Anyone ever been caught...

[JSFLY]

..doing the most private of private things?

Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.

There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.

I don't really don't know what else to say.

 

[Art Vandelay]

Originally posted by: JSFLY
..doing the most private of private things?

Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.

There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.

I don't really don't know what else to say.

George: "My mother caught me!"

 

[Conky]

umm, thanks for that. :roll:

 

[z0mb13]

OMG I swear I read that somewhere!

 

[FrequencyX]

:laugh: 8/10

 

[mrrman]

that was good

 

[z0mb13]

Shens! I read the same exact wording somewhere... maybe in a craigslist posting

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: JSFLY
Last night my girlfriend...

I don't really don't know what else to say.

How about... SHENS!!!

 

[wedi42]

SHENS!
if it wasn't for the mask and snorkle bit i would of believed it.

 

[randomlinh]

that just means she caught you before but never let on. she's getting her snorkel fitted

 

[RichUK]

Does your GF not put out?

 

[KLin]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/186980585.html

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: KLin
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/186980585.html

Ha ha... busted.

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: KLin
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/186980585.html

see I told you so

 

[Mucho]

Well, at least she did not fell down and injure her back.

 

[Stunt]

What's the reason behind the mask and snorkel?

How come nobody has asked this yet?

 

[ArchCenturion]

Originally posted by: Stunt
What's the reason behind the mask and snorkel?

How come nobody has asked this yet?

umm... why wouldnt he be wearing a mask and snorkel? Where have you been?

 

[shoRunner]

Originally posted by: Stunt
What's the reason behind the mask and snorkel?

How come nobody has asked this yet?

what, you don't???

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: Stunt
What's the reason behind the mask and snorkel?

How come nobody has asked this yet?

Allows me to breath and shields my eyes when I climax.

 

[MBrown]

shens but that was hilarious.

 

[AbAbber2k]

Originally posted by: JSFLY
with a mask and snorkel on.

:laugh:

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: Stunt
What's the reason behind the mask and snorkel?

How come nobody has asked this yet?

Eeeuw, you don't wear a mask and snorkel when you Aussie it?

What kind of sicko are you?

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Stunt
What's the reason behind the mask and snorkel?

It enhances one's sexual thoughts.

 

[Stunt]

Apparently I'm missing out...

 

[drum]

zombie ftw