Are You A Werewolf - Forum Game 9: THE VILLAGE WINS

[Possessed Freak]

Some has to be 1st and his user name works...eXed.

Good enough reason, highland145... Xed.

Wait, did I reverse that, oh well, too late. Got to stick to my guns, to back down would be weakness!

 

[highland145]

Good enough reason, highland145... Xed.

Wait, did I reverse that, oh well, too late. Got to stick to my guns, to back down would be weakness!

Weak is good. Groveling is better. I am but a humble farmer with an ugly wife that can't cook for shit.

 

[keird]

Weak is good. Groveling is better. I am but a humble farmer with an ugly wife that can't cook for shit.

Heh. IRL my wife is a farmer that can cook! She'll always be pretty... to me.

 

[highland145]

Heh. IRL my wife is a farmer that can cook! She'll always be pretty... to me.

My bro and sis in law live on ~80 ac and have, basically, a working farm. Cows, pigs, chickens, blueberries, etc...She makes her own butter, cheese, blueberry wine...man, she can cook.

 

[Xed]

You should have married El Felix instead, highland145

 

[PenguinPower]

Day 1 ends 9pm central today

Can you put that in the thread title?

 

[highland145]

Have pity. My life has already been hell.

 

[Storma]

Can you put that in the thread title?

done! thanks for the reminder. ;*

Lynch votes as of right now are:

highland145 x3
Krazy4Real
DixyCrat
Keird
Xed

 

[highland145]

highland145 x3

I am not feeling the love.

 

[PenguinPower]

I am not feeling the love.

highland145, I love you. No matter what you are, or how evil you have become, I will always love you. I want to give you the biggest, tightest hug; similar to a noose taught around the neck...no, exactly like that. Only with rope, not my arms. Maybe a bag over the head...you ugly.

 

[highland145]

It's a damn conspiracy, damn it. I don't even like dogs.

 

[A Casual Fitz]

This isn't looking good for highland145. Fingers crossed he's a wolf.

 

[Chiropteran]

I'm abstaining from voting for now. Nobody knows anything, but maybe we will get lucky and randomly lynch a wolf.

 

[dustb0wlkid]

highland145, if you are not of the canis lupus persuasion, now would be a good time to say so.

 

[highland145]

I'm abstaining from voting for now. Nobody knows anything, but maybe we will get lucky and randomly lynch a wolf.

Well that isn't going to happen on this vote.

highland145, if you are not of the canis lupus persuasion, now would be a good time to say so.

Already did but the wolves have ganged up on this poor farmer with the ugly wife. Keep that in mind next vote...aXed....

Hey will I get 72 pretty virgins when I get to heaven? My wife is so ugly, she's still a virgin.D:

 

[Xed]

Never called you a wolf, but you are voting for me just because of my name so yea. You're probably "cursed" with a wife like that

 

[highland145]

Never called you a wolf, but you are voting for me just because of my name so yea. You're probably "cursed" with a wife like that

She ain't no wolf but she sure is a dog.

IRL, my wife is pretty awesome. She definitely got the bad end of the deal.

 

[Charmonium]

Have we heard from Glenn1? He seems awfully quiet, like a sneaky wolf.

 

[JujuFish]

Have we heard from Glenn1? He seems awfully quiet, like a sneaky wolf.

He has implied he works with only the most buttless of plugs. That's damn near blasphemy. What have you to say for yourself, Glenn1?

 

[glenn1]

Have we heard from Glenn1? He seems awfully quiet, like a sneaky wolf.

<makes furtive hand motion> "You don't need to seemy identification." <second hand motipn> "This is not the villager you're looking for." </hand motion>

My role in the game mirrors my real life this week, stuck at home in the village watching my kids because my childcare provider got eaten by a wolf.

 

[highland145]

<makes furtive hand motion> This is not the villager you're looking for." </hand motion>

My role in the game mirrors my real life this week, stuck at home in the village watching my kids because my childcare provider got eaten by a wolf.

I hope you did it after the kids were down for their nap.

Pic of child care provider that you ate.

 

[keird]

Pic of child care provider that you ate.

lol

 

[Charmonium]

My role in the game mirrors my real life this week, stuck at home in the village watching my kids because my childcare provider got eaten by a wolf.

You do know that baby sitters are the preferred snack of ALL wolves, not just werewolves. And since you were the last to see her . . .

 

[highland145]

Woot, I'm gaining some support for my villager-ness.

 

[ctbaars]

I have to admit, I may have been to hasty, too emotional about my vote. And any man that speaks well of his wife even if she's not looking is a good village prostitute.

Edit:
Has anyone seen Krazy4Real?