any body wanna split a pizza?

[ArkAoss]

yeah, i know i just had lunch ,but i've been workin on pizza ad's and im really hungry? any body in the HARTFORD CONNECTICUT AREA? wanna hook up for pizza ? especially if you know some girls in the area?

 

[office boy]

Hahah.. I could go for some pizza, but I'm on the other side (WA).

Hartford though eh?
My mom's from there.. thats kinda cool.

 

[ArkAoss]

yeah? my mom isnt from hartford area. . . . well, maybe ill pick up a pizza after i leave work and hook up with some other people

 

[Modeps]

whoa, im in the east hartford area, but im not in the mood for pizza, and the only girl i know is my mom... and some sluts.

 

[vaclav]

You'd better throw in some knives & forks or this isn't a hardware thread.

 

[ArkAoss]

intake 77 east hartford?? um those sluts have any forks or knives?

 

[Modeps]

im sure they will use whatever you would like ark, forks, knives, chains, whips, feathers... etc... like i said, they're sluts

 

[ArkAoss]

umm butter knives and pizza cutting wheels, peperoni or bacon?

or grinders?

 

[Modeps]

grinders definately

 

[ArkAoss]

yeah, but girls dont usually hang at grinder shops, at least not around here

 

[ArkAoss]

naw im definitly gonna hafta get pizza when my boss comes in so i can leave

 

[Modeps]

i want to leave now... my contacts are driving me batty... maybe get a grinder on the way home... or some pr0n.. either or... maybe talk to some sluts.

 

[Xe0n]

woh...there are actually people in this state! i live in farmington...but im not in a pizza mood...maybe some other time

 

[ArkAoss]

yeah im leavin work now too, hey you have contacts? i had glasses broke em, now i cant see to drive at night, but i drive any ways, well cya all you connecticut people

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

Oh the irony. I'm chopping down some Dominos as we speak.

 

[TheNemesis]

"Chopping down" damn, are pizzas really so big that you need to chop them down? hehe jking