Anyone know where I can get that DEAR JOHN letter that changes it's meaning when you place commas in various places?

[Hoeboy]

Like you read it one way without commas, it sounds like it's a love letter but once you place in the commas, it's a break up letter. Something of that sort. Anyone know where I can find it???

 

[Arwen Evenstar]

Dear John

I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior.

You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy - will you let me be yours?

Gloria

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Dear John

I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior.

You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?

Yours,
Gloria

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I hope this is what you needed.
~Æ~

 

[azazyel]

cool...haven't seen that before.

 

[Legato546]

wow! that is cool!

 

[b0mbrman]

Heh heh...who says punctuation isn't fun?

 

[murphy55d]