You best watch it, it looks like he's within driving distance to come to your water cooler and deliver some e-thugary.
This brought much joy and laughter to everyone at my office. :thumbsup:
Originally posted by: OCguy
Originally posted by: QueBert
So if your mother died and your next door neighbor made a joke you'd laugh? If you would, something's wrong with you. I'm not magically able to laugh at a joke about a person dying simply because I don't know them. if they were a family member I would be in jail for beating the shit out of whoever told it. Why should it be any different if the person's a stranger? I was raised to never speak ill on a deceased person. And a "joke" is ill speaking. People do prefer their funerals to be upbeat, but I can't think of anyone I personally know who would want anyone at the funeral cracking tasteless puns about them. There's a huge difference between smile at a funeral and being an insensitive dick.
And if somebodies family member passes on here, if I cracked a funny I would get banned in 2 seconds. That should tell you it's not okay, and shouldn't be any different just because the persons a stranger.
Ya dawg, fo realz. Straight up gangsta.
Originally posted by: CoinOperatedBoy
What's the difference between an astronaut and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other one just died of cardiac arrest.
I'll be here all week.
Originally posted by: KeithP
Originally posted by: CoinOperatedBoy
What's the difference between an astronaut and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other one just died of cardiac arrest.
I'll be here all week.
Wow...you really screwed that joke up. It should read, "One moon walks and the other.."
I wish I was more motivated. There is going to be a lot of work for keyboard cat in the next few days.
-KeithP
Originally posted by: QueBert
Originally posted by: OCguy
Originally posted by: QueBert
[ And BTW it's not faux anything, if I ran into any of the people who post jokes about somebody who just died I would absolutely punch them square in the jaw.
Thug 4 lyfe :laugh:
Thug? nah, even my mom would punch a silly little nerd who doesn't respected a recently deceased person. You don't have to be a thug to fight an internet geek. Bottom line, the majority of people I know would at best call you a mother fucker if one of these dudes actually had the balls to crack a joke like this in real life. Most don't, and never will, so it's a moot point. If wanting to punch disrespecting fucktards makes me a thug for life, then I have no problem with that. Poetic justice would be one of these dudes ballsing up and doing a joke in real life and unknowingly be around a member of the dead persons family. Sometimes violence is the answer.
Originally posted by: JS80
Not surprised you would defend a pedophile. OJ's innocent too right?
Originally posted by: kstu
What's the rest of this (from the topic summary): Michael Jackson heard Sears... ?
Originally posted by: YoungManRiver
Looks like an entire website and community sprung up hours after the news.
The internet is terrible!
http://www.deadmichaeljacksonjokes.com
Originally posted by: CZroe
"Michael Jackson died today. His face was so badly mutilated that they will have to have a closed-casket funeral."
Really? How did he die?
"Heart attack."
Originally posted by: zylander
Did you guys here that McDonalds is serving a commemorative burger to honor MJ? They are calling it the Mcjackson; 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
Originally posted by: DrPizza
Due to the fact that he is now 99% plastic, rather than bury him, they're going to melt him down & make Lego blocks so the kids can play with him for a change.
Too soon?
Originally posted by: YoungManRiver
Looks like an entire website and community sprung up hours after the news.
The internet is terrible!
http://www.deadmichaeljacksonjokes.com
Originally posted by: BTRY B 529th FA BN
When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven she was granted one wish and she asked that children everywhere be safe. Hours later Michael Jackson died.
Originally posted by: Gothgar
When the paramedics got there they shook him and went "Michael are you OK? are you ok? Are you ok Michael?"
Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can enjoy playing with him for once.