Anyone else love pwning squirrels with their pressure washer?

[Octavia92]

Absolute poggers when you land a twofer on those suckers eh?

 

[KidNiki1]

nice pfp. nice use of poggers. /s

are you on the correct site?

 

[Captante]

Came here looking for video of cute fuzzy squirrels being randomly blasted with power-washers..... left disappointed.

 

[pete6032]

Came here looking for video of cute fuzzy squirrels being randomly blasted with power-washers..... left disappointed.

https://www.reddit.com/r/likeus/comments/vmhdsi

 

[Torn Mind]

Is this real or is this Red Squirrel's bot-stalker?

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

I don't harass critters.


And I know how to spell 'own'.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Never done it, but I like the smell of an electrical fire in the morning.

*continues chewing through OP's neutral service cable*

 

[MrSquished]

I don't harass critters.


And I know how to spell 'own'.

ditto. why fuck with little furry creatures?

 

[Captante]

ditto. why fuck with little furry creatures?

Because we're bigger then they are and have opposable thumbs?

(also some of them are tasty!)

 

[Stiff Clamp]

I used to want to pwn pesky squirrels before I installed a squirrel baffle on the feeder pole. Beats greasing the pole every few days. (thought of buying a BB pistol, not a pressure washer)

NOW I just want to pwn sparrows on the feeder - they toss their heads, scattering seed on the ground. Messy eaters. Thus the feeder empties way to soon.
(thinking of a squirt gun, not a pressure washer)

 

[Captante]

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

And I can still spell 'own'.

 

[nakedfrog]

And I can still spell 'own'.

Are you unaware of the history of the word "pwned"? Or are you aware and just doing your old-man-yells-at-cloud thing?

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

Words: Own, owner, owned, owning.

 

[nakedfrog]

That doesn't answer the question at all, Matlock.

 

[dank69]

Words: Own, owner, owned, owning.

pwnt

 

[Captante]

That doesn't answer the question at all, Matlock.

Actually it kinda does!

 

[Geekbabe]

No! I I actually like squirrels & would never harass them.

 

[BudAshes]

 

[Torn Mind]

Are you unaware of the history of the word "pwned"? Or are you aware and just doing your old-man-yells-at-cloud thing?

I’m getting the vibe he’s an English teacher. A man of Standard English. A man of books, not living languages. He should go all the way and speak classical Latin all day.

 

[snoopy7548]

Ixnay on the quirrelsay.

 

[KLin]

 

[Tsinni Dave]

I have to say how happy I am to not have a single person in my life that would laugh at an animal being senslessly thrown against a fucking tree. Put me in the "not supportive of random acts of cruelty" column.

 

[Captante]

I have to say how happy I am to not have a single person in my life that would laugh at an animal being senslessly thrown against a fucking tree. Put me in the "not supportive of random acts of cruelty" column.

I made it a point to link a "squirrel-launching" video that did not injure the launched squirrel.... actually hurting animals = not funny.

 

[SaltyNuts]

Awesome thread is awesome. PWN those little beyotches!!!