shortylickens
No Lifer
- Jul 15, 2003
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Nerds!
Back in Counter-Strike pre-source days, I frequently went to this huge LAN party which had upwards of 60-80 people at a time which lasted 3 days.
One time, a girl came to the LAN party and she wasn't particularly attractive, maybe a 4/10 but ZOMG, she got like 20 marriage proposals and tons of date offers and stuff over the course of those 3 days.
I'm like... WTF, you' all so desperate or never go out with any other girls? WTF... NERDS!
Hehe, yeah she is. She always jokes that it's fending off alzheimer's.
When I'm retired I plan on being a gamer still, hopefully my wife doesn't nag me to vacation a lot :awe:
Sorry for thread derailment but I swear every female halloween costume must meet 2 requirements.
1. Must look slutty
2. Must look like the costume theme... somewhat
LOL.
I say this because my wife is super hot and petite and she dressed up for halloween for the first time as Dorothy (slutty of course) and I wasn't so sure our family oriented neighborhood would appreciate that.
But anyways, we trolled around with our 2 kids and a bunch of family friends with their kids and I've never seen so much hate. Comments such as "Why don't the teens start their halloween when all the kids are asleep?" or "Which parent would let their kid go out dressed like that?!?"
One comment that got me to LAWL was "Girls should NOT be dressed like a grown woman, wow" And I started LOL, then I responded "That's my wife and those 2 over there are our kids, LOLOLOL"
Whats wrong with her arm? Did she get a tattoo removed?
Sorry for thread derailment but I swear every female halloween costume must meet 2 requirements.
1. Must look slutty
2. Must look like the costume theme... somewhat
LOL.
I say this because my wife is super hot and petite and she dressed up for halloween for the first time as Dorothy (slutty of course) and I wasn't so sure our family oriented neighborhood would appreciate that.
But anyways, we trolled around with our 2 kids and a bunch of family friends with their kids and I've never seen so much hate. Comments such as "Why don't the teens start their halloween when all the kids are asleep?" or "Which parent would let their kid go out dressed like that?!?"
One comment that got me to LAWL was "Girls should NOT be dressed like a grown woman, wow" And I started LOL, then I responded "That's my wife and those 2 over there are our kids, LOLOLOL"
"The Wife" will sometimes sit and watch me play video games. but invariably she wants to tell me every little thing to do. She won't actually "Play" the game, just really annoy me while I play.
And she calls herself a gamer (at least that was the way she introduced herself to me) but her idea of a game is facebook Bejeweled or Wheel of Fortune.
Unfortunately not really in real life, but in MMOs... WoW specifically, some of the most hardcore players I've met pretended they were girls.
I've seen this to be true. A lot of them are stay at home Mom's or wives. A lot of them have husbands who travel for work or are away in the military.
FTFY.
Most men would have a very difficult time pulling off a convincing female voice.
Hordes of 11 year olds on Xbox Live disagree.
Reads like barfo would hit his own cousin, then i read post 2