Another Poker thread....

[olds]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Less crappy commentary , more just tell us what happened in 4 concise sentences

He's trying to prove how he is so much more intelligent than you by talking down to you.

 

[spunkz]

i hate it when people win at poker and then call it skill.

 

[pulse8]

Never slow play pocket aces. You're just asking for trouble. You let that guy win that hand.

 

[KoolAidKid]

It's interesting to see how many people post before reading the thread. You'd have to be nearly brain dead to believe this was real.

 

[dethman]

stupidest thread ever. die schizoid.

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
schizoid > all

Much like this...:

Dude: "Are you interested in Setec astronomy?"
Other dude: "I'm interested in all kinds of astronomy"

...this is TRUE.

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Less crappy commentary , more just tell us what happened in 4 concise sentences

He's trying to prove how he is so much more intelligent than you by talking down to you.

Totally. I'm trying to prove how much more intelligent than PEE PEE POO POO I LIKE TO POO IN THE POTTY YOU'RE A BOOGERBUTT BOOGERBUTT BOOGERBUTT I AM INVISIBLE YOU CAN'T SEE ME I HAVE A FORCE SHIELD!!!!!

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: spunkz
i hate it when people win at poker and then call it skill.

Yeah. I have a ton of bad beat stories. This one time I was walking to a bathroom, and this dude beat me.

Badly.

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: pulse8
Never slow play pocket aces. You're just asking for trouble. You let that guy win that hand.

No, I always slow play pocket aces. And pocket 72offsuit. I slowplay everything. It's the only way to win.

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: dethman
stupidest thread ever. die schizoid.

You'd feel bad if I really died cuz you told me to.

You're not nice.

 

[DXM]

haha, hilarious thread schiziod. You seriously pwned most everyone in this thread. :beer:

 

[HardcoreRobot]

hahahah

the parody was decent, but pulling all the "poker pros" out of th woodwork with the opportunity to diss a poker noob is awesome

people too anxious to put down others to read and think!

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: DXM
haha, hilarious thread schiziod. You seriously pwned most everyone in this thread. :beer:

Yes. I pwn people. You ever been to a used car lot and they try to tell you the cars aren't used, they're "previously pwned?" That's so stupid. And you ever try to get a tax break on a non pwner-occupied property? It's a freakin' bitch.

And remember all those Rent-to-pwn ads that were popular in the 80's? Whatever happened to those?

I dunno...I think most people in this thread should realize I'm a better poker player than them and mind their pwn business.

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
hahahah

the parody was decent, but pulling all the "poker pros" out of th woodwork with the opportunity to diss a poker noob is awesome

people too anxious to put down others to read and think!

I would love to play some of these cats. I know my game. I know the holes in it (and there are some). I'm not cocky about it. I don't have an ego.

And I would destroy 90% of the people here.

 

[amoeba]

I have given up on giving poker advice. Its like biting the hand that feeds me.

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

The art of a good parody thread is knowing when to let it die.

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: schizoid
I'm not cocky about it. I don't have an ego.

And I would destroy 90% of the people here.

Quite the hubris there.

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm

Originally posted by: schizoid
I'm not cocky about it. I don't have an ego.

And I would destroy 90% of the people here.

Quite the hubris there.

Hey...if you know enough about poker, you know that a "good" poker player is good enough to beat just about everyone. If there's a pro here, the fine, they'd take me down. I mean, my game is just about as solid as it can be (like I said, there's a few cracks, but I know them and actively try and patch them up).

But I'm by no means a pro. It still hurts when I lose. My "people" skills aren't as good as they need to be. So any pro in the world would just wipe the floor with me.

But the rest of y'alls? I'll take you to the table any time.

If you know poker, you know what I'm talking about.

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
The art of a good parody thread is knowing when to let it die.

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[DXM]

Originally posted by: schizoid

Originally posted by: DXM
haha, hilarious thread schiziod. You seriously pwned most everyone in this thread. :beer:

Yes. I pwn people. You ever been to a used car lot and they try to tell you the cars aren't used, they're "previously pwned?" That's so stupid. And you ever try to get a tax break on a non pwner-occupied property? It's a freakin' bitch.

And remember all those Rent-to-pwn ads that were popular in the 80's? Whatever happened to those?

I dunno...I think most people in this thread should realize I'm a better poker player than them and mind their pwn business.

True to your name, huh?

 

[upsciLLion]

SCHIZOID WHERE YOU BEEN MANG

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
SCHIZOID WHERE YOU BEEN MANG

Clockin' grip and pimpin' hos...you know, the usual.