Another Chipotle sucks thread

[WaTaGuMp]

Well, at least someone likes it, the diet Coke makes it healthy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5uNf55vhps

 

[Krazy4Real]

no thanks.

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

I don't think it sucks at all. It's not the greatest Mexican food I've ever had, but it's honest, reasonably healthful Mexican food that is frankly better than what's available in local places in most of the world, including much of the United States.

 

[pete6032]

I don't think it sucks at all. It's not the greatest Mexican food I've ever had, but it's honest, reasonably healthful Mexican food that is frankly better than what's available in local places in most of the world, including much of the United States.

Their burritos are 1,000+ calories, full of sodium and fat.

 

[Ns1]

It's not the greatest Mexican food I've ever had, but it's honest, reasonably healthful Mexican food

LOL they give you a peter north style load of crema all over your food. I can most assure you that shit is not healthy.

A standard burrito bowl with asada is 900 calories, 45g fat, 2g's sodium. WITHOUT CHIPS.

 

[tcG]

Their burritos are 1,000+ calories, full of sodium and fat.

Why are calories automatically bad? That just means you're getting more food energy for your money. Split it into 2 meals and be happy that you can get two meals of scratch-made food for $3.50 each.

And the fat is only bad if you think saturated fat in moderation is bad for you, which it isn't.

The sodium, sure.

 

[BoomerD]

I heard all the rave about "Chipotle!" for a couple of years, so when one opened near us, I had to try it.
I was sorely disappointed. It's "Mexican food" only because they wrap the contents in a burrito. Bland, flavorless, and one of the worst fast-food-type meals I've had in decades.

I never went back.
Unfortunately, Qdoba seems to have followed the same business model, offering about the same bland, tasteless "imitation Mexican food" as Chipotle.

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

Their burritos are 1,000+ calories, full of sodium and fat.

As are burritos at authentic Mexican restaurants. I think your quarrel is with Mexican food generally, not Chipotle specifically.

 

[Ns1]

As are burritos at authentic Mexican restaurants. I think your quarrel is with Mexican food generally, not Chipotle specifically.

Except you don't describe a burrito from an authentic mexican restaurant as "healthy".

It's not the greatest Mexican food I've ever had, but it's honest, reasonably healthful Mexican food

 

[tfinch2]

The blandness of Chipotle must be regional. The ones around here are excellent.

 

[mizzou]

omg anyone who drinks diet soda is dying on the inside. ITS PROVEN EVERYONE KNOWS THIS I DONT NEED TO CITE IT.
:awe:

 

[PenguinPower]

LOL they give you a peter north style load of crema all over your food. I can most assure you that shit is not healthy.

A standard burrito bowl with asada is 900 calories, 45g fat, 2g's sodium. WITHOUT CHIPS.

And is also over a lb of food.

 

[shortylickens]

this is like all those guys who complain about hairy pussy.
If you get lots of pussy and dont need the hairy stuff, why do you go out of your way to complain?
And if some of us can deal with hairy pussy and dont complain, why do you need to make us feel bad?


What I'm saying is: Hairy pussy is the Chipotle of food.



Wait.....
:hmm:

 

[shortylickens]

And is also over a lb of food.

yeah, if you ate a pound of mashed potatos that would be some serious calories too.

 

[purbeast0]

i was not aware that you had to get crema on your stuff at chipotle no matter what. i must have missed it the past decade of eating there. man i learn new things every day on atot, thanks for making threads about things you all hate!

 

[ussfletcher]

They also have things like salads, which you can choose to eat without rice or other toppings, saving 300-500 calories over that burrito (several hundred for the tortilla alone).

 

[lxskllr]

I've only been there a couple times, but I liked it well enough. I preferred BajaFresh, but they seem to have left my immediate area.

 

[jcuadrado]

Chipotle is awesome....steak, salad, rice and green tomatillo is only 540 calories and 21 grams of fat. A bit high on sodium but whatever. Now if you slobber all that cheese and sour cream and guac of course it turn into something bad for you.....

 

[smackababy]

i was not aware that you had to get crema on your stuff at chipotle no matter what. i must have missed it the past decade of eating there. man i learn new things every day on atot, thanks for making threads about things you all hate!

I wasn't even aware Chipotle sold expresso and had crema! I have been missing out!

 

[shortylickens]

I've only been there a couple times, but I liked it well enough. I preferred BajaFresh, but they seem to have left my immediate area.

Baja Fresh is good but not as common. We are lucky to have one in our area.

 

[OCGuy]

I heard they literally cut the meat with the feces of stray dogs, and the salsa is made from aborted horse fetus. Taco Bell that has been left inside a state fair porta-potty for a week tastes better.

Also white people eat there and like it. You should see them standing in line being all white and stuff. Ugh.

 

[Ns1]

Also white people eat there and like it. You should see them standing in line being all white and stuff. Ugh.

I know right? JFC.

 

[rh71]

omg anyone who drinks diet soda is dying on the inside. ITS PROVEN EVERYONE KNOWS THIS I DONT NEED TO CITE IT.
:awe:

completely true

 

[BarkingGhostar]

I never understood the reasoning behind complaining about FF. It is what it is. If you try to romanticize it and then the hype is met with reality, boom goes a thread into ATOT.

 

[IAteYourMother]

Their burritos are 1,000+ calories, full of sodium and fat.

Believe it or not, calories, fat, and sodium aren't inherently unhealthy.