One time an old boss, call him Robert, heard on of my coworkers, call him Steve, cheer when somebody showed up for work. Robert said nobody ever shows similar enthusiasm when I come in. Instantly I turned around and said, that's not true. Every morinig when your car pulls in Steve says, and at this point I cupped my hands around my mouth and shouted at the top of my lungs, "HERE COMES THE ASSHOLE!
Now I don't know whether I'm spontaneous or it's just that the truth surprises a lot of people.
Now I don't know whether I'm spontaneous or it's just that the truth surprises a lot of people.