Are there any bad effects from spanking the monkey too much?

[brainhulk]

My asian friend says whacking off too much drains your life force or something crazy zen stuff like that. He says that's why one of our other friends always looks drained and tired because of chronic spanking. (he has multiple hard drives full of HD porn)

 

[halik]

where do you even get a monkey to begin with?

 

[cardiac]

And was the monkey mis-behaving so much that it needed spanking?

 

[Thebobo]

Use it or loose it

 

[Wyndru]

Some people say you can use up your sperm to the point that you don't get male swimmers anymore (or there are much less of them compared to the females). Not sure if there is any validity to this though.

<---Had a daughter last year

 

[Linflas]

Calluses?

 

[KB]

It does make ya tired, but I doubt it has any long term effects. I have heard it reduces prostate cancer risks.

 

[Heller]

Watch out. I know a kid that has to actually shave his palms weekly!

 

[tboo]

Youll get used to your own hand so much that when it comes time for someone else to spank it for you you wont be able to get it up.

 

[rasczak]

the only bad effect i could see..no, i don't see any bad effects from spanking a monkey too much.

 

[Born2bwire]

No, spanking the monkey doesn't do anything. Now water flouridation, that's the big sapper!

 

[LookBehindYou]

I think as long as you throw some lotion on your hand from time to time to prevent chafing, you should be good to go.

Carry on soldier, fap away!

 

[JJChicken]

Youll get used to your own hand so much that when it comes time for someone else to spank it for you you wont be able to get it up.

so true lol

 

[BrownShoes]

BPS
(Broken Penis Syndrome)

 

[Brainonska511]

Does your friend look like this guy?

 

[Zargon]

My asian friend says whacking off too much drains your life force or something crazy zen stuff like that. He says that's why one of our other friends always looks drained and tired because of chronic spanking. (he has multiple hard drives full of HD porn)

its more likely hes tired due to spending all night searching for new porn, not from the monkey spanking

 

[her209]

Yeah, you'll end up girlfriendless.

 

[her209]

its more likely hes tired due to spending all night searching for new porn, not from the monkey spanking

Searching for porn? That's like saying "Digging for boogers in your nose."

 

[preslove]

You'll stop being able to orgasm by anything other than your hand.

 

[darkxshade]

Disproportionate arm size?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Some people say you can use up your sperm to the point that you don't get male swimmers anymore (or there are much less of them compared to the females). Not sure if there is any validity to this though.

<---Had a daughter last year

That's a load of horseshit. I've been whacking off since before I could cum and had my son when I was in my mid 30s.

 

[JulesMaximus]

My asian friend says whacking off too much drains your life force or something crazy zen stuff like that. He says that's why one of our other friends always looks drained and tired because of chronic spanking. (he has multiple hard drives full of HD porn)

Your friend is a dumbass.

Your other friend may be drained and tired from staying up too late downloading and watching porn but it isn't from whacking off.

 

[Sentrosi2121]

"You mean that Dial up stuff? Only nerds do that!"
Dissapointed in that it took this long to have ATOT post this pic up.

 

[darkswordsman17]

You mean a rusty venture?

 

[Wyndru]

That's a load of horseshit. I've been whacking off since before I could cum and had my son when I was in my mid 30s.

That's what I figured. I know that when you are trying to conceive you should lower it to once every couple of days (to keep the sperm younger), but I've never been able to find any studies that state anything about the change in the ratio of the sex of them. I'll ask my wife, she said she read an article about it in a pregnancy mag, maybe she can find the study.