anyone over 30 and never been on a date?

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: NanoStuff
I had a girlfriend once. Hir first name was Eileen, her last name was jpeg. The relationship didn't last.

We have the same one. Mine is from gif though.

http://www.boxingdigest.com/card_girls/eileen/slice/eileen_r3_c14.gif

 

[Pepsei]

........

 

[Fingolfin269]

EDIT

Wow, I started reading the thread and feel bad for what I wrote here so I deleted it.

 

[StormRider]

I believe you.

I'm in a similar (well actually probably a little worse) situation than you. I'm a little taller and also lived with my parents into my 30's. All my life, I have basically felt invisible to girls.

I'm now 43 and I have never been on a date. I did have a female friend in grad school and we did eat lunch together sometimes but I don't consider that a date because there was no romantic intentions (she had a boyfriend whom she eventually married -- although I did find her very attractive and for awhile I became more attracted to latinas because of her).

Insteading of becoming a bitter old man I try to use humor to laugh at my situation and I'm suspecting you are doing the same. What actually depresses me the most is when no one believes me -- that makes me close up and isolate myself more in real life. My big fear is being so different that I cannot ever belong or be accepted.

When I was younger I went to some adult sites and posted my real size and it seems no one believed me. Instead I saw other guys posting about their worries about having a 5 or 5.5 incher and other people reassuring him that size doesn't matter and stuff. Girls respond that they had an ex that small and that he turned out to be one of their better lovers and then they usually make a comment about how their current boyfriend is 7 inches and they are happy.

And I'm thinking, "5 or 5.5 inches is not small! It's a little less than average but it's not small. I would love to be that big". And then I also think, "Why do all these women that respond have ex's that have so-called small penises? Don't any of them have current boyfriends or husbands with small penises?" Wow, that reassuring. It almost seems like if you have a small one, you can never be a current boyfriend or husband.

 

[Philippine Mango]

Step 1. MOVE OUT
Step 2. MOVE OUT
Step 3. ......
Step 4 MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT!!!! You will never date a girl if you're still living at home in your 30s!!!!!!! MOVE OUT. Why do you still live at home?

 

[erwin1978]

I was told if you know how to shred electric guitars you will never have to look for pssy ever again.

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: StormRider
When I was younger I went to some adult sites and posted my real size and it seems no one believed me. Instead I saw other guys posting about their worries about having a 5 or 5.5 incher and other people reassuring him that size doesn't matter and stuff. Girls respond that they had an ex that small and that he turned out to be one of their better lovers and then they usually make a comment about how their current boyfriend is 7 inches and they are happy.

And I'm thinking, "5 or 5.5 inches is not small! It's a little less than average but it's not small. I would love to be that big". And then I also think, "Why do all these women that respond have ex's that have so-called small penises? Don't any of them have current boyfriends or husbands with small penises?" Wow, that reassuring. It almost seems like if you have a small one, you can never be a current boyfriend or husband.

Too much information Storm, way too much information....

 

[dxkj]

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: y2kc
women are attracted to money.

Fixed.

That's why I'm saving all my cash. I figure when I'm 60, I have $10 millions saved up and I can buy my woman, not one, but 2 or 3. 30 more years to go and I can taste the skin of a woman

1) Hookers are cheaper than 10 mil
2) Get a bride from russia, cheaper than 10 mil

 

[fuzzybabybunny]

Originally posted by: StormRider

What's your occupation?

 

[Reckoner]

Just keep saving up the cash. That's what women equate to love.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: bennylong
I 'm 32 years old and still live with my parents and have never been on a date.

Anyone else like me? Thank god for WoW or I would really feel like a social outcast

Situation 1 is most likely the cause for situation 2. What, are you trying to stay at home so long your parents are going to move out???

 

[Feneant2]

Some people aren't meant to be in relationships, some because they don't want to, others because they can't. With the internet and all that, you really don't need to be with anyone anymore although it's still nice to be needed/wanted by someone.

 

[Taggart]

Originally posted by: Feneant2
Some people aren't meant to be in relationships, some because they don't want to, others because they can't. With the internet and all that, you really don't need to be with anyone anymore although it's still nice to be needed/wanted by someone.

Right, you don't HAVE to do anything just because society says so. Basically, you have to have a source of money and you're all set. So either work or have the money given to you somehow.

You live for a few years and die, that is the purpose of life. Death is the purpose of life! :laugh:

 

[Greenman]

Originally posted by: bennylong
I 'm 32 years old and still live with my parents and have never been on a date.

Anyone else like me? Thank god for WoW or I would really feel like a social outcast

While I can feel your pain, I have no good advice to give you. Perhaps get involved in a church? Lots of single women there. I know a fellow who's about 5'2" and 225 lbs, by no means a handsom man, he met and married a young woman through the church. She was one of the most stunning women I've ever met, and sweet to boot. The guy scored HUGE.

 

[arcas]

Originally posted by: bennylong
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/07/15/MNGFOJVRSJ1.DTL

So, basically there's hope for folks who have a quick wit. Those of us who don't are pretty much doomed it would seem.

/wonders if there are any nice bridges in the area to jump from...

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: arcas

Originally posted by: bennylong
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/07/15/MNGFOJVRSJ1.DTL

So, basically there's hope for folks who have a quick wit. Those of us who don't are pretty much doomed it would seem.

/wonders if there are any nice bridges in the area to jump from...

jim carey is not a geek:laugh:

 

[dirtboy]

Originally posted by: bennylong
I 'm 32 years old and still live with my parents and have never been on a date.

Anyone else like me? Thank god for WoW or I would really feel like a social outcast

You sound like an older version of AverageNewbie, so don't feel alone.

 

[zephyrprime]

Originally posted by: arcas
So, basically there's hope for folks who have a quick wit and grossed $100+ Million in the the box office and are famous. Those of us who don't are pretty much doomed it would seem.

/wonders if there are any nice bridges in the area to jump from...

 

[wasssup]

Thank god this isn't me. My cousin's almost 29 though and I don't think he's ever been on a date...I don't think he'd score too high in the looks department but this dude's smart as hell (knows about everything) and lucky thing is, we're indian. Worst case scenario: arranged marriage.

While I still go out on dates I haven't found "the one" yet...I was a dumbass a year ago when I went out with this cute/smart chick who was interested in me and I thought she was awesome, but I felt she was out of my league and never called her back up after our first date. Blah. (just to add: not out my league in looks, i lucked out there, but i had a crappy job back then and was just embarrased about it -- I was doing tech support for vonage).

 

[ChiBOY83]

Originally posted by: dirtboy

Originally posted by: bennylong
I 'm 32 years old and still live with my parents and have never been on a date.

Anyone else like me? Thank god for WoW or I would really feel like a social outcast

You sound like an older version of AverageNewbie, so don't feel alone.

Shouldn't you be posting this on some BOP chatboard..NOT ATOT.. you traitor..

...LOL, i wonder if he will post in here tho

 

[dirtboy]

Originally posted by: ChiBOY83

Originally posted by: dirtboy

Originally posted by: bennylong
I 'm 32 years old and still live with my parents and have never been on a date.

Anyone else like me? Thank god for WoW or I would really feel like a social outcast

You sound like an older version of AverageNewbie, so don't feel alone.

Shouldn't you be posting this on some BOP chatboard..NOT ATOT.. you traitor..

...LOL, i wonder if he will post in here tho

He won't post here... unless he made a fake username and happens to be the OP.

 

[SilentZero]

Originally posted by: dirtboy

Originally posted by: ChiBOY83

Originally posted by: dirtboy

Originally posted by: bennylong
I 'm 32 years old and still live with my parents and have never been on a date.

Anyone else like me? Thank god for WoW or I would really feel like a social outcast

You sound like an older version of AverageNewbie, so don't feel alone.

Shouldn't you be posting this on some BOP chatboard..NOT ATOT.. you traitor..

...LOL, i wonder if he will post in here tho

He won't post here... unless he made a fake username and happens to be the OP.

LMAO!!!!!!!

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

Originally posted by: dirtboy

Originally posted by: ChiBOY83

Originally posted by: dirtboy

Originally posted by: bennylong
I 'm 32 years old and still live with my parents and have never been on a date.

Anyone else like me? Thank god for WoW or I would really feel like a social outcast

You sound like an older version of AverageNewbie, so don't feel alone.

Shouldn't you be posting this on some BOP chatboard..NOT ATOT.. you traitor..

...LOL, i wonder if he will post in here tho

He won't post here... unless he made a fake username and happens to be the OP.

My secret is out :Q

 

[SilentZero]

Originally posted by: JustAnAverageGuy

Originally posted by: dirtboy

Originally posted by: ChiBOY83

Originally posted by: dirtboy

Originally posted by: bennylong
I 'm 32 years old and still live with my parents and have never been on a date.

Anyone else like me? Thank god for WoW or I would really feel like a social outcast

You sound like an older version of AverageNewbie, so don't feel alone.

Shouldn't you be posting this on some BOP chatboard..NOT ATOT.. you traitor..

...LOL, i wonder if he will post in here tho

He won't post here... unless he made a fake username and happens to be the OP.

My secret is out :Q

We knew it all along!!!

 

[ChiBOY83]

Soo..who is guna recruit for ogame in this thread..FOR alliance AT of course..i did it in the last one

umm, sorry for spam tho. Wish i could add my insight...but i gots me mad ladies 24/7