Anti Monkey Butt Powder!

[Zim Hosein]

Anti Monkey Butt Powder is specially formulated to absorb excess sweat and reduce frictional skin irritation. It is Ideal for butt busting activities such as truck driving, motorcycling, bicycling, horse back riding, and extreme sports. May also be applied inside footwear, under sports pads, and other areas prone to chafing. Indoors or outdoors, work or play, or on occasions when you sit on your butt all day, don?t let your buns get red, use Anti Monkey Butt Powder instead!

Anti Monkey Butt Powder!

How would you feel asking for this product by name at your local store? :laugh:

 

[HappyPuppy]

If I had Monkey Butt it wouldn't bother me a bit to ask for Anti Monkey Butt Powder at my local store. What the fuck, bro, if you have Monkey Butt you really need to get rid of it before your mom changes your diaper.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
If I had Monkey Butt it wouldn't bother me a bit to ask for Anti Monkey Butt Powder at my local store. What the fuck, bro, if you have Monkey Butt you really need to get rid of it before your mom changes your diaper.

But she's away on vacation bro!

 

[lokiju]

I see this stuff at trucker gas stations all the time when I'm on the highway.

 

[alkemyst]

Ace Hardware here sells it at the register. Kids laugh about it and you hear a story everyonce in a while about it's virtues.

 

[Amused]

Ride a motorcycle long distances and you'll understand.

 

[zerocool84]

Originally posted by: Amused
Ride a motorcycle long distances and you'll understand.

I would think this would be great for anyone who sits down for long periods of time to control the sweat to help prevent pilonidal cysts.

 

[Fayd]

uh...

wont gold bond body powder work?

 

[blert]

I've had "monkey butt" on a loooong bicycle ride and anything that will stop it is worth it's weight in gold....