Another Poker thread....

[GoingUp]

Actually there are 4 hands that beat a flush.

 

[cchen]

Originally posted by: UDT89

lol

if it makes you feel better to "diss" me good.

regardless you still suck at poker.

haha, more like sucks at life

 

[UDT89]

Originally posted by: cchen

Originally posted by: UDT89

lol

if it makes you feel better to "diss" me good.

regardless you still suck at poker.

haha, more like sucks at like

how do you not raise preflop with aces????????

theres is no way to tell what anyone else is holding without raising.

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: UDT89

Originally posted by: cchen

Originally posted by: UDT89

lol

if it makes you feel better to "diss" me good.

regardless you still suck at poker.

haha, more like sucks at like

how do you not raise preflop with aces????????

theres is no way to tell what anyone else is holding without raising.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111oneoneoneexclamationpoint


You people are going to drive me insane. It's amazing they let people like you vote.


Although it's obvious that they do. Sigh.

 

[theGlove]

parody threads are dumb. giving him a 1 for user rating lol

 

[YetioDoom]

Originally posted by: theGlove


parody threads are dumb. giving him a 1 for user rating lol

Parody threads do suck, but he did a really good job fooling a lot of people.

 

[HonkeyDonk]

at first I thought this guy was a complete moron, but then after reading half his post, I got some deja vu...like I read this post somewhere before. Then did it hit me that this was a parody, and then my feelings of "what an idiot that guy is" became "lol, awesome thread".

hahaha, I thought this was a pretty decent parody. 7/10.

 

[ActuaryTm]

(as it bears repeating)

Disclaimer: threads of a parodic nature should only be attempted by qualified professionals.

 

[z0mb13]

parody of which thread??

 

[kermalou]

i love how many mistakes this had...

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
(as it bears repeating)

Disclaimer: threads of a parodic nature should only be attempted by qualified professionals.

Like me, 'tardo.

You're prolly too new to remember any of the older, classic parody threads. Like, looking under the table and discovering your date had a penis, and many other YAGT parodies.

But that's okay. Thanks for trying.

 

[ActuaryTm]

Qualified. Certified, even. Or is that certifiable?

I think the latter, as evidenced by the poor attempt at a parody.

 

[polm]

AT parody's suck...this thread is proof of that.

 

[BaboonGuy]

10/10 funny stuff man

 

[schizoid]

I rule.

 

[GasX]

If you had paid attention in English class, you could have told that story in a single paragraph and held people's interest.

lolz! (that's poker jargon for the OP is a tool)

edit - ok, it's a parody thread. In that case, just ignore my first sentence.

 

[alexeikgb]

Originally posted by: cchen
omg, are you 8 years old? and btw, learn to play poker.

Agreed u played poket Aces very poorly....
By the way UDT89 is right on all counts....

 

[Kipper]

So he's a "bad player..."

Yet he beat you.

 

[SuperFreaky]

worst thread ever

 

[DBL]

Good job. You even got someone to agree that PPs suck.

 

[BooGiMaN]

Originally posted by: schizoid

Originally posted by: UDT89
its players like you that make the game suck.

you got what you deserved. Yea pocket pairs suck right? its a suckers bet? go find and learn poker odds preflop before you go into your next tournament.

thats one.

number two.

pocket aces is the BEST hand you can be delt preflop.

number three.

Since you didnt raise preflop you allowed your opponent, the one who eventually beat you, stick around to see a flop.

number four.

you got beat b/c you dont know how to bet. you let a 10 5 offsuit see a flop and you got burnt.

Pairs dont suck, you do.

Just quoting this so future generations will know what a toolshed posts like.


You = moted

what the fvck is moted...i hpe this isnt the same thing we were using in grade school....20 some odd years ago!!!!

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN

Originally posted by: schizoid

Originally posted by: UDT89
its players like you that make the game suck.

you got what you deserved. Yea pocket pairs suck right? its a suckers bet? go find and learn poker odds preflop before you go into your next tournament.

thats one.

number two.

pocket aces is the BEST hand you can be delt preflop.

number three.

Since you didnt raise preflop you allowed your opponent, the one who eventually beat you, stick around to see a flop.

number four.

you got beat b/c you dont know how to bet. you let a 10 5 offsuit see a flop and you got burnt.

Pairs dont suck, you do.

Just quoting this so future generations will know what a toolshed posts like.


You = moted

what the fvck is moted...i hpe this isnt the same thing we were using in grade school....20 some odd years ago!!!!

I think moted is when you punch someone in the face and they laught because they asked you to punch them there.

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN

Originally posted by: schizoid

Originally posted by: UDT89
its players like you that make the game suck.

you got what you deserved. Yea pocket pairs suck right? its a suckers bet? go find and learn poker odds preflop before you go into your next tournament.

thats one.

number two.

pocket aces is the BEST hand you can be delt preflop.

number three.

Since you didnt raise preflop you allowed your opponent, the one who eventually beat you, stick around to see a flop.

number four.

you got beat b/c you dont know how to bet. you let a 10 5 offsuit see a flop and you got burnt.

Pairs dont suck, you do.

Just quoting this so future generations will know what a toolshed posts like.


You = moted

what the fvck is moted...i hpe this isnt the same thing we were using in grade school....20 some odd years ago!!!!

Nope, it's the very same. Me and my crew are bringing it back!

To all the people who posted in this thread cuz they're retarded and they didn't get it: MOTED

 

[ElFenix]

schizoid > all

 

[TheNinja]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
schizoid > all

schizoid < all