Turnover at this company is a bitch, but not for me. I?ve been working on Steve?s desk for something like 3 years now. Life has been great. Rarely does he deal with papers, so I?ve got it easy. Every once in a while he shakes a paper clip out of me for some report or other doc that he has to file, but he keeps me full and I keep his paperclips right where he wants em: out of the way.
Steve?s got this dude that works with him, a decent guy, I think he bugs us a little too much for funny stuff when we are getting some serious work done but hey, its whatever. He?s a cynical son of a bitch; always has something to say about everyone. Well, not sure how he did, probably got her drunk as shit and knocked her up, but he bagged himself a fine lookin? piece of ass! On top of that, he tapped it and sealed a deal; she turned milf three months ago and her tits are off the chain now! But the story falls apart from here fellas. His brown nosed ass had to bring that little runt in the office because the pedophile boss man was egging him on.
Right about the time the kids makes its rounds to our cube it goes nuts and starts screaming like a little bitch. Of course the guy can?t get the kid to shut up, probably going to be a bad parent for years to come. This whole time I?m thinking to myself, ?this is the same cynical guy that emails me and Steve when someone else brings their kid in with stupid remarks like ?this is not a daycare??? The fuckin? nerve of some guys. Steve and I have work to do. If he needed a paperclip and I wasn?t holding them like a paper clip holder should because my ass is distracted by some whaling little turd it would have been my ass!
I can still hear the echo's of the screaming/crying...
Steve?s got this dude that works with him, a decent guy, I think he bugs us a little too much for funny stuff when we are getting some serious work done but hey, its whatever. He?s a cynical son of a bitch; always has something to say about everyone. Well, not sure how he did, probably got her drunk as shit and knocked her up, but he bagged himself a fine lookin? piece of ass! On top of that, he tapped it and sealed a deal; she turned milf three months ago and her tits are off the chain now! But the story falls apart from here fellas. His brown nosed ass had to bring that little runt in the office because the pedophile boss man was egging him on.
Right about the time the kids makes its rounds to our cube it goes nuts and starts screaming like a little bitch. Of course the guy can?t get the kid to shut up, probably going to be a bad parent for years to come. This whole time I?m thinking to myself, ?this is the same cynical guy that emails me and Steve when someone else brings their kid in with stupid remarks like ?this is not a daycare??? The fuckin? nerve of some guys. Steve and I have work to do. If he needed a paperclip and I wasn?t holding them like a paper clip holder should because my ass is distracted by some whaling little turd it would have been my ass!
I can still hear the echo's of the screaming/crying...