Are you an asshole?

[n666]

(_*_)

 

[olds]

Everybody loves me

 

[Hyperblaze]

I try my best not to be one.

I try to be a sweet great caring guy.

(note, I did NOT say nice)

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
I am not a nice person.

all i can remember about you is that you talk REALLY fast!

 

[fbrdphreak]

Originally posted by: ncircle
have you helped a poster in need today?

I certainly have; take a look over in the Notebook forum :laugh:

But I'm still an asshole :evil:

 

[toekramp]

without a doubt

 

[edmundoab]

I am an asshole, plenty of Lust and Jealousy

 

[packmule]

Are you kidding me? What kind of bassackwards question is that to me? WHy I outta,,,

 

[exilera]

Originally posted by: Bigsm00th

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped people make handicapped faces.

omg...i shouldnt laugh, but that was hilarious. :laugh:

<-- going to hell for laughing at that

Duh, that's from Denis Leary, you asshole!

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: exilera

Originally posted by: Bigsm00th

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped people make handicapped faces.

omg...i shouldnt laugh, but that was hilarious. :laugh:

<-- going to hell for laughing at that

Duh, that's from Denis Leary, you asshole!

to the noob

 

[captains]

was lookin for some kind of test

 

[ucdbiendog]

at times i am. otherwise no

 

[Patt]

I most certainly am not ... unless provoked.

 

[Miramonti]

Someone may think I'm an @sswhole when they first meet me, altho when they get to know me they know I'm not (altho if they get together with me they realize they should have trusted their first impression.)

 

[arcenite]

Only when I am provoked

 

[SVT Cobra]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
No poll, no service.

rofl....

your not an asshole when you wonder if you are...AND THEN take steps to correct it...

 

[Analog]

I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job.
I'm your average white suburbanite slob.
I like football and porno and books about war.
I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.
My wife and my job, my kids and my car.
My feet on my table and a cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no) no way (uh-uh)
No, I've gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense
(oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane,
While people behind me are going insane.
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)
I use public toilets and piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped people make handicapped faces.
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's a real f~ucking asshole)
Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong
NAAAAH!
I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole)
(Spoken)
Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado,
hot-fuckin'-pink, with whaleskin hubcaps and all-leather cow interior and big
brown baby seal eyes for headlights... yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in
that baby doing 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon, suckin' down
quarter pound cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-
biodegradable styrofoam containers... yeah! And when I'm done suckin' down
those greaseball burgers I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the
side, and there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it. You know why?
Because we got the bombs, that's why... yeah! Two words--nuclear fuckin'
weapons, OK? Russia, Czechoslovakia, Romania, they can have all the democracy
they want...they can have a democracy cakewalk right through the middle of
Tienamen Square and it won't make a lick of fuckin' difference, because we got
the bombs, OK? John Wayne's not dead--he's frozen! And when we find a cure for
cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You
know why? You ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million
times--that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and
John Casavetti and Sam Peckinpaw and a case of fuckin' whisky and drive...
(Hey, hey, hey, hey, you know you really are an asshole?)

 

[RU482]

Originally posted by: ncircle

Originally posted by: meltdown75
if you're wondering whether or not you are... eek! you could be at least a prime candidate.

i dont want to be an ASSHOLE!

then stop spewing sh!t all over the forum man!

 

[Amplifier]

<- Complete asshole.

 

[kurt454]

Yes, I am an azz.

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped people make handicapped faces.

I am a Part time ahole/jerk/moron;whatever you want to call it.

I am not perfect.:light:

 

[spaceman]

Originally posted by: redly1

Originally posted by: ncircle

Originally posted by: meltdown75
if you're wondering whether or not you are... eek! you could be at least a prime candidate.

i dont want to be an ASSHOLE!

then stop spewing sh!t all over the forum man!

do i bother you?

 

[Scarpozzi]

I'm only an asshole to girls when I wanna get laid. It seems they like that for some reason...

 

[The Green Bean]

Originally posted by: DeepBlu
Yep.

 

[Analog]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
I'm only an asshole to girls when I wanna get laid. It seems they like that for some reason...

:thumsdown;