Any brilliant ideas for a bronze anniversary gift for the wife???

[Mayne]

definitely some sort of upgrade to the house.

 

[Fritzo]

Pottery is also traditional for the 8th anniversary. Might open up more possibilities.

 

[zinfamous]

If people live to their 100th anniversary, then why not Californium?

Sure, I can agree with that. Because, hell, if you've made it 100 years married without dying or murder, might as well go ahead gift each other some cancer, right?

 

[Printer Bandit]

2. Californium — $25-27 million per gram



The most expensive chemical element ever. It has been synthesized only once since its discovery in 1950.

https://brightside.me/wonder-curiosities/the-16-most-expensive-materials-in-the-world-188955/

 

[JEDIYoda]

Where does one buy this paperweight?

A bronzed sculpture of your manhood....

 

[IronWing]

^ The picture is pyrite, not californium.

 

[Fritzo]

2. Californium — $25-27 million per gram



The most expensive chemical element ever. It has been synthesized only once since its discovery in 1950.

https://brightside.me/wonder-curiosities/the-16-most-expensive-materials-in-the-world-188955/

More affordable?


12. Methamphetamine — $100 per gram

 

[Fritzo]

2. Californium — $25-27 million per gram



The most expensive chemical element ever. It has been synthesized only once since its discovery in 1950.

https://brightside.me/wonder-curiosities/the-16-most-expensive-materials-in-the-world-188955/

BTW- That fact is wrong. Wiki says the Oak Ridge National Laboratory in the United States, and the Research Institute of Atomic Reactorsin Dimitrovgrad, Russia produce small amounts of the element every year.

 

[cyclistca]

Yeah, here is the list:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wedding_anniversary

I love how the "Modern" choices are a shitton more expensive than the traditional choices. Can someone please beat up some person who works at the Macy's marketing department for me? They had to be behind this.

Boy I'm I glad my wife does not go for this nonsense

 

[Fritzo]

Protip- only do the big anniversary gifts. 5, 10, 20, 25 years...etc. Just wing it the other years.

 

[Sho'Nuff]

Aside from just about "being over it" for all this holiday gift-buying stuff, I'm racking my brain trying to think of something bronze for the wife for our anniversary. We really don't need anything. Certainly not another picture frame. Wind chimes. Jewelry. Or any other crap like that.

Any brilliant ideas??

TIA

P.S. I thought of a new dining room chandelier as we have a brass fixture now & I figured a brushed-nickel something or other would look nice. Or maybe a new kitchen faucet with a cool high arc in the same finish to mimic bronze to get rid of the 90's chrome. Other than that, I got nothin'.

Bronze clothing iron? Or perhaps a Bronze vacuum? Women love that stuff.

 

[sdifox]

You yutes know this is necro right?

 

[ultimatebob]

I'm liking the idea of some shiny Greek battle armor... for wall decorations, or the bedroom. Whatever you're into.

Because, hey... who doesn't want to be a Spartan Warrior?

 

[Sonikku]

 

[ElFenix]

what is this wizardry?

 

[Sonikku]

what is this wizardry?

A Super Famicom! The perfect gift for any girl or boy. Or Wife!

 

[ElFenix]

looks too small to be a super famicom

 

[sdifox]

looks too small to be a super famicom

Super Famicom Mini :awe:

http://www.nintendolife.com/news/20..._famicom_mini_is_for_hardcore_collectors_only

 

[ElFenix]

Super Famicom Mini :awe:

http://www.nintendolife.com/news/20..._famicom_mini_is_for_hardcore_collectors_only

it even looks too small to be that. there's a reese's peanut butter cup package for scale right there with it.

clearly it's a mini super famicom mini. brought to you by nintendo's department of nintendo redundancy department.

 

[sdifox]

it even looks too small to be that. there's a reese's peanut butter cup package for scale right there with it.

clearly it's a mini super famicom mini. brought to you by nintendo's department of nintendo redundancy department.