If I have seizures, I'm suing that girl.
What is impossible is that hydrogen turned to people completely on its own.
Ticket prices for the Ark + museum
Adult (12+): $60
Child (5-12): $34
Eternal Salvation: priceless
That is a lot of money to get lied to.
It also has dinosaurs....
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/noahs-ark-dinosaurs_us_577d9ff8e4b0344d514dea93
Oh, my wife and I would love to see it - it's an amazing reproduction. Unfortunately, I suspect that laughing at the dinosaurs might be . . . unhealthy.Actually, it kinda sounds like fun. Sort of like going to Ripley's believe it or not. Or going to a evolution museum, where they try to explain to you
how you can take a bunch of parts, some missing, put them in a box and shake it for a really, really, really, long time and come up with a piece of
machinery so complex, we can't even understand it.
That picture looks like some dinosaurs came to see the fundamentalist exhibit. I can almost hear that kid breaking into "Sweet Chariot."It also has dinosaurs....
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/noahs-ark-dinosaurs_us_577d9ff8e4b0344d514dea93
Holy crap! Cancel my tickets. Engineered wood and structural steel must be expensive.Ticket prices for the Ark + museum
Adult (12+): $60
Child (5-12): $34
Eternal Salvation: priceless
That picture looks like some dinosaurs came to see the fundamentalist exhibit. I can almost hear that kid breaking into "Sweet Chariot."
Where's King Kong?goddammit, this actually does piss me off that the taxpayers of Kentucky got forced into paying for this pile of lies and blatant misinformation. This only harms children learning about history, it does nothing to help them understand the actual global history. fucking morons, only hurting future generations when they peddle this shit as truth.
What if God gets mad at this thread and makes it rain for forty days and forty nights and the only people who survive are the ones on the Ark?
not seeing why you got your panties in a wad over this. religion? other people beliefs? maybe you and all those no job having protestors need to see a counselor over your irrational anger towards this.
What if God gets mad at this thread and makes it rain for forty days and forty nights and the only people who survive are the ones on the Ark?
$17 million of public (state) money invested in it. Government funding of religion is against the very essence of the USA. Further, no gays, etc. allowed as employees, Christians only and single employees have to sign chastity oaths.
You think that thing is going to float?
Since they used "true biblical measurements" (never mind the complete lack of maintaining materiel and labor..."accuracy") you would think they would have thought to test this thing by trying to get it to float. You know, to further prove that it existed.
$17 million of public (state) money invested in it.
(never mind the complete lack of maintaining materiel and labor..."accuracy")
Apparently they don't have enough faith in god.
Ridiculously false beliefs do not deserve respect. They deserve ridicule.
Good thing nobody believes that.
Of course, the sudden appearance and then subsequent almost instantaneous disappearance of a volume of water sufficient to cover the entire surface of the earth... That totally happened.
Where did it come from? Where did it go? God magic, of course! That's science!
The medieval Egyptian zoologist Al-Damiri (1344–1405) wrote that the first cat was created when God caused a lion to sneeze, after animals on Noah's Ark complained of mice.
We tried that. We ended up with America.