Well . . . I want to post a Great Apology.
First of all, to the peoples of the world, I am proud to apologize that America has now fallen down as any kind of example to the human race for conducting a government or improving human progress.
Second, to our traditional allies, I am proud to apologize that we are temporarily "out of order" and "down for repairs". Someone else, like Jacinda Ardern or Andrea Merkel will have to carry the torch.
Third, I am proud to apologize to a majority of the American people that some of us as so f***ing stupid that our votes can be swayed by a massive propaganda and psy-war campaign directed at Facebook, targeted populations like the 2015-2016 school terror hoax operations and other vehicles for psy-operations.
I apologize that so many people worship the Almighty Dollar that they lazily choose it as a prime index of Everything.
Fourth, again to the citizens of the world and sane Americans, I am proud to apologize that we are now costing them a massive bump in health costs -- or just the anxiety of too many bad news days so that we all worry now about some nuclear catastrophe, unaddressed natural calamity, or other destructive outcome of a Trumpie Whim.
Fifth, let me be proud to apologize to Japan, South Korea -- and the entire Asian community of nations for adding materially to their sense of calamitous risk.
I apologize to all the participants in the Iran nuclear deal, for leaving them to shore up what our illustrious son-of-a-Bitch president has put in jeopardy.
I apologize to all the Muslim-Americans whose re-entry to the states was held up due to Trump's Muslim-ban-frenzy.
I apologize to the hundreds of Carrier employees who thought they'd keep their jobs, went forward with their Christmas shopping plans, and then found out that their jobs weren't saved after all.
I apologize to all the farmers in the Midwest who lost a chunk of their soybean market, and wonder what will come next.
I apologize to all the Federal employees who lost income and credit-standing due to a government shutdown that accomplished nothing, and shouldn't have been allowed to occur in the first place.
I apologize to all the ACA beneficiaries who have had to go through more changes in providers, restrictions and options. I apologize to them for the anxiety that they will lose coverage or otherwise remain untreated for any injury, disease or life-threatening condition.
I apologize to God that 30 to 40% of Americans are so f***ing ignorant and stupid that they would elect someone (with Russian help) who raises a suspicion of being the Anti-Christ and Spawn of Satan.
. . My fingers are tired, but I can probably think of about 20 more apologies that need to be made . . . . Someone else -- carry on.