Are you hot?

[MongGrel]

I've been told all my life by women I have a really nice ass.

That seems to figure in highly for some reason

 

[John Connor]

I've had my ass grabbed in school. LOL

By girls smart asses.

 

[Mai72]

A lady boy grabbed my hot junk a few weeks ago. Does that prove that I am hot?


Lol...j/k.

 

[John Connor]

I had that happen in the pool. Then she popped up and smiled at me. LMAO!

 

[AMD64Blondie]

What I meant...was I'm 5 foot 4 and 230 lbs.

 

[T9D]

I'd say fairly I'm a 6.

When I was younger I'd say a 7. And maybe an 8 to the right girl who really liked my looks. I used to get hot girls making eyes and staring a lot. Some would scream at me when driving in my jeep with the top off. Always staring at the beach. Smiles from girls anywhere I go. Flirting with me.

Right now I'm at that scale where if I do everything just right I can look a 7 if all the stars align and to the right girls. Then I get way more looks and attentions and smiles and flirting me up. I hate being at that threshold. Eventually you'll just a 5 or less and blend in with all the rest of the people, never get noticed, never stand out. Ah well. One thing that sucks is that women that are a 5 all think they are an 8. And think they are to good for anyone not an 8-10.

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

I really don't know. I have had decent luck on a dating website as far as attracting good looking women.

 

[Rakehellion]

A lady boy grabbed my hot junk a few weeks ago. Does that prove that I am hot?


Lol...j/k.

I thought it was supposed to be the other way around.

 

[kage69]

I really don't think so, but my wife and other women have used that word for me a lot. My views on dimples and attached earlobes run contrary to those of most women. Had a rough time with my complexion when I was younger, lets just say I have the weathered look. Can't grow a full beard.

If I had to make an honest 1-10 assessment of myself, I'd go with a 4 or 5. Most, possibly all, of my easy history with the fairer sex has probably been due to my eyes making up for the rest of me. Everyone on my mom's side has blue eyes. The guys get to keep the ones we're born with (like dark blue) while the girls gradually end up with eyes that look more grey or silver than blue. My sister resents the hell out of it, doesn't listen to my "hey, you're more rare!" retorts. I remember my mom making quite an impression with coworkers at my wedding. Everyone kept asking me if she was wearing "Hollywood" contacts.

I lucked out on height too I guess. I think being tall is one of the traits that women are innately attracted to, acts like a bit of a concealer to those of use who might look kinda goofy. My little brother looks like Chris Hemsworth, just with tats and some stupid piercings in his ears. It's kind of disgusting how easy it is for him to get a date. Dude got a 4-way with three redneck hotties back in Florida for his 20th birthday.



Fucker.

 

[Printer Bandit]

10


Inch dick

 

[Lean L]

This thread ended up more serious than I thought it was going to go...

No funny jokes yet?

fine... 12/10 < That's me

 

[HeXen]

7/10 except i got a gap in my front two teeth so that knocks me down to a 2/10 instantly.
When it comes to marriage though, no matter how hot or not they are, I think any man and probably woman would rather marry the one they can stand to live with and won't cheat on them. Sometimes fat women turn out to be the best...sometimes, some are bitches though

 

[Rakehellion]

7/10 except i got a gap in my front two teeth so that knocks me down to a 2/10 instantly.

Lara Stone is a hot piece.

 

[alzan]

1

I'm so ugly my wife gave up sex for Lent...and that was 17 years ago.

 

[moonbogg]

God damn it, I tried to warn you. I'm too sexy for your thread. I expect stalkers at my door in T-minus 10...
Also, sack up and post your shit, boys.

 

[RandomAhearne]

Well, I had to give myself a 5 based off of your criteria but I honestly don't really think about it.

I don't think that the masculine form is attractive just utilitarian. Now the female form is a whole different concept.

 

[brianmanahan]

500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are.

 

[Rakehellion]

1

I'm so ugly my wife gave up sex for Lent...and that was 17 years ago.

 

[Rakehellion]

Skinnyfat.

 

[moonbogg]

Skinnyfat.

Stop bullying me.

 

[Mixolydian]

God damn it, I tried to warn you. I'm too sexy for your thread. I expect stalkers at my door in T-minus 10...
Also, sack up and post your shit, boys.

HOT! :wub:

 

[alkemyst]

Why are you wearing your granddad's clothes? Looks like you just splurged at a Goodwill.

The chick is hot. She looks like my lesbian friend that straight girls always try to hit on.

I didn't know my granddad wore dockers and polo oxfords.

I was at a formal function and ended up hooking up with that chick that night.

She lived out of state, but we ended up hanging out in the pool all day until she had to catch her flight home.

 

[Jeeebus]

Ladies like a man that can provide, right?

1 fish from today's 18 (rest were assorted snapper and smaller fish).

 

[Rakehellion]

Stop bullying me.

Fight me!

 

[moonbogg]

Ladies like a man that can provide, right?

1 fish from today's 18 (rest were assorted snapper and smaller fish).

That's awesome. Big fish. What kind of fish is that? Also, you a sexy bitch. :awe: