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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Nik is so bitter.
you know, all women are NOT like that.
Prove it.
You know you want to *gives you bedroom eyes*
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Nik is so bitter.
you know, all women are NOT like that.
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Nik is so bitter.
you know, all women are NOT like that.
Prove it.
You know you want to *gives you bedroom eyes*
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Nik is so bitter.Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: moshquerade
and. . . ?Originally posted by: Tick
Originally posted by: moshquerade
does the left hand compare to a good woman?Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
Honest question.. are they? Most of the women i've come across are complete b!tches. I seriously cannot understand why so many men are still getting married these days. 50% divorce rate, ass raped in court, PMS, etc. Sure, you get sex (maybe), but that's why god invented the left hand, isn't it?
there's your answer.
You just say that because your a women.
No, the left hand doesn't compare to a woman. The left hand doesn't ever go on the rag. Doesn't bitch at you because it's emotionally-unstable-week. Doesn't bitch at you for buying computer parts and beer then go out and buy another 2 pair of shoes to make an even 70 pair. The left hand doesn't whine at you when you tell it that you hate the potential mother-in-law because she whines more than a french cellar. The left hand doesn't yell at you when you hold the door open because it "doesn't need a man to do anything for it" and then cry when you quit doing so because you're sick of her bitching at you about it. The left hand doesn't get angry at you when you want time with your buddies even though you've spent the last two hours getting dragged around the mall with her girlfriend or sister while they point out cute guys, completely ignoring the fact that you're standing RIGHT FVCKING THERE. The left hand doesn't require that you take her out to dinner and spend money on it like it grows on trees in order to prove that you love it.
you know, all women are NOT like that.
Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
Honest question.. are they? Most of the women i've come across are complete b!tches. I seriously cannot understand why so many men are still getting married these days. 50% divorce rate, ass raped in court, PMS, etc. Sure, you get sex (maybe), but that's why god invented the left hand, isn't it?
Originally posted by: DaiShan
Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
Honest question.. are they? Most of the women i've come across are complete b!tches. I seriously cannot understand why so many men are still getting married these days. 50% divorce rate, ass raped in court, PMS, etc. Sure, you get sex (maybe), but that's why god invented the left hand, isn't it?
lol lemme guess virgin? No offense, but your own hand just isn't the same...
Originally posted by: Continuity28
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Nik is so bitter.
you know, all women are NOT like that.
Prove it.
You know you want to *gives you bedroom eyes*
I saws her first!
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Continuity28
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Nik is so bitter.
you know, all women are NOT like that.
Prove it.
You know you want to *gives you bedroom eyes*
I saws her first!
Doubt that, colon massager. My join date is years before yours.
Originally posted by: Continuity28
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Continuity28
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Nik is so bitter.
you know, all women are NOT like that.
Prove it.
You know you want to *gives you bedroom eyes*
I saws her first!
Doubt that, colon massager. My join date is years before yours.
I'd rather have you anyways. :lips:
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
I agree. I have one who is definatly NOT like that.
TextOriginally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Nik is so bitter.
you know, all women are NOT like that.
Prove it.
You know you want to *gives you bedroom eyes*
of course we do and most suck well.Originally posted by: CraigRT
I am with you buddy. most women completely effing suck.
Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
The only way to keep them interested is by committing some sort of felony, being a complete dick, or become a pro athlete. Or just have loads of cash (comes in handy during divorce time)
Originally posted by: moshquerade
i wonder then if you have issues of your own.Originally posted by: Tick
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Nik is so bitter.Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: moshquerade
and. . . ?Originally posted by: Tick
Originally posted by: moshquerade
does the left hand compare to a good woman?Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
Honest question.. are they? Most of the women i've come across are complete b!tches. I seriously cannot understand why so many men are still getting married these days. 50% divorce rate, ass raped in court, PMS, etc. Sure, you get sex (maybe), but that's why god invented the left hand, isn't it?
there's your answer.
You just say that because your a women.
No, the left hand doesn't compare to a woman. The left hand doesn't ever go on the rag. Doesn't bitch at you because it's emotionally-unstable-week. Doesn't bitch at you for buying computer parts and beer then go out and buy another 2 pair of shoes to make an even 70 pair. The left hand doesn't whine at you when you tell it that you hate the potential mother-in-law because she whines more than a french cellar. The left hand doesn't yell at you when you hold the door open because it "doesn't need a man to do anything for it" and then cry when you quit doing so because you're sick of her bitching at you about it. The left hand doesn't get angry at you when you want time with your buddies even though you've spent the last two hours getting dragged around the mall with her girlfriend or sister while they point out cute guys, completely ignoring the fact that you're standing RIGHT FVCKING THERE. The left hand doesn't require that you take her out to dinner and spend money on it like it grows on trees in order to prove that you love it.
you know, all women are NOT like that.
I contend they are. Or at least, if there are women who aren't like that, I've never met any.
No, but your options are very limited.Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
Honest question.. are they? Most of the women i've come across are complete b!tches. I seriously cannot understand why so many men are still getting married these days. 50% divorce rate, ass raped in court, PMS, etc. Sure, you get sex (maybe), but that's why god invented the left hand, isn't it?
Originally posted by: moshquerade
of course we do and most suck well.
Originally posted by: moshquerade
of course we do and most suck well.Originally posted by: CraigRT
I am with you buddy. most women completely effing suck.
men do a better job of sucking?Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Originally posted by: moshquerade
of course we do and most suck well.
And like most things, men do a better job.
that made no senseOriginally posted by: Random Variable
Originally posted by: moshquerade
of course we do and most suck well.Originally posted by: CraigRT
I am with you buddy. most women completely effing suck.
That's not true. Most don't know what they're doing (not that I know what the heck they should be doing).
Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Originally posted by: moshquerade
of course we do and most suck well.
And like most things, men do a better job.
you bet or you know? :laugh:Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Originally posted by: moshquerade
of course we do and most suck well.
And like most things, men do a better job.
:laugh:MFAO
I bet even male prostitutes make more money than female prostitutes! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Originally posted by: moshquerade
you bet or you know? :laugh:Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Originally posted by: moshquerade
of course we do and most suck well.
And like most things, men do a better job.
:laugh:MFAO
I bet even male prostitutes make more money than female prostitutes! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: