Argo - 0 : Hot girl - 1

[gopunk]

win some lose some, props for trying

 

[JohnCU]

Shens. First, you say that you told her "Okay see you later", then you say you called her a bitch? k dude.

 

[necine]

I think I would have hit her with a quick "thanks for the quick assumption. I was just trying to find out if I went to HS with you..." or something like that. Girls like humor and quick wits. Calling girls a bitch doesn't bag em, but if you came up with something witty on the spot you'd have a chance.

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: necine
I think I would have hit her with a quick "thanks for the quick assumption. I was just trying to find out if I went to HS with you..." or something like that. Girls like humor and quick wits. Calling girls a bitch doesn't bag em, but if you came up with something witty on the spot you'd have a chance.

why would you even want her after she told you that?

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: Argo

Originally posted by: lrad50
yes, im pulling the shen card on this, or the op is a complete ass for leaving us hanging

You guys pull the shens card on everything! I bet most of you don't even believe in Jesus! Heretics!

Shens.

 

[trinketsummoner]

This thread was shens from the moment the OP said he talked to a girl

 

[zzzz]

Originally posted by: Argo
So for some reason I decided to hit on a hot girl at the gym yesterday, although I try not to com on to the girls at the gym. Boy, I got shot down faster than a fat kid at a track meet.

Moral of the story - don't hit on girls out of your league. But hey even a blind squirel finds a nut once in a while.

counterspell---sheep. Then have your way.

 

[swtethan]

draw us a comic book on what happened

 

[Quixfire]

You needed to put on your Wizards Hat and Robe.

 

[shud]

Originally posted by: Argo

Originally posted by: lrad50
yes, im pulling the shen card on this, or the op is a complete ass for leaving us hanging

You guys pull the shens card on everything! I bet most of you don't even believe in Jesus! Heretics!

At least someone believed in Jesus enough to write like a billion fake books about him. We can't even get a fake book out of you.

 

[casper114]

Originally posted by: Argo
Me: Hi
Her: Not a chance
Me: Ok, see you later

ROFL, terrible, get swinging you'll hit one out of the park eventually

 

[Argo]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
Shens. First, you say that you told her "Okay see you later", then you say you called her a bitch? k dude.

I made that part up, sorry I'm too nice of a guy to call a girl I don't even know a bitch, even if she was one. The original (unedited) story in the the OP, now.

 

[Ready]

Originally posted by: Argo

Argo: Hi, there
Hot girl: Oh, hi, Argo
Argo: So what are you doing Friday night?
Hot girl: Fvcking your brains out.
Argo: <Smiles>
Hot girl: Can my sister come too?

Nice!
:thumbsup:

 

[Sassy]

This is a tough one zzzz, Argo may need our help. Sap, shackle and sheep?.she?s all yours Argo. :thumbsup:

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: Continuity28

Originally posted by: Argo
Me: Hi
Her: Not a chance
Me: Ok, see you later

If that is how it happened then let her find her future abusive other...

QFT

 

[Argo]

Originally posted by: kissnup
This is a tough one zzzz, Argo may need our help. Sap, shackle and sheep?.she?s all yours Argo. :thumbsup:

Hey, I'm no sheep-fvcker. Now, if she were shackled <evil thoughts>

 

[Led Zeppelin]

All of my female friends HATE the gym stalkers (the ones that pretend to be working out, but are really burning a hole through all of the hot females who are there to actually work out and exercise). Sorry to burst all of your wet dreams, but the gym isn't a meet market. Try going out in a social setting for that.

 

[PingSpike]

Yeah, I did something like that once. It wasn't at the gym though, it was just some random girl on the street. It was pretty brutal. Just the one word answers to everything before I scurried away with my tail between my legs.

A few of my friends thought I was a hero or something though, since I tried and failed when they wouldn't even try.

 

[DaShen]

:thumbsup: At least you tried. Not like 70% of ATOT people here.

Good for you, bad for her.

 

[captains]

Originally posted by: Ready

Originally posted by: Argo

Argo: Hi, there
Hot girl: Oh, hi, Argo
Argo: So what are you doing Friday night?
Hot girl: Fvcking your brains out.
Argo: <Smiles>
Hot girl: Can my sister come too?

Nice!
:thumbsup:

i like this version as well

 

[daveymark]

good job OP, and you're on your way. Now do the same thing (assuming you said the right thing in the first place, you're being vague) to 50 more hot girls, and I guarantee one will express interest. The girls that aren't interested in you are worthless anyway. They aren't good enough to find out about you, so fvck 'em

Don't confuse this attitude with "being a jerk"

 

[SMOGZINN]

Originally posted by: CStan

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Argo
Me: Hi
Her: Not a chance
Me: Ok, see you later

:shocked:

After that I would have been a dick and said "Don't flatter yourself (jokingly)", or at least lean back with a puzzled look and slowly ask a generic informational question like "Do you have the time?" or "Are you almost done with that machine?". If nothing else, it makes you intriguing that you're not worshipping her like most chumps would. At best she apologizes for being a bitch, and a convo gets struck up.

No after that you have to say something like, I am a millionaire with a 3 foot vibrating penis.

 

[Argo]

Originally posted by: BostonRedSox
All of my female friends HATE the gym stalkers (the ones that pretend to be working out, but are really burning a hole through all of the hot females who are there to actually work out and exercise). Sorry to burst all of your wet dreams, but the gym isn't a meet market. Try going out in a social setting for that.

I can easily pull out 10 reps of 225 lbs and I squat over 400 lbs, trust me, picking up women isn't the reason I go to the gym.

 

[shud]

Originally posted by: Argo

Originally posted by: BostonRedSox
All of my female friends HATE the gym stalkers (the ones that pretend to be working out, but are really burning a hole through all of the hot females who are there to actually work out and exercise). Sorry to burst all of your wet dreams, but the gym isn't a meet market. Try going out in a social setting for that.

I can easily pull out 10 reps of 225 lbs and I squat over 400 lbs, trust me, pick up women isn't the reason I go to the gym.

So you go to the gym to pick up DUDES??!?!



*Just getting to this before some 12 year old with horrible typing habits does.

 

[gigapet]

ummm its not that she was out of your league because fact is she isnt. Your game is suckkkkk. Maybe she wouldn't answer yes or no to your questions if they werent YES OR NO QUESTIONS!!!!!!!

maybe have something interesting to talk about next time would help instead of "hi" "do you come here often" "Yes" "cool me to" "do you live in blah blah" "yes" "oh mee too"

jesus she was probably on the verge of sleep man.

moral of the story isnt to stop talkin gto girls. Moral of the story is to be interesting, show some value, give her a reason to want to toncitnue talking. AKA - GET SOME FVCKIN GAME BRO!