Are Subarus really gay cars?

[TurtleCrusher]

No joke. Serious question. I was talking to my father about the older Mercedes that I own. He then asked me what I was driving around. Before I knew it he said "as long as it's not a gay Subaru."

I drive an Impreza.

Am I gay?

 

[Anubis]

is yours powder blue?

 

[TurtleCrusher]

White.

 

[zerocool84]

White.

Even more gay.

 

[BoomerD]

No joke. Serious question. I was talking to my father and we we're talking about the older Mercedes that I own. He then asked me what I was driving around. Before I knew it he said "as long as it's not a gay Subaru."

I drive an Impreza.

Am I gay?

If you have to ask...

 

[Jumpem]

No. I've had three. Very practical, and speedy too if you like.

 

[ElFenix]

subaru was one of the first companies to strongly market to GBLT (which is a fantastic sandwich)

 

[Platypus]

Subaru are kind of jokingly referred to within the gay community as lesbian cars. I see lots of Subarus around here with equality/rainbow stickers. I also own a Subaru.

 

[Sumguy]

http://www.subarupedia.org/subaru-voted-most-lgbt-friendly-car-company/

That said, since I'm not 5 and don't give a shit what someone says about my car, I'd buy a Subaru.

 

[AnonymouseUser]

Subaru are kind of jokingly referred to within the gay community as lesbian cars. I see lots of Subarus around here with equality/rainbow stickers. I also own a Subaru.

But, you're not gay.










Ohhhh....

 

[AnonymouseUser]

No joke. Serious question. I was talking to my father about the older Mercedes that I own. He then asked me what I was driving around. Before I knew it he said "as long as it's not a gay Subaru."

I drive an Impreza.

Am I gay?

Oh, this is simple. Tell him you drive a "straight Subaru". See, problem solved. :sneaky:

 

[vi edit]

Subaru are kind of jokingly referred to within the gay community as lesbian cars.

There's a boxter joke in here somewhere....

:hmm:

 

[killster1]

if your 50 its fine or if its a wrx
its cool

 

[alevasseur14]

I always thought it was Saturns around here. It was pretty easy to tell because most people colored in the Saturn letters on the bumper with fantastic colors.

Maybe Subaru is gaining momentum now that Saturn is gone?

 

[TurtleCrusher]

if your 50 its fine or if its a wrx
its cool

21 and no.

I'm so fucked.

 

[ElFenix]

I always thought it was Saturns around here. It was pretty easy to tell because most people colored in the Saturn letters on the bumper with fantastic colors.

Maybe Subaru is gaining momentum now that Saturn is gone?

no, that's because saturns are for high school girls who have no idea how shitty that car really is.

 

[MJinZ]

No joke. Serious question. I was talking to my father about the older Mercedes that I own. He then asked me what I was driving around. Before I knew it he said "as long as it's not a gay Subaru."

I drive an Impreza.

Am I gay?

Not even close. VW makes the gay vehicles:

http://www.gaywheels.com/gaywheels_top_10_4thqtr_2009.htm

 

[zerocool84]

if your 50 its fine or if its a wrx
its cool

WRX is worse. Makes you into a mentally challenged boy racer.

 

[TehMac]

Your dad is probably jealous that Subaru pwns. I know in SoCal, the Subaru WRX/STi is one of the most highly admired "frugal" sports cars.

And if it's cool in SoCal, it's cool everywhere else by default.

 

[amdhunter]

Wow, this post is hilarious -- I was just looking at this guy today -- http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=361497

 

[ElFenix]

Not even close. VW makes the gay vehicles:

http://www.gaywheels.com/gaywheels_top_10_4thqtr_2009.htm

of course the outlander would be on that list

 

[TurtleCrusher]

Wow, this post is hilarious -- I was just looking at this guy today -- http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=361497

That's pretty sweet. 39K in 5 years isn't bad. I've put 10K on my old impreza in just over 6 months.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

I was not aware that cars could have a sexual orientation.

 

[amdhunter]

Not even close. VW makes the gay vehicles:

http://www.gaywheels.com/gaywheels_top_10_4thqtr_2009.htm

w00t! Do I get extra points if my VW is yellow?

 

[Sasiki]

I guess I will be gay with you