sort of gathering to honor him when people tell jokes/funny stores at his expense. Most people laugh along with everyone else, but Queball "you guys are making fun of me. I'm going to punch you square in the jaw."

 

[QueBert]

Originally posted by: DrPizza

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: DrPizza

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: Born2bwire
Where is Quebert with his faux hyprocritical outrage?

I'm done with that, if dudes here want to be pieces of shit with no sense of decency why should I care? If you're going to use a big word like hypocritical to try and insult me at least learn to spell it, and if you know how to spell it, proof read your shit before you hit post. And BTW it's not faux anything, if I ran into any of the people who post jokes about somebody who just died I would absolutely punch them square in the jaw.
And what exactly am I hypocritical about? I posted a joke one time in a death thread to see how the ass claps on here would react. I practice what I preach, but you almost get credit for trying to insult me.

Oh grow up with your fake outrage. Yeah, right... you're going to punch someone for telling a joke. Lighten up a little. In case you're completely behind the times, a lot of people prefer that their funerals be a celebration of their lives - upbeat, lively, enjoyable, rather than gloomy, quiet, depressing.

But, if you prefer, go ahead and be a big e-thug.

So if your mother died and your next door neighbor made a joke you'd laugh? If you would, something's wrong with you. I'm not magically able to laugh at a joke about a person dying simply because I don't know them. if they were a family member I would be in jail for beating the shit out of whoever told it. Why should it be any different if the person's a stranger? I was raised to never speak ill on a deceased person. And a "joke" is ill speaking. People do prefer their funerals to be upbeat, but I can't think of anyone I personally know who would want anyone at the funeral cracking tasteless puns about them. There's a huge difference between smile at a funeral and being an insensitive dick.

Depends on what the joke was, but if it was in celebration about a characteristic of her life that she was completely fine with, then sure, I'd laugh.

But in all seriousness, you knew exactly what was going to be in this thread. You could have stayed out, but you chose instead to come in here and attack people from your moral high horse.

Sorry that I'm a decent human being, I'm out of this thread so as the comedians can make their funnies

continue on...

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: QueBert
Sorry that I'm a decent human being, I'm out of this thread so as the comedians can make their funnies

continue on...

No, you're only pretending to be a decent human being online. You're trying to pretend that you're Mr. I Have Better Values Than Everyone Else, and anyone who doesn't think like you (or rather, troll like you) is a lower class person.

I'm not going to police traffic, but if I end up in the "fast" lane due to traffic I'm not going 1mph over 65, deal with it.

Just that quote alone is enough for everyone to know who we're talking to.