Ashlee Simpson article

[faenix]

Shrieking like a hyena giving birth, she closed her ?song? with something that approximates the phrase, ?you make we wanna SCREAM!? And then she waited for applause.


AHGAHGAHGAHGAHGHAHGAHGAHHGAHGHAG

 

[tyim]

cruel fun =)

 

[mcvickj]

LMAO!! Funny article. "If the Sooners are despondent today after absorbing a 55-19 bludgeoning from the Trojans, they can take solace that each and every one of them could have taken the halftime stage dressed in drag and mooed like a cow and still induce fewer boos than Ashlee did Tuesday night."

 

[RagingBITCH]

What I hope and pray for now is that Ashlee will go away and leave the public alone. On behalf of the world community, I implore her to pursue another career. There are many avenues for a young woman of her abilities. Pig farmers need wranglers. The U.S. Forest Service has many outposts in remote areas of our nation?s parks, where one can make all the noise one wants and not be heard by another soul for miles. And if she?s determined to remain in the entertainment field, the horror genre in Hollywood could always use a good screamer.

lmao!!

 

[GasX]

BURN!

:laugh:

 

[MentallyNorma1]

William Hung and her should go on tour eh.
She makes me wanna wanna SCREEEEEEAAAM!!

Man she sure is having a bad time with singing. First SNL and this.
She needs to realize she doesn't have a voice like her sister.

 

[GoingUp]

Shes just like kelly osbourne. A no talent ass-clown trading on the names of more talented family members.

Reminds me of all of the baldwins too.

 

[silverpig]

Hopefully this is the beginning of the end for wanna-be hacks made into musicians by voice modifiers.

 

[Rudee]

You people complain how sick you are of Ashlee Simpson, yet you continue to post thread after thread about her. :roll:

 

[MentallyNorma1]

You know what was funny is she got more boos than OJ Simpson who was there.

 

[Insomnium]

Seriously, this kind of crap is gonna make her significantly hotter/more talented sister look bad if she continues to keep it up. And by "look" bad, i of course don't actually mean physically, cause she's hawt

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs


Shes just like kelly osbourne. A no talent ass-clown trading on the names of more talented family members.

Reminds me of all of the baldwins too. Except Alec, of course.

Fixed.

 

[udonoogen]

Originally posted by: Rudee
You people complain how sick you are of Ashlee Simpson, yet you continue to post thread after thread about her. :roll:

its amusing tho, you have to admit

 

[Rudee]

Originally posted by: udonoogen

Originally posted by: Rudee
You people complain how sick you are of Ashlee Simpson, yet you continue to post thread after thread about her. :roll:

its amusing tho, you have to admit

But as long as people keep showing interest in her - whether it's for good or bad - her agent will continue to book her to feed your appetites. The more curiosity that surrounds her, the more Ashlee Simpson laughs... all the way to the bank. Remember how much Anna Nicole Smith was bashed for being obese, then she took that publicity, landed a television deal, and is now getting rich off of it. If you want something to go away, you ignore it.

 

[Ranger X]

Originally posted by: Rudee
But as long as people keep showing interest in her - whether it's for good or bad - her agent will continue to book her to feed your appetites. The more curiosity that surrounds her, the more Ashlee Simpson laughs... all the way to the bank. Remember how much Anna Nicole Smith was bashed for being obese, then she took that publicity, landed a television deal, and is now getting rich off of it. If you want something to go away, you ignore it.

You speak as if ATOT is representing the entire population. Whether we choose to gripe about how horrible she is or to ignore her altogether, it's not going to matter ONE BIT. She will eventually fade away from the limelight but until then, I don't see a problem with us posting funny articles on Ashlee Simpson.

Save your speech until someone brings her up after she is completely out of the media.

 

[raildogg]

Originally posted by: maziwanka

female Gilbert Gottfried

this was great!

rofl

 

[raildogg]

some bump action

 

[DanTMWTMP]

sucks to be her. But i bet you that more people know her than ever since that incident.

 

[Bauer]

nice article, thanks for the laugh OP

 

[bo0]

Shrieking like a hyena giving birth, she closed her ?song? with something that approximates the phrase, ?you make we wanna SCREAM!? And then she waited for applause.

lol. IN THE FACE....IN THE FACE

 

[sandorski]

rofl

I'm no fan of her's and I certainly hate the cookie cutter world of Pop Music, but I feel somewhat guilty at finding pleasure in someones self destruction. Yet I can't help but LOL and "hear hear" over that article!

 

Originally posted by: silverpig
Hopefully this is the beginning of the end for wanna-be hacks made into musicians by voice modifiers.

Amen, brotha!

Even her appearance scares the hell out of me. I still cannot believe that this kind of kid came out of the Simpson family. Yeah, they spoilt their kids, but who would have thought this much...? I mean, don't the parents ever bother about how much Ashlee's behavior might tarnish Jessica's image?

 

[MrCodeDude]

If the Sooners are despondent today after absorbing a 55-19 bludgeoning from the Trojans, they can take solace that each and every one of them could have taken the halftime stage dressed in drag and mooed like a cow and still induce fewer boos than Ashlee did Tuesday night.

LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL

 

[IAteYourMother]

www.lipsync.us

 

[OS]

lol, her singing in that vid is pretty bad, but it's not a crime against humanity yet.