Okay, I've had some time to process my views on the Apple event. Overall, I'm severely disappointed with what Apple is doing to the Mac lineup.
New MacBook Pro 15": This is a pretty impressive looking machine. Four TB3 ports is mightily impressive, and should offer plenty of expansion capabilities for Pros who dock their MBP to a monitor or storage array. Yeah, adapters may be needed (especially TB3 -> TB2), but that's a minor costs for Pros, and the future upside of TB3, particularly from having a type C form factor, is huge. The huge trackpad looks amazing, and if it's like previous Apple trackpads, then it will continue to be the best trackpad on a mobile device. It's also nice to see that all 15" Pros come with Radeon Pro graphics, though I worry if Polaris 11 is fast enough (especially the 450 SKU) to push a 5K display or multiple 4K displays. Finally, Apple continues to lead the way with its SSDs, and 3GB/s NVMe is amazing to have in a laptop.
I'll address the Touch Bar shortly...
New MacBook Pro 13" with Touch Bar: This is where things start to get shaky. There's been some bad press about the 13" model not having full TB3 capabilities (the two ports on the right), but I don't think that will be a significant issue. Even if the two ports on the right only operate at USB3.1 speeds, that's still plenty of bandwidth for mass storage devices or external displays. The biggest issue with the 13" model is the fact that battery life is still stuck at 10 hours, despite the fact that Apple is using dual core Skylake. I thought Apple would be able to boost battery life by sticking with dual cores, or at least be able to pack in a quad core while still retaining a 10 hour battery life. Alternatively, I would have liked to see Apple deploy Radeon Pro graphics while sticking with Skylake dual cores, giving a huge boost to video and photo app productivity. As it stands, I don't think Intel HD graphics cut the mustard for external 5K/4K displays. The pricing for this device then, when you consider the lack of processing power and lack of GPU resources, is obscene.
New MacBook Pro 13" with Fn keys: This is where the wheels fall off for me. There's no way Apple should have labelled this as a MacBook Pro. Not only does it lack the Touch Bar feature, but Apple has butchered this SKU by removing the two right TB3 ports. This can cause potentially huge problems when it comes to docking the device or using it with any accessories/peripherals. Like the Touch Bar model, dual core Skylake is pretty anaemic. It wouldn't be so bad if they managed to push battery life to 12 hours or so. The pricing is also outrageous for such a gimped model.
But there's another head scratching aspect of the Touch Bar Pros, and that is the fact that professionals often use their MacBook Pro closed and hooked up to an external monitor and dock. This pretty much renders the Touch Bar and larger track pad useless (the latter not being too much of an issue as a lot of people have separate Magic Trackpads). So, for those users, there really isn't much incentive to upgrade to these new Pros: the 13" isn't that much faster than the previous model (no quad core), the 13" has no AMD GPU, a lot of ports have been cut out, the 15" has Polaris 11 which isn't that much faster than the 370MX, and all models are limited to a maximum of 16GB of RAM! A lot of this isn't Apple's fault (Intel has had endless issues with their 14nm process and Polaris 10 is too power hungry), but they could have used DDR4L for 32GB of RAM or shoved in Polaris 11 into the 13" Pro. Further, a lot of these problems are exacerbated because they didn't bother to update the Mac Pro or Mac Mini.
MacBook Air: I'm very glad to see the 11.6" model cut, and the 13.3" model being pushed further toward obsolescence. Actually, I'm surprised that Apple didn't retire both models as the displays are just plain awful. They just aren't defensible in the year 2016. Furthermore, from a marketing point of view, getting rid of both the MBAs would have cleaned up the line up a little bit, and pushed the MacBook as the clear entry level model. Which leads me to my next point...
MacBook 12": I was very surprised that Apple didn't cut the price of the MacBook. The Mac's best years were when Steve Jobs introduced the MacBook (plastic and aluminium unibody), MacBook Pro 13" (unibody), and MacBook Air to the masses at the $999-1200 price range. I was hoping for a Kaby Lake and TB3 refresh, but with the Skylake refresh only being 6 months old, I suppose that was overly optimistic. But hopefully next year Apple introduces a Kaby Lake refresh, retires the 13" MBA, and cuts the price on the 12" MacBook. This device really has the potential to be a huge seller for Apple.
Mac Pro and Mac Mini: This is probably the most disappointing and embarrassing point. It appears Apple has abandoned the Mac Pro and Mini lines. Apple seems to have forgotten that Steve Jobs made a big point about catering to the Pro market because of the halo effect. If you can get content creators to use macOS, then that trickles down toward the consumer/prosumer markets. Sadly, neither Cook or Schiller seem to have remembered this.
Thunderbolt Display: again, very disappointing to see Apple bow out here. The LG display is a plastic abomination, and its USB3.0 ports actually operate at USB2.0 speeds (480Mbits/s)! I think there was plenty of pent up demand for an Apple TB3 display, and again it was more so about the halo effect of having a high quality device targeting professional users.