Are there any bad effects from spanking the monkey too much?

[Scotteq]

Watch out. I know a kid that has to actually shave his palms weekly!

Tell him to do it more: The hair wears off after a bit...

That's what I figured. I know that when you are trying to conceive you should lower it to once every couple of days (to keep the sperm younger), but I've never been able to find any studies that state anything about the change in the ratio of the sex of them. I'll ask my wife, she said she read an article about it in a pregnancy mag, maybe she can find the study.

Really... I would have thought that - when trying to conceive - it would be best to avoid masturbating entirely in favor of putting it all in your wife...

...but it's possible I'm taking the question too literally..

 

[Zargon]

Searching for porn? That's like saying "Digging for boogers in your nose."

maybe he has specific odd tastes that are harder to fullfill

 

[Jaepheth]

diarrhea

 

[Binarycow]

Tell him to do it more: The hair wears off after a bit...






Really... I would have thought that - when trying to conceive - it would be best to avoid masturbating entirely in favor of putting it all in your wife...

...but it's possible I'm taking the question too literally..

Hahaha definitely ATOT best answer of the day.

 

[SonnyDaze]

I think someone here once said it "ruins your sensitivity". Whatever the fvck that means.

 

[Macamus Prime]

Physically, no.

Mentally / emotionally; yes. You end up preferring masturbation over actual human contact.

 

[KGB]

The first thing to go is your eyesight.

How many fingers am I holding up?

 

[her209]

The first thing to go is your eyesight.

How many fingers am I holding up?

None. That's not you.

 

[KGB]

Proof!!!!

 

[lord_emperor]

No there are no bad effects, it's good for you!

Just think of it this way: If you ****ed your girlfriend 3-4 times per day would you even question it?

 

[Demo24]

Some people say you can use up your sperm to the point that you don't get male swimmers anymore (or there are much less of them compared to the females). Not sure if there is any validity to this though.

<---Had a daughter last year

Well you could wank enough that during that day or shortly after you would have a drop in the number of swimmers. However simply cutting back should raise those numbers in most men.

 

[her209]

No there are no bad effects, it's good for you!

Just think of it this way: If you ****ed your girlfriend 3-4 times per day would you even question it?

Shens on girlfriend letting you fuck her 3-4 times per day.

 

[Jeff7]

No there are no bad effects, it's good for you!

Just think of it this way: If you ****ed your girlfriend 3-4 times per day would you even question it?

But then the magical zen energy get balanced out by her energy aura and such, and a lot of other nonsense stuff like that, I'm sure.

 

[AMDZen]

chaffing

 

[lord_emperor]

Shens on girlfriend letting you fuck her 3-4 times per day.

The circle is now complete.

 

[coloumb]

No - but there are harmless side effects -

Why meet a girl in a bar when in 3 hours you can go home and pleasure yourself?
Sensitivity might be an issue [your hand vs a vagina]
Benefits - masturbation everyday helps reduce the chance of prostate cancer [women tend to not want to believe that one - "Honey - if we have sex everyday... "]

links with more information:

http://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_60/92_love_tip.html

http://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_300/374_love_tip.html

 

[SKORPI0]

:hmm:

 

[Lean L]

:hmm:

There's nothing about burping the dragon.

 

[InverseOfNeo]

You'll stop being able to orgasm by anything other than your hand.

This.

 

[Lean L]

Youll get used to your own hand so much that when it comes time for someone else to spank it for you you wont be able to get it up.

That is just not fair... what's a guy supposed to do? Not spank the monkey? There's no alternatives... I shed a tear for humanity.

 

[mb]

That is just not fair... what's a guy supposed to do? Not spank the monkey? There's no alternatives... I shed a tear for humanity.

Fleshlight?

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Fleshlight?

Best take advantage of that Father's Day sale.

 

[twinrider1]

Paraphimosis.

 

[sourceninja]

Hell my wife complains we don't have sex enough. I wish I could do it like I was 18 again. Wanking it would just make that problem worse imho.

 

[Oyeve]

Hell my wife complains we don't have sex enough. I wish I could do it like I was 18 again. Wanking it would just make that problem worse imho.

This.