Anyone here wear Body Armor?

[Andrew1990]

Well I found some body armor in my back closet and was thinking of wearing it under my clothes. The thing is though I am not sure if it would be comfortable throughout the day and if it is even legal to wear it out in public.

Does anyone else wear body armor for the heck of it?

 

[Clair de Lune]

sigh. I bet you fit the forum nerd stereotype.

 

[ViviTheMage]

for the heck of it? ... duh all the time. zombies can shoot guns too...bet that blows your mind!

 

[eits]

/rubtemples

 

[0roo0roo]

u hears the voices?

 

[lifeobry]

Is this a parody? Because if not, I don't even

 

[KeithTalent]

I wear something like this, but there are a lot of dragons and ogres on my way to work, so I don't have much of a choice. If your neighborhood is relatively free of fictional monsters, you should be ok in just regular street clothes.

KT

 

[Hail The Brain Slug]

Sometimes I wear my body armor, but only if I feel like it's gonna be one of those days.

 

[imported_Imp]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I wear something like this, but there are a lot of dragons and ogres on my way to work, so I don't have much of a choice. If your neighborhood is relatively free of fictional monsters, you should be ok in just regular street clothes.

KT

If I saw someone doing that, I'd knock them over just to see if they could pull themselves up.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

"Anyone here Body Armor? " Well, I'm pretty sure all the posters here started out human and, with a few exceptions, I'm pretty sure no ATOTers were hiding in the back of your closet.

 

[Andrew1990]

Originally posted by: lifeobry
Is this a parody? Because if not, I don't even

No, I am actually wearing it while I am typing right now. It is so far pretty comfortable, but I dont know how to strap it on the correct way.

Body Armor

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: Andrew1990

Originally posted by: lifeobry
Is this a parody? Because if not, I don't even

No, I am actually wearing it while I am typing right now. It is so far pretty comfortable, but I dont know how to strap it on the correct way.

Body Armor

Hate to break it to you, but that's a snuggly.

KT

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Originally posted by: Andrew1990

Originally posted by: lifeobry
Is this a parody? Because if not, I don't even

No, I am actually wearing it while I am typing right now. It is so far pretty comfortable, but I dont know how to strap it on the correct way.

Body Armor

The noodley part goes in front.

 

[Hail The Brain Slug]

Originally posted by: Andrew1990

Originally posted by: lifeobry
Is this a parody? Because if not, I don't even

No, I am actually wearing it while I am typing right now. It is so far pretty comfortable, but I dont know how to strap it on the correct way.

Body Armor

What the hell is that? It looks like you're trying to wear an old book bag.

 

[ViviTheMage]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I wear something like this, but there are a lot of dragons and ogres on my way to work, so I don't have much of a choice. If your neighborhood is relatively free of fictional monsters, you should be ok in just regular street clothes.

KT

I knew that was someone on AT, didn't think it was you KT. props for wearing it though, thing looks heavy

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I wear something like this, but there are a lot of dragons and ogres on my way to work, so I don't have much of a choice. If your neighborhood is relatively free of fictional monsters, you should be ok in just regular street clothes.

KT

Looks like you don't wear underwear. :Q

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: Locut0s

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I wear something like this, but there are a lot of dragons and ogres on my way to work, so I don't have much of a choice. If your neighborhood is relatively free of fictional monsters, you should be ok in just regular street clothes.

KT

Looks like you don't wear underwear. :Q

When you are fighting dragons going commando is really the only option.

KT

 

[ch33kym0use]

nawwww, wat i need body armor for?

 

[TestedAcorn]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: Locut0s

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I wear something like this, but there are a lot of dragons and ogres on my way to work, so I don't have much of a choice. If your neighborhood is relatively free of fictional monsters, you should be ok in just regular street clothes.

KT

Looks like you don't wear underwear. :Q

When you are fighting dragons going commando is really the only option.

KT

YOU. ARE. BEOWULF!

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: Andrew1990

Originally posted by: lifeobry
Is this a parody? Because if not, I don't even

No, I am actually wearing it while I am typing right now. It is so far pretty comfortable, but I dont know how to strap it on the correct way.

Body Armor

Looks like you're wearing a potato sack.

 

[imported_Imp]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: Andrew1990

Originally posted by: lifeobry
Is this a parody? Because if not, I don't even

No, I am actually wearing it while I am typing right now. It is so far pretty comfortable, but I dont know how to strap it on the correct way.

Body Armor

Looks like you're wearing a potato sack.

To be fair, if he had 10 potato sacks on, it could work. In the old days, Mesoamericans did wear padded cotton armor; obviously, they did not stop bullets.

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: XabanakFanatik
Sometimes I wear my body armor, but only if I feel like it's gonna be one of those days.

this

is the way to go

 

[0roo0roo]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new...-protect-children.html

 

[jlee]

Yes, 40+ hours a week. Mine fits a lot better than yours, though.

 

[Aquaman]

Your "Body Armor" is really an Empathy Belly.

Cheers,
Aquaman