Anyone ever steal someone's Girlfriend?

[Cruise]

And once you stole her, traveled with her, moved in with her and even married her... You realize that you made a BIG mistake?

What's the best way to get rid of her. Any ideas?

 

[Drakkon]

get stolen away by another chick?

 

[T3C]

Not on purpose

 

[white]

take her on a cruise and dump her into the ocean

 

[Baked]

Buy Pit Bull bitch, train it to kill your SO.

 

[Mrvile]

She could go "DlAF" if you know what I mean

 

[anxi80]

of what you mentioned... i did the first 2 things, but wasnt foolish enough to do the last 2 things.

edit: btw... ha ha!

 

[Aztech]

Originally posted by: Cruise
And once you stole her, traveled with her, moved in with her and even married her... You realize that you made a BIG mistake?

What's the best way to get rid of her. Any ideas?

Been there, done all of that. I'm getting a divorce now...

 

[shimsham]

what goes around comes around?

or maybe youve just taken one for the team as penance?

 

[spanky]

tell her u r gay.

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: Cruise
What's the best way to get rid of her. Any ideas?

Seppaku?

 

[pclstyle]

lolololol

 

[Aimster]

No.

Just tell her it is over

 

[UselessInfo]

Hope you had a pre-nup.

Good luck.

 

[bondboy]

Sup bitch... Divorce?

 

[Buck Armstrong]

I did once, but I wasn't aware she had a boyfriend until some drunken Hee-Haw came knocking at 3 am, while I was doing his GF. Finally she turns around (hehe) and says, "I think I know who it might be." I don't quite realize what she's trying to say until I pull my pants on and head for the door, at which point she stops me and says, "No, you better stay here. I'll take care of it." Now the awful truth sinks in; I'm going to have to step outside half-naked at 3 am and fight some jilted trucker-hat jackass I didn't even know existed.

So she goes outside, and I peep through the eyehole; he's crying and is obviously drunk. Now I really feel bad. I can't hear what's said, but he pours himself back into his car and drives away, and she comes back in. An angry talk ensued, with the general point being, "I don't love him anymore, I love you, so if you'll just let me and my dog move in, I'll leave him tomorrow." Of course my answer included words like "Hell no", "shameless whore", and "liar", followed by the obvious question that everyone should ask in this situation: "If you did this to him, how long before I'm the patsy at the door?"

Needless to say, that was our last date.

 

[BooGiMaN]

why do you want to get rid of her, did she buy a $6000 dog?

 

[PHiuR]

Originally posted by: Buck Armstrong
I did once, but I wasn't aware she had a boyfriend until some drunken Hee-Haw came knocking at 3 am, while I was doing his GF. Finally she turns around (hehe) and says, "I think I know who it might be." I don't quite realize what she's trying to say until I pull my pants on and head for the door, at which point she stops me and says, "No, you better stay here. I'll take care of it." Now the awful truth sinks in; I'm going to have to step outside half-naked at 3 am and fight some jilted trucker-hat jackass I didn't even know existed.

So she goes outside, and I peep through the eyehole; he's crying and is obviously drunk. Now I really feel bad. I can't hear what's said, but he pours himself back into his car and drives away, and she comes back in. An angry talk ensued, with the general point being, "I don't love him anymore, I love you, so if you'll just let me and my dog move in, I'll leave him tomorrow." Of course my answer included words like "Hell no", "shameless whore", and "liar", followed by the obvious question that everyone should ask in this situation: "If you did this to him, how long before I'm the patsy at the door?"

Needless to say, that was our last date.

you the man now dawg.

 

[Buck Armstrong]

Originally posted by: PHiuR

Originally posted by: Buck Armstrong
I did once, but I wasn't aware she had a boyfriend until some drunken Hee-Haw came knocking at 3 am, while I was doing his GF. Finally she turns around (hehe) and says, "I think I know who it might be." I don't quite realize what she's trying to say until I pull my pants on and head for the door, at which point she stops me and says, "No, you better stay here. I'll take care of it." Now the awful truth sinks in; I'm going to have to step outside half-naked at 3 am and fight some jilted trucker-hat jackass I didn't even know existed.

So she goes outside, and I peep through the eyehole; he's crying and is obviously drunk. Now I really feel bad. I can't hear what's said, but he pours himself back into his car and drives away, and she comes back in. An angry talk ensued, with the general point being, "I don't love him anymore, I love you, so if you'll just let me and my dog move in, I'll leave him tomorrow." Of course my answer included words like "Hell no", "shameless whore", and "liar", followed by the obvious question that everyone should ask in this situation: "If you did this to him, how long before I'm the patsy at the door?"

Needless to say, that was our last date.

you the man now dawg.

No, I don't think it should count. I didn't know she had a boyfriend...

 

[JeffCos]

Didn't you ever see the movie Snatch...that's a great way to make someone dissapear.

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: Cruise
And once you stole her, traveled with her, moved in with her and even married her... You realize that you made a BIG mistake?

What's the best way to get rid of her. Any ideas?

You made your bed, genius; lie in it.

 

[Rumpltzer]

Originally posted by: Aztech

Originally posted by: Cruise
And once you stole her, traveled with her, moved in with her and even married her... You realize that you made a BIG mistake?

What's the best way to get rid of her. Any ideas?

Been there, done all of that. I'm getting a divorce now...

Sleeping with another man's wife = Game on!

Marrying her = WTF are you thinking???!?!?!?

 

[jjones]

You could always leave her at a Wal-Mart in Sequoyah, Oklahoma.

 

[eigen]

OP sent you pm

 

[Buck Armstrong]

Originally posted by: Rumpltzer

Originally posted by: Aztech

Originally posted by: Cruise
And once you stole her, traveled with her, moved in with her and even married her... You realize that you made a BIG mistake?

What's the best way to get rid of her. Any ideas?

Been there, done all of that. I'm getting a divorce now...

Sleeping with another man's wife = Game on!

Marrying her = WTF are you thinking???!?!?!?

Doing either if you're aware of the baggage=you deserve whatever you get.

If there is anything in this universe like God, karma, justice, etc., you're fvcked. Get a divorce, part with half your money and stuff, and learn from your mistakes.