anyone over 30 and never been on a date?

[notfred]

shens, unless I get pics of you standing next to a rtape measure, looking ugly holding up an "ATOT" sign.

 

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: notfred
shens, unless I get pics of you standing next to a rtape measure, looking ugly holding up an "ATOT" sign.

Only if I get a Conroe CPU for holding up a ATOT sign.

 

[y2kc]

Originally posted by: bennylong
yes, I wouldn't date a fat woman or a bucktooth woman. Why should I settle? Two ugly people don't make a hell of a being or a decent looking baby. I don't want to be gawk at like the circus.

why should you settle? because you want someone else to settle for you...

i wasn't trying to imply that you date someone you feel is repulsive, but if you're looking for a j.alba type you are going to have your work cut out for you (unless you have tons of cash).

you live with your parents at 32, that's not going to go over too well either.

 

[bleeb]

man... LAS VEGAS...

 

[skim milk]

this is a joke and the OP is lying

 

[SampSon]

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: notfred
shens, unless I get pics of you standing next to a rtape measure, looking ugly holding up an "ATOT" sign.

Only if I get a Conroe CPU for holding up a ATOT sign.

You want cornrows?

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: bennylong
I 'm 32 years old and still live with my parents and have never been on a date.

Anyone else like me? Thank god for WoW or I would really feel like a social outcast

sometimes i've gone on dates with 2 women at the same time

 

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: The Battosai

Originally posted by: bennylong
I 'm 32 years old and still live with my parents and have never been on a date.

Anyone else like me? Thank god for WoW or I would really feel like a social outcast

sometimes i've gone on dates with 2 women at the same time

Paid women don't count!!!

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: The Battosai

Originally posted by: bennylong
I 'm 32 years old and still live with my parents and have never been on a date.

Anyone else like me? Thank god for WoW or I would really feel like a social outcast

sometimes i've gone on dates with 2 women at the same time

Paid women don't count!!!

they weren't paid

in fact the only thing i paid for was my movie ticket and the tickets for the 3 of us to putt putt golf ($21). Helen paid for dinner $50 bucks, and Suzy and Helen paid for their movie tickets.

 

[shoRunner]

HAHAHAH...BAHAHAH

its probably for the best, you know that whole darwin thing.

 

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: The Battosai

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: The Battosai

Originally posted by: bennylong
I 'm 32 years old and still live with my parents and have never been on a date.

Anyone else like me? Thank god for WoW or I would really feel like a social outcast

sometimes i've gone on dates with 2 women at the same time

Paid women don't count!!!

they weren't paid

in fact the only thing i paid for was my movie ticket and the tickets for the 3 of us to putt putt golf ($21). Helen paid for dinner $50 bucks, and Suzy and Helen paid for their movie tickets.

pics please

 

[schneiderguy]

Originally posted by: The Battosai

in fact the only thing i paid for was my movie ticket and the tickets for the 3 of us to putt putt golf ($21).

are you sure it wasnt a guy :Q i think eminem wrote a song about you

:music: Dr. Dre? (What up?)
I gotta question if I may? (Yeah)
Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah)
And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)
But, ut! I ain't done yet
In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt
While he reaches in another grown man's ass
Grabs on his nuts but just what if
It was never meant it was just an accident
But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in
His teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn't mean it
But his little weenie flinched just a little bit
And I don't mean to go in into any more details but
What if he pictured it as a females butt?
Is that gay? I just need to clear things up
Til then i'll just walk around with a manly strut because... :music:

omg ur famous :Q just no more looking at guys asses while they play putt putt golf

 

[Barfo]

Originally posted by: potato28

Originally posted by: Xanis
I hope to God that you're joking.

post a pic of yourself

 

[Goosemaster]

I only thign sadder than than this thread is the state of its verity.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Xanis
I hope to God that you're joking.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: The Battosai

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: The Battosai

Originally posted by: bennylong
I 'm 32 years old and still live with my parents and have never been on a date.

Anyone else like me? Thank god for WoW or I would really feel like a social outcast

sometimes i've gone on dates with 2 women at the same time

Paid women don't count!!!

they weren't paid

in fact the only thing i paid for was my movie ticket and the tickets for the 3 of us to putt putt golf ($21). Helen paid for dinner $50 bucks, and Suzy and Helen paid for their movie tickets.

uh huh...aren't dreamworlds awesome?

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: The Battosai

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: The Battosai

Originally posted by: bennylong
I 'm 32 years old and still live with my parents and have never been on a date.

Anyone else like me? Thank god for WoW or I would really feel like a social outcast

sometimes i've gone on dates with 2 women at the same time

Paid women don't count!!!

they weren't paid

in fact the only thing i paid for was my movie ticket and the tickets for the 3 of us to putt putt golf ($21). Helen paid for dinner $50 bucks, and Suzy and Helen paid for their movie tickets.

we need to get together and have women pay for our stuff.

 

[RaiderJ]

Originally posted by: fritolays
this is a joke and the OP is lying

Sshhhhh.... some people are falling for it!

 

[Mikey]

find a blind woman. and if you're really that ugly, find one without hands. that way, she cant read brail when she tried to touch your face.

 

[Stumps]

I have 2 friends that are 26yrs old and never even kissed a girl yet....mind you I can understand that...no self respecting girl/woman would want to go near them.

 

[Stumps]

Originally posted by: savoyboy

Originally posted by: Stumps
I have 2 friends that are 26yrs old and never even kissed a girl yet....mind you I can understand that...no self respecting girl/woman would want to go near them.

are they ugly?

that would be putting it nicely...one of them if you put bolts in his neck could pass as a frankenstien clone...the other...welllll.....the less said the better...anybody seen the movie "Bad Boy Bubby"?

 

[Stumps]

Originally posted by: savoyboy

Originally posted by: Stumps

Originally posted by: savoyboy

Originally posted by: Stumps
I have 2 friends that are 26yrs old and never even kissed a girl yet....mind you I can understand that...no self respecting girl/woman would want to go near them.

are they ugly?

that would be putting it nicely...one of them if you put bolts in his neck could pass as a frankenstien clone...the other...welllll.....the less said the better...anybody seen the movie "Bad Boy Bubby"?

I don't know

if only they were that lucky

 

[Jgtdragon]

This thread is a joke. I think it will get lock soon.

BTW, no one is really ugly, they are unique.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: Jgtdragon
BTW, no one is really ugly, they are unique.

:music: I'm unique! I'm a masterpiece! :music:

 

[zephyrprime]

I'm 28 and I've never been on been on a date. I don't think I'm even so unattractive. I am pretty short though (5'5"). In my entire life, there have been 2 girls who have expressed interest in me. One was a random girl at walmart who was possibly underage and the other was a stripper in mexico.

I don't know if the op is telling the truth of not but even if he isn't, I know situations like his happen. I once had a boss who was in his latter thirties. Not rich by any means but not struggling either (own house, car, etc.). However, his face had a lot of scarring on it like he had a bad case of chickenpox or measles at some point in time. Also, he was loosing his hair in an odd sort of way. He had a rather awkward way of acting also. Well anyway, this guy had no luck with the ladies. Wasn't married, no girlfriend, never mentioned a girlfriend.

Now I work somewhere else and there is this nice woman that works there who is desperately looking for a man. She's a very nice person but she's fat.

 

[Wheatmaster]

Originally posted by: zephyrprime
I'm 28 and I've never been on been on a date. I don't think I'm even so unattractive. I am pretty short though (5'5"). In my entire life, there have been 2 girls who have expressed interest in me. One was a random girl at walmart who was possibly underage and the other was a stripper in mexico.

I don't know if the op is telling the truth of not but even if he isn't, I know situations like his happen. I once had a boss who was in his latter thirties. Not rich by any means but not struggling either (own house, car, etc.). However, his face had a lot of scarring on it like he had a bad case of chickenpox or measles at some point in time. Also, he was loosing his hair in an odd sort of way. He had a rather awkward way of acting also. Well anyway, this guy had no luck with the ladies. Wasn't married, no girlfriend, never mentioned a girlfriend.

Now I work somewhere else and there is this nice woman that works there who is desperately looking for a man. She's a very nice person but she's fat.

great. well the moral of the story is grow some balls and talk to people.