Make sure to post youtube link afterwards so we can make fun of you.
I hate it because I never know where to look.
When I was in grad school, I had to do a bunch of presentations and it never bothered me standing up in front of smallish classes. Once the audience gets to be 40-50+...I don't do so well.
a couple shots of the good stuff should make it easier.I have a notable part in a presentation to ~400 people that will also be recorded for posterity. I can do it and it will probably go well but I hate it. Ugh
I have a notable part in a presentation to ~400 people that will also be recorded for posterity. I can do it and it will probably go well but I hate it. Ugh
I think Elon Musk is better public speaker than me. If you ever watch Elon speak, you would know he sucks at public speaking which is why I love him more. I suck at public speaking and hate it. Glad I don't have to do that anymore.
I think Elon Musk is better public speaker than me. If you ever watch Elon speak, you would know he sucks at public speaking which is why I love him more. I suck at public speaking and hate it. Glad I don't have to do that anymore.
I'm an extrovert and I hate it. Last time I stood in front of 300 people to speak at a conference, I struggled. That was even after taking a Xanax that morning (2nd time in my life to take it and it did help a little, but only so I didn't care as much about bombing....lol)I fucking hate it. Complete introvert, etc...
The problem is my career kept advancing - and as it keeps advancing the more it has required doing things like leading meetings, performing status calls with clients, performing training sessions, etc....
Now I just went full blown into sales demonstrations.
There is zero doubt in my mind that a big part of the reason for advancement the high pay is because having the public speaking and presentation skills is more rare than people realize.
Reminded me of this old joke.a couple shots of the good stuff should make it easier.
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous that he could hardly speak. After mass, he asked the Monsignor how he had done.
The Monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."
The next Sunday, he took the Monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon when he got nervous, he took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door:
Sip the vodka; don't gulp.
There are 10 commandments, not 12.
There are 12 disciples, not 10.
Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
Jacob wagered his donkey; he did not "bet his ass."
We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as daddy, junior, and the spook.
David slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit outta him.
When David was hit by a stone and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.
We don't refer to the cross as the "Big T."
When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper, he said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me."
The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the cherry."
The recommended grace before a meal is not "Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub, yeah God."
There will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a Peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
I like it actually, there is always the "oh fuck why did I do this?" moment directly before I speak in front of hundreds of people but about 10 seconds into it I just go on auto-pilot mode and knock it out. There's a big rush from delivering engaging content that people enjoy, especially if they ask good questions afterwords.
You know what I hate about public speaking?
When the speaker says "Good question" after every question.
That wasn't a good question. It was a dumb question that proves you weren't paying attention 50% of the time
I like it actually, there is always the "oh fuck why did I do this?" moment directly before I speak in front of hundreds of people but about 10 seconds into it I just go on auto-pilot mode and knock it out. There's a big rush from delivering engaging content that people enjoy, especially if they ask good questions afterwords.
By "good stuff", you mean LSD, right?a couple shots of the good stuff should make it easier.
no. I meant meth. it makes everything better.By "good stuff", you mean LSD, right?