Are there any geek rappers who rap about their bling bling computers?

[TommyVercetti]

Are there any out there? There have to be some that rap about their computers, lan parties, CS kills, picking up good deals at Fry's and what not.

 

[MichaelD]

You are truly, and completely bored out of your skull, aren't you?

 

[SoylentGreen]

I'm TommyVercetti
my puters kinda sh!tty
my rhyme is kinda witty

 

[MacBaine]

Originally posted by: Kiyup
I'm TommyVercetti
my puters kinda sh!tty
my rhyme is kinda witty

Your day-job don't you Quitty.

 

[hdeck]

weird al had a song about computers...

 

[slpaulson]

Not that I know of.

I enjoy Arrogant Worms - Log into you

 

[Koing]

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Are there any out there? There have to be some that rap about their computers, lan parties, CS kills, picking up good deals at Fry's and what not.

That is the MOST rediculous thing I've heard in months!

 

[fluxquantum]

LOL

 

[BlamoHammer]

Originally posted by: hdeck
weird al had a song about computers...

It's all about the Pentiums baby!

 

[XMan]

It's all about the Pentiums, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
(Yeah!!)

What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
Installed a T1 line in my house
Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him Money for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
It's all about the Pentiums, what?
You gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You're using a 286? Don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the internet
Your database is a disaster
You're waxin' your modem tryin' to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as jpegs to Helen Keller

It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!

Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin at Hewlett Packard?

Uh, uh, loggin' in now
Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got em all printed out on my bedsheets
My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the box
You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique!
Your laptop is a month old? Well, that's great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My digital media is write-protected
Every file inspected, no viruses detected
I beta tested every operating system
Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em
While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
It does all my work without me even askin'
Got a flat-screen monitor, 40" wide
I believe that yours says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
You've got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser
Your mother board melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
What?

It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
What??

 

[StattlichPassat]

Eh, on a serious note... I think Talib Kweli actually mentioned something in a song about "laptops with a hundred gigabytes" and Nelly has mentioned "Internet access" in his song. There are several rappers who aren't necessarily nerds, but they use computers and are even sometimes fairly competent. Sometimes.

 

[PoPPeR]

nelly isn't a rapper anymore then Bill Clinton is faithful

 

[mAdD INDIAN]

I started rapping about engineering!

I integrate faster than the speed of sound, differentiate faster than light;
I knock down limits with my might. As n approaches infinity, I'm the greatest to the nth degree.
baby lets formulate and copulate, make the bed oscillate...

and i forgot the rest..i actually had a few more rhymes left..maybe it'll come back to me tomorrow...

anyawy u know youve had too much engineering when u start making ghetto rap about it.

I have aother unrelated one:

i'm all about extreme thrills as the intake makes a visceral shrill, feeding hte V12 beast as it unleashes 600 thougobreds on to the street,
melting rubber streaking asphalt, rotors glowing as i brake...downshisfting as i scrape the apex, redlining in third

ok so it stopped rhyming in the end..but still.

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: X-Man
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
(Yeah!!)

What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
Installed a T1 line in my house
Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him Money for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
It's all about the Pentiums, what?
You gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You're using a 286? Don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the internet
Your database is a disaster
You're waxin' your modem tryin' to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as jpegs to Helen Keller

It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!

Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin at Hewlett Packard?

Uh, uh, loggin' in now
Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got em all printed out on my bedsheets
My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the box
You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique!
Your laptop is a month old? Well, that's great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My digital media is write-protected
Every file inspected, no viruses detected
I beta tested every operating system
Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em
While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
It does all my work without me even askin'
Got a flat-screen monitor, 40" wide
I believe that yours says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
You've got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser
Your mother board melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
What?

It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
What??

That wasn't too bad.

 

[BMdoobieW]

what does "bling bling" mean?

 

[Angrymarshmello]

Originally posted by: neutralizer

Originally posted by: X-Man
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
(Yeah!!)

What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
Installed a T1 line in my house
Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him Money for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
It's all about the Pentiums, what?
You gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You're using a 286? Don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the internet
Your database is a disaster
You're waxin' your modem tryin' to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as jpegs to Helen Keller

It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!

Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin at Hewlett Packard?

Uh, uh, loggin' in now
Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got em all printed out on my bedsheets
My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the box
You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique!
Your laptop is a month old? Well, that's great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My digital media is write-protected
Every file inspected, no viruses detected
I beta tested every operating system
Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em
While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
It does all my work without me even askin'
Got a flat-screen monitor, 40" wide
I believe that yours says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
You've got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser
Your mother board melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
What?

It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
What??

That wasn't too bad.

The worst part is, someone actually sat down and came up with that

 

[datalink7]

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH

Originally posted by: neutralizer

Originally posted by: X-Man
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
(Yeah!!)

What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
Installed a T1 line in my house
Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him Money for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
It's all about the Pentiums, what?
You gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You're using a 286? Don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the internet
Your database is a disaster
You're waxin' your modem tryin' to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as jpegs to Helen Keller

It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!

Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin at Hewlett Packard?

Uh, uh, loggin' in now
Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got em all printed out on my bedsheets
My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the box
You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique!
Your laptop is a month old? Well, that's great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My digital media is write-protected
Every file inspected, no viruses detected
I beta tested every operating system
Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em
While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
It does all my work without me even askin'
Got a flat-screen monitor, 40" wide
I believe that yours says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
You've got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser
Your mother board melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
What?

It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
What??

That wasn't too bad.

The worst part is, someone actually sat down and came up with that

lol... have you guys heard this? It is Weird Al people! He was making fun of a Puff-Daddy (I think) song "All About The Benjamins"

Weird Al is a genius, but you can't listen to his music all the time. Gets on your nerves. But he is hilarious to listen to sometimes.

 

[StattlichPassat]

Originally posted by: PoPPeR
nelly isn't a rapper anymore then Bill Clinton is faithful

Well, this is true too. I didn't claim to know anything about the genre- I'm not really a fan.

 

[TommyVercetti]

Originally posted by: mAdD INDIAN
I started rapping about engineering!

I integrate faster than the speed of sound, differentiate faster than light;
I knock down limits with my might. As n approaches infinity, I'm the greatest to the nth degree.
baby lets formulate and copulate, make the bed oscillate...

and i forgot the rest..i actually had a few more rhymes left..maybe it'll come back to me tomorrow...

anyawy u know youve had too much engineering when u start making ghetto rap about it.

I have aother unrelated one:

i'm all about extreme thrills as the intake makes a visceral shrill, feeding hte V12 beast as it unleashes 600 thougobreds on to the street,
melting rubber streaking asphalt, rotors glowing as i brake...downshisfting as i scrape the apex, redlining in third

ok so it stopped rhyming in the end..but still.

The first one is soooooooooooooooooooo funny!!!

 

[mAdD INDIAN]

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti

Originally posted by: mAdD INDIAN
I started rapping about engineering!

I integrate faster than the speed of sound, differentiate faster than light;
I knock down limits with my might. As n approaches infinity, I'm the greatest to the nth degree.
baby lets formulate and copulate, make the bed oscillate...

and i forgot the rest..i actually had a few more rhymes left..maybe it'll come back to me tomorrow...

anyawy u know youve had too much engineering when u start making ghetto rap about it.

I have aother unrelated one:

i'm all about extreme thrills as the intake makes a visceral shrill, feeding hte V12 beast as it unleashes 600 thougobreds on to the street,
melting rubber streaking asphalt, rotors glowing as i brake...downshisfting as i scrape the apex, redlining in third

ok so it stopped rhyming in the end..but still.

The first one is soooooooooooooooooooo funny!!!

yeah I had more lines for that but i forgot them....me and my friends are making a "Welcome To Engineering" its to the beat of "Welcome to Atlanta"

 

[Minkee]

www.mchawkings.com

All my shootings be drive bys, with my ak in my lap, and 9 mil on my back.

 

[acidvoodoo]

theres the RIT song, it rules

liquid X-riot rich

 

[Dufman]

Originally posted by: BMdoobieW
what does "bling bling" mean?

to have a lot of money / diamonds

 

[Buddhist]

I think nerdcore is about as geek rap can get...

MC Frontalot (my favorite) www.frontalot.com

From Nerdcore Hiphop

"...making mention of my dj CPU
nerd-core hip hop is the style he use
step to my DJ, you better step prepared
he got 28 n 22/50ths squared
just a little more than the beat you thought
frontalot drop-kickin rhythm in the double ought
sought skinny little beats
but returned with the fat of the land
now I got a swollen hip-hop gland
I suffer hypochondria, think my beats is sick..."

MC Hawkings
and Kompressor

are a few of the good ones...although kompressor is just more or less indie.

-M.T.O