Anyone here wear Body Armor?

[SoulAssassin]

I'm only wearing body armor right now.

Once you imagine the picture, you can't un-imagine it.

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: amicold

Originally posted by: Andrew1990

Originally posted by: Bignate603
Exactly who do you think is going to shoot you?

You never know. What if a crazy guy with a .22 rifle jumps out of some foilage and starts shooting into a crowd where I happen to be?

Not likely to happen, but the armor just has the coolness factor.

A .22 will rarely kill anybody number one, number two you need to turn off WoW and leave the house....to be honest if I were out and I saw you with that on I'd assume YOU were the one that was going on the shooting rampage.

A .22 rifle (magnum, anyway) might punch right through that, too..looks pretty old. Maybe you'd get lucky, though. Hopefully they won't jump out with a 9mm carbine. I've seen that go clean through a vest.

 

[hdeck]

wait, there are actually people that still leave the house without body armor on???? that's news to me

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Andrew1990
Well I found some body armor in my back closet and was thinking of wearing it under my clothes. The thing is though I am not sure if it would be comfortable throughout the day and if it is even legal to wear it out in public.

Does anyone else wear body armor for the heck of it?

why do you need body armor? you get a job as a mall security gaurd?

 

[Cattlegod]

yeah, it cuts my robot insurance in half.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: Clair de Lune
sigh. I bet you fit the forum nerd stereotype.

Based on the picture he posted...you nailed it...

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante

Originally posted by: CallMeJoe
Does my my magic underwear count?

Only if you're mormon.

Damn you...you beat me to it!


What kind of paranoid pussy even thinks about wearing body armor unless (like JLee and the other cops on here) your job requires it?
ZOMG! Someone might jump out of the bushes with a .22 and start shooting!!@@!!

It's highly unlikely to happen in your mom's basement...relax. :roll:

 

[thecoolnessrune]

Are you the mall ninja OP?

 

[Billyzeke]

Hey, lets try it out and see if it works! You stand over there while I reload.

 

[finite automaton]

That doesn't look like it would stop anything, much less a bullet.

It looks like you're wearing an over sized diaper.

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: XabanakFanatik
Sometimes I wear my body armor, but only if I feel like it's gonna be one of those days.

.... sigh...

i... ugh... whatever.

 

[ShadowOfMyself]

Hilarious thread, but Im disappointed at the lack of chops

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

This thread delivers. "So, I found some body armor in the back of my closet..." Who "finds" body armor in their closet?

 

[TallBill]

You might be the biggest fucking loser on the internet.

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze

Originally posted by: irishScott
That's hot.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com...3298258_8e4e70f0ca.jpg (NSFW)

Damn now I want to play WoW.

ugh... really? those girls are nasty dude...

 

[wiredspider]

That's an apron.

 

[Fayd]

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze

Originally posted by: irishScott
That's hot.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com...3298258_8e4e70f0ca.jpg (NSFW)

Damn now I want to play WoW.

ugh... really? those girls are nasty dude...

they dont look bad to me 0.o

 

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ALWAYS!

 

[Fayd]

personally, i wear my HEV suit.

 

[slightlyhuman]

on the weekends when i play L.E.A.R.E.

 

[MoPHo]

If you really like wearing body armor, join the armed forces. They get to wear it alllll the time. Techincally, they get paid to wear it. Hell, they even have scenarios like the .22 suggested earlier in this thread where you get to shoot back.

In all honesty, I put my brother in law's body armor on. He's a cop. After about 35 seconds of testing it out by being punched in the armor, I put it away and became a semi-mature adult again.

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: DeePee
on the weekends when i play L.E.A.R.E.

l.a.i.r.e

 

[LtPage1]

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: DeePee
on the weekends when i play L.E.A.R.E.

l.a.i.r.e

L.O.S.E.R.

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: LtPage1

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: DeePee
on the weekends when i play L.E.A.R.E.

l.a.i.r.e

L.O.S.E.R.

it was from a fucking movie

 

[LtPage1]

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: LtPage1

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: DeePee
on the weekends when i play L.E.A.R.E.

l.a.i.r.e

L.O.S.E.R.

it was from a fucking movie

Well, I didn't get the reference and I brought it back to the OP.

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: LtPage1

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: LtPage1

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: DeePee
on the weekends when i play L.E.A.R.E.

l.a.i.r.e

L.O.S.E.R.

it was from a fucking movie

Well, I didn't get the reference and I brought it back to the OP.

watch 'role models'