Anyone ever steal someone's Girlfriend?

[Bolvangar]

Thats what you get for stealing my ex gf Sucks to be you

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Been there done that, except I never married her.

 

[Rumpltzer]

Originally posted by: Buck Armstrong

Originally posted by: Rumpltzer

Originally posted by: Aztech

Originally posted by: Cruise
And once you stole her, traveled with her, moved in with her and even married her... You realize that you made a BIG mistake?

What's the best way to get rid of her. Any ideas?

Been there, done all of that. I'm getting a divorce now...

Sleeping with another man's wife = Game on!

Marrying her = WTF are you thinking???!?!?!?

Doing either if you're aware of the baggage=you deserve whatever you get.

If there is anything in this universe like God, karma, justice, etc., you're fvcked. Get a divorce, part with half your money and stuff, and learn from your mistakes.

I asked God, Vishnu, Allah, and Mephistopheles. They all said, "Game on!"

Buddha never answered.

 

[EngenZerO]

yes, and no it was not worth it.

 

[DaiShan]

You reap what you sow...

 

[Cruise]

haha

I actually stole her on a cruise from some poor sap... She almost immediately moved out and moved to Indy with me. I guess I am the poor sap now, though. I guess I'll send her on some kind of dating cruise (tell her I won it or something).

 

[pclstyle]

stole yours

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: Cruise
haha

I actually stole her on a cruise from some poor sap... She almost immediately moved out and moved to Indy with me. I guess I am the poor sap now, though. I guess I'll send her on some kind of dating cruise (tell her I won it or something).

Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. You must be some prize. :disgust:

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: Cruise
haha

I actually stole her on a cruise from some poor sap... She almost immediately moved out and moved to Indy with me. I guess I am the poor sap now, though. I guess I'll send her on some kind of dating cruise (tell her I won it or something).

Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. You must be some prize. :disgust:

I'm sure he is. Dude's probably got even less a chance of getting laid than does StormRider.

I'm callin' shens.

 

[Lorn]

1) Fake your death
2) See how many fine girls show up at the funeral
3) Come back and nail one

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: Cruise
And once you stole her, traveled with her, moved in with her and even married her... You realize that you made a BIG mistake?

What's the best way to get rid of her. Any ideas?

My best suggestion involves tire ramps, an oil change and an accident.
It always amazes me that someone scarfs up a ho and is shocked when he finds out he's got a ho. You reap what you sow, meat.

 

[NFS4]

Of course

 

[Mallow]

I think I just did last month. Not on purpose and she was going to break up with him soon anyhow... I just expediated the process

 

[MustangSVT]

I love the show cheaters.

its pretty funny in a way.

For example.

this girl cheated on this guy (duh.)
she cheated with some big athletic guy.
during the filming, some cameraman gets in his face and he slams him on hood of a car.
They were at a gas station.
ppl calmed him down.. until...
this small guy shoves him a bit later shouting "hey you son of a bitch! that's my car!"

lol i almost fell off my chair.

and the slut first tries to make her bf sorry for having her face shown on national TV for cheating and saying that's wrong blah blah.. just to beg for him to take her back minutes later.

fvcking sluts. dump those bitches!

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: NFS4
Of course

Pwnz0r3d!

 

[bentwookie]

Originally posted by: Cruise
And once you stole her, traveled with her, moved in with her and even married her... You realize that you made a BIG mistake?

What's the best way to get rid of her. Any ideas?

tell her your dick is broken

 

[sonambulo]

no, but i've fcuked a lot a girls that had boyfriends or husbands. pussy committed to someone else is the easiest you'll ever get in your life.

 

[Fritzo]

I didn't steal her, she just kind of drifted my way because she didn't like her boyfriend. Problem is he didn't want to accept it.

I ended up marrying her, and now I'm pissed that guy didn't try harder to keep her

 

[MustangSVT]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I didn't steal her, she just kind of drifted my way because she didn't like her boyfriend. Problem is he didn't want to accept it.

I ended up marrying her, and now I'm pissed that guy didn't try harder to keep her

damn that's what you get!

 

[WyteWatt]

See I told you all that once your not single, married, or have kids your life is over. You lose your freedom but no one will ever learn or listen. Have fun guys fighting over one girl or more. Its not worth it.

 

[EyeMWing]

No, I've always been on the other end of the "theft." That's why I'm such a bitter asshole.

 

[WyteWatt]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
No, I've always been on the other end of the "theft." That's why I'm such a bitter asshole.

See i told you it would happen. You didn't listen though.

 

[EGGO]

Originally posted by: Cruise
And once you stole her, traveled with her, moved in with her and even married her... You realize that you made a BIG mistake?

What's the best way to get rid of her. Any ideas?

You can always go the expensive way and spend $2000 in the course of 4 months on her.

 

[Xionide]

http://nomarriage.com/

 

[rh71]

haha, to you.