are massages supposed to hurt?

[JohnCU]

i got a massage at the airport, 15 mins for $40 and it was more pain than pleasure

i just wanted someone to touch me softly

 

[TruePaige]

I'll do it for $3.50.

 

[JohnCU]

TREE FIDY!

 

[TruePaige]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
TREE FIDY!

Loch Ness Special, lassie!

 

[Dr. Zaus]

It should only hurt if you have gout.

 

[TruePaige]

Originally posted by: DixyCrat
It should only hurt if you have gout.

I gout that's true. (See what I did there?)

 

[JohnCU]

:laugh:

 

[Baked]

Should've asked for the BJ then.

 

[JohnCU]

it was an old man

 

[yhelothar]

Massage = shot of vicodin
I used to make a weekly visit to my school chiropractor. It was free, but they had the resident students take turns so I went through many different chiros. Some of them felt really good, some of them hurt, but all of them felt really relaxing afterwards. The endorphin rush after always makes it great . mmm blissful apathy.

 

[arkcom]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
i just wanted someone to touch me softly

Originally posted by: JohnCU
it was an old man

 

[biggestmuff]

Only if you have a very forceful ejaculation.

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: arkcom

Originally posted by: JohnCU
i just wanted someone to touch me softly

Originally posted by: JohnCU
it was an old man

 

[Sea Moose]

Hey JohnCU!

Yeah somtimes a massage hurts, thats more a sports massage. Drink plenty of water to flush the toxins from your system.

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: Sea Moose
Hey JohnCU!

Yeah somtimes a massage hurts, thats more a sports massage. Drink plenty of water to flush the toxins from your system.

hey moosey, i drink enough water but eventually, when your pee turns clear, you've had too much/don't need anymore.

 

[Sea Moose]

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: Sea Moose
Hey JohnCU!

Yeah somtimes a massage hurts, thats more a sports massage. Drink plenty of water to flush the toxins from your system.

hey moosey, i drink enough water but eventually, when your pee turns clear, you've had too much/don't need anymore.

you could ban the massage guy

 

[JS80]

yes it's supposed to hurt

 

[Sea Moose]

Originally posted by: TruePaige

Originally posted by: DixyCrat
It should only hurt if you have gout.

I gout that's true. (See what I did there?)

I saw what you did there. did anybody else see what he did there?

 

[JohnCU]

i saw it

 

[Fayd]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
it was an old man

well there's your first mistake.

 

[cdan]

Massages? Yes
The happy ending? No

 

[Sea Moose]

Originally posted by: Fayd

Originally posted by: JohnCU
it was an old man

well there's your first mistake.

unless the old man was "into" johncu

 

[JEDIYoda]

Originally posted by: Baked
Should've asked for the BJ then.

speaking from experience??

 

[l0cke]

I bribed the old guy to make it hurt :evil:

 

[PM650]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
i got a massage at the airport, 15 mins for $40 and it was more pain than pleasure

i just wanted someone to touch me softly

problem here is you aren't a little boy