How many Southerns does it take to open a cardboard box? :hmm:
I'm going to repost my own joke...speaking as someone who speaks to southerners every day...
They are the stupidest people on Earth. I have no idea how any of them survive. Oh wait, yes I do. 90% of them are on "disability".
Three men were in a boat, on a lake, fishing. One was from Tennessee, one from Indiana, and one from Kentucky. As they were fishing, a man came strolling across the water toward them. Of course it was Jesus! Jesus said to the men "Hey what's up?" To which the men stared in silent awe. Finally the man from Tennessee asked "Are you really Jesus?" to which Jesus replied "Yep, sure am. I was kind of bored up on my cloud and thought I'd go for a stroll. Anything I can do for you while I'm here?" The guy from Tennessee says "Yeah, I got this tumor in my brain that causes me lots of trouble." Jesus leans over the guy, gives him a noogie, and proclaims him healed. The man from Tennessee yells "Thank you Jesus, thank you Jesus!" The man from Indiana then speaks up, saying to Jesus " I have this gimpy arm." Jesus takes the arm in his hands, gives the guy a snakebite, and tells him he too is healed. The man from Indiana yells "Praise the Lord, thank you Jesus!" Jesus then turns to the man from Kentucky who immediately jumps to his feet, nearly capsizing the boat while yelling "Get away from me man, I'm on disability!"
Nothing? Not even this?there's nothing cuter than a kid yelling the names of various countries at the top of his lungs.
Nothing? Not even this?
Why would a southerner want to leave his box?How many Southerns does it take to open a cardboard box? :hmm:
It's just the lazy sounding accent that kills it. There's also a certain kind of british accent that sounds retarded. There's like the regular queen's english then there's the lazy slob mumbly englishman english.
That might be the one I'm thinking of. Some of the youtube results look right and some are a bit off.Cockney?
That might be the one I'm thinking of. Some of the youtube results look right and some are a bit off.
A quick youtube search for "low class accent" brings this one up. Perfect example:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFUTbueNK3o
What sad people you lot are. What a sad forum this is.
<<<<---- Damn Yankee
When I was getting my MBA at a top 20 school the thing I learned was those from the Ivy League schools and other establishments up north were far more arrogant then they were smart....kind of like the French. They were not much competition in class. I'm sure it pissed them off constantly being bested by a Texan and a guy from Arkansas.