Are You A Werewolf - Forum Game 9: THE VILLAGE WINS

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highland145

Lifer
Oct 12, 2009
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1st dibs on Storma's stuff. She liked me best.

Don't be haters.

Xed is still the same vile bastard I grew up with.


Who the heck is chubbers.....brings back memories.

Edit: sorry, that was Ctbaars...
 
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Charmonium

Diamond Member
May 15, 2015
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Char: That's something only a werewolf would know...
It's true that in past lives I have been a wolf. But the only reason I know that is because I've gone through past life regression therapy. What sort of wolf would I be if I were to go to a therapist? Ergo, I'm just another villager mourning the loss of our fair maiden. Maybe one with a special ability, or maybe not.
She made him especially angry. Killed her in human form.
He was probably hitting on her and she told him to get lost.
 

keird

Diamond Member
Jan 18, 2002
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Good point, I read it as Char signaling that he's the cursed or cultist; so high suspicion there. That said, I want to hear something from Keird

Huh? What? I'm just looking at this fine selection of butt plugs that this peddler has in his cloak. You may want to focus your attentions elsewhere. But casting aspersions and unwarranted accusations on a villager, such as myself, is curious. Very curious. DixyCrat!
 

Charmonium

Diamond Member
May 15, 2015
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Huh? What? I'm just looking at this fine selection of butt plugs that this peddler has in his cloak. You may want to focus your attentions elsewhere. But casting aspersions and unwarranted accusations on a villager, such as myself, is curious. Very curious. DixyCrat!
You should always get your butt plugs from ButtPlugs.com (a real site btw - now I'm going to have that in my search history - d'oh). They're cheaper than anyone else and have same-day drone delivery - for those times when you just can't wait 2 or 3 days to get a fresh butt plug.
 

Possessed Freak

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Highland, any reason for the vote for Xed? I like jumping on bandwagons, but I am curious before I back the wrong band...
 

keird

Diamond Member
Jan 18, 2002
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You should always get your butt plugs from ButtPlugs.com (a real site btw - now I'm going to have that in my search history - d'oh). They're cheaper than anyone else and have same-day drone delivery - for those times when you just can't wait 2 or 3 days to get a fresh butt plug.

There's been a dearth of butt plugs in the region. I'm not certain that I'd get a drone delivery through the mist that fills our beautiful village. In 2 or 3 days, if we play our cards right, butt plugs shall blossom from the dead lycanthrope's hindquarters. Maiden Storma always liked blossoms and she had an allergy to gold. I just need to find some silver ones...

Edit: omg. I never implied she had a thing for anal. I suspect Charmonium is a common nightwalker who would probably demand a third more than the usual fee for something like that.
 
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keird

Diamond Member
Jan 18, 2002
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1st dibs on Storma's stuff. She liked me best.

Don't be haters.

Xed is still the same vile bastard I grew up with.


Who the heck is chubbers.....brings back memories.

Edit: sorry, that was Ctbaars...

heh. chubbers.
 

Bubbleawsome

Diamond Member
Apr 14, 2013
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Good point, I read it as Char signaling that he's the cursed or cultist; so high suspicion there. That said, I want to hear something from Keird
I mean, I read it as him pointing out that most werewolves turn into humans in the day.

Also, I think the vote for xed was from me blaming him. I haven't cast a vote yet though.
 

JujuFish

Lifer
Feb 3, 2005
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You should always get your butt plugs from ButtPlugs.com (a real site btw - now I'm going to have that in my search history - d'oh). They're cheaper than anyone else and have same-day drone delivery - for those times when you just can't wait 2 or 3 days to get a fresh butt plug.
Pfft. One Nut Ned over on Elm has the best butt plugs around.
 

ctbaars

Golden Member
Nov 4, 2009
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Chubby? Did you call me chubby? That's it, off with your head, highland145
 

Charmonium

Diamond Member
May 15, 2015
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Good point, I read it as Char signaling that he's the cursed or cultist; so high suspicion there. That said, I want to hear something from Keird
I can't be Cursed because small dogs love me, cats too. Gypsies? That can go either way. I did date a gypsy girl once, so it probably depends on whether or not she's forgiven me by now.

I can't be a Cultist because I hate those smelly wolves. The fact that they eat our Villagers is one reason but a close second is the smell. It's worse than 'wet dog' smell.
 

keird

Diamond Member
Jan 18, 2002
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I can't be Cursed because small dogs love me, cats too. Gypsies? That can go either way. I did date a gypsy girl once, so it probably depends on whether or not she's forgiven me by now.

I can't be a Cultist because I hate those smelly wolves. The fact that they eat our Villagers is one reason but a close second is the smell. It's worse than 'wet dog' smell.

How long were you dating?
 

Charmonium

Diamond Member
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How long were you dating?
Just a couple of weeks while her caravan was in town. She was betrothed to the son of the leader of another clan, so it was never going to work out w/o starting a war.
 

keird

Diamond Member
Jan 18, 2002
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That's the kind of story you drop to your grandson when he's 13 and having issues with a girl.
 

arcenite

Lifer
Dec 9, 2001
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You should always get your butt plugs from ButtPlugs.com (a real site btw - now I'm going to have that in my search history - d'oh). They're cheaper than anyone else and have same-day drone delivery - for those times when you just can't wait 2 or 3 days to get a fresh butt plug.

Understandably there are just some items where quality is more important than price. I think, this is one of those things.
 
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