Are you a man?!

[mizzou]

A very manly muppet man!

 

[shortylickens]

I am hairy like a man.
Like a gorilla man.

 

[Nemesis 1]

Please define man. I stand against 90% of those who call themselves such a name.

 

[ElFenix]

i'm not 40

 

[Tea Bag]

i'm not 40

THAT AINT TRUE!

 

[Crono]

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

 

[BoomerD]

I am...a man is a king...a king is a ruler...and a ruler has 12 inches.

 

[IronWing]

I'm a man who's a man.
I can alter my plan.

 

[dennilfloss]

What makes a man? Is it the power in his hands?()

 

[IronWing]

What makes a man? Is it the power in his hands?()

Apparently one must not be afraid of appearing insane if you can't break a brick if you want to be a man.

 

[xinvisionx]

Yes. I provided and take care of my daughter. I assist my wife. And make the major decisions (because females are not always logical).

 

[Zebo]

Yes. I provided and take care of my daughter. I assist my wife. And make the major decisions (because females are not always logical).

Really? Guess that rules me out of the man club then my balls were taken about 2 years in. How you do that?

 

[darkswordsman17]

Really? Guess that rules me out of the man club then my balls were taken about 2 years in. How you do that?

Russian bride or cultures with arranged marriages?

 

[IronWing]

I'm a man without conviction. I'm a man who doesn't know how to sell a contradiction.

 

[olds]

Yes. I provided and take care of my daughter. I assist my wife. And make the major decisions (because females are not always logical).

A man would post pics of his wife and daughter.