Meh, we just got a Christmas tree. Dual use.
Guess I'd better keep it watered.
Got a bidet a couple years ago (yay Slickdeals). Rode out the crisis like the 1% lol.
The needles help cut through the hair too for that extra cleaning power! All to end the bathroom trip with a pine scent.
Actually, pine scented toilet paper should be a thing.
Uh.......OK?Damn those red states with majority working class - which are also coincidentally black/brown that you are celebrating the pandemic hitting them as they make your food that ends up in the store you buy from in your yuppie blue states.
Enjoy your continued self-ignorance., tools.
The pitch makes your butt cheeks stick together D^:
Just use pinecones. And burn them afterwards.
No real reason why we need to know how you know this.That works well actually, stick it on the end of a drill bit on the impact and go at it, then reverse it real quick and the pine cone should come right off without having to touch it.
Pro-tip. If things get bad, hit up the wrapping section for tissue paper.
Toilet paper is plentiful but paper towels have become scarce. The Great Stupid is upon us again.