Ask a Christian anything

[WaTaGuMp]

Should my wife stay with the landing strip or go full Barbie?

Landing strip. A fuzzy little calling card that says "Hey I am not going to be arrested is a good thing"

 

[Scotteq]

Why won't you answer all of our questions, instead of only the ones that suit you?

 

[Bill Brasky]

I think we God needs pics to decide.

This.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

It's important to show others around here that you're a real person (as opposed to the synthetic ones with lead made in China.)

But people want cheap humans at a good price, that's why making humans is being outsourced for cheaper labor costs.

 

[shiner]

I think we God needs pics to decide.

Well she is Catholic....so maybe I can talk her into it if I can get the Guilt-O-Matic 5000 working and able to generate stories again.

 

[zinfamous]

Landing strip. A fuzzy little calling card that says "Hey I am not going to be arrested is a good thing"

but they're married, so it doesn't matter. All is acceptable. In fact, God says that Shiner can stone his wife to death if she looks at his male neighbor.

:hmm:

unless you want shiner's wife to broadcast this to potential affairs?

:hmm:

OP, is it a sin for Shiner's wife to cheat on him? What size rocks should he use when that happens? Does it matter to God? Should she be stoned slowly and painfully, or quickly and mercifully? Are his other wives allowed to watch?

 

[shiner]

Landing strip. A fuzzy little calling card that says "Hey I am not going to be arrested is a good thing"

I like to use it as a tongue cleaner....sort of like a welcome mat when first entering a house.

 

[Pray To Jesus]

Why do pedophiles and murderers get to go to heaven, because they accepted Jesus, but people like Ghandi go straight to hell, do not pass go?

Christianity is not about the works you do or the evils you did. It's about belief in Jesus and that he took all of your sins when he died on the cross. There's no need to differentiate between the types of sins someone did since the sin nature will be removed once you get into heaven.

 

[shiner]

Christianity is not about the works you do or the evils you did. It's about belief in Jesus and that he took all of your sins when he died on the cross. There's no need to differentiate between the types of sins someone did since the sin nature will be removed once you get into heaven.

How does this help me with my wife's pubic hair?

 

[WaTaGuMp]

but they're married, so it doesn't matter. All is acceptable. In fact, God says that Shiner can stone his wife to death if she looks at his male neighbor.

:hmm:

unless you want shiner's wife to broadcast this to potential affairs?

:hmm:

OP, is it a sin for Shiner's wife to cheat on him? What size rocks should he use when that happens? Does it matter to God? Should she be stoned slowly and painfully, or quickly and mercifully? Are his other wives allowed to watch?

The Bald Eagle is NEVER acceptable, to me at least.

 

[bobdole369]

In all seriousness, what makes Christianity the true religion? God provided for Free-Will, so do those 1.3 billion Muslims just have it wrong? How about the 900 Million Hindus? Surely they think their own is the true religion.

When it comes to the Catholic/Protestant divide, which side is the right side?

(assuming you are Catholic, I couldn't be bothered to read the whole thing): Whats the deal with the birth control? Were you raised to abhor any attempt at preventing pregnancy besides abstinence? Is it true that if you are going at it doggy and the guy slips out and goes on the bed that its a sin? Oh yeah, and hasn't the church ever heard of AIDS?

If you are a Protestant, why is it OK for you to use BC?

 

[ThePresence]

Christ said "none come to the father but by me".
Does this mean that people living in the jungle who never heard of Jesus are eternally damned? Or young babies who died before they ever had a chance to understand what Jesus was, are damned?

 

[Macamus Prime]

Why do white kids buy rap music, use urban language, buy guns and act like they live in the ghetto,... but then express racism and hate towards African Americans?

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Didn't Adam and Eve have incest? Who else would they sleep with?

 

[Pray To Jesus]

Christ said "none come to the father but by me".
Does this mean that people living in the jungle who never heard of Jesus are eternally damned? Or young babies who died before they ever had a chance to understand what Jesus was, are damned?

Not at all. Those people will be given a chance to know Jesus.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Why do white kids buy rap music, use urban language, buy guns and act like they live in the ghetto,... but then express racism and hate towards African Americans?

People still buy music?

 

[shiner]

Christ said "none come to the father but by me".

Whoa! I just figured out what that really means....Jesus was God's pimp.

This changes everything!!!

 

[soulcougher73]

If Jesus died for our sins shouldnt we just live it up and not worry about sinning? I mean talk about the ultimate sacrafice and then people "try" not to do what you sacraficed yourself for. What a slap in the face.

 

[Macamus Prime]

People still buy music?

Of course they do, it is why rappers are so rich; white kid allowance money pays for the hos, bros, bling and lifestyle.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Of course they do, it is why rappers are so rich; white kid allowance money pays for the hos, bros, bling and lifestyle.

What about hookers and blow, you cant leave out the important things.

 

[bobdole369]

Christianity is not about the works you do or the evils you did.

Except that it is exactly about the works you do and the evils you (performed, sorry I can't possibly type that as it was - my fingers simply won't allow that grammar). Of course that all depends on which particular sect of Christianity you are associated with. Those "true" bible thumpers will speak of an eye for an eye, and that blasphemy is simply unforgivable.

Then the bible goes on in Rev 20:11-12 to talk about your works being judged on Judgment day. Also Matthew talks about sending evildoers to hell, and the righteous being sent to heaven.

 

[Joseph F]

*sigh So much hatred for religion here...

 

[WaTaGuMp]

If people do go to hell are they just sent to Anandtech P&N for eternity?

 

[Macamus Prime]

What about hookers and blow, you cant leave out the important things.

And Hypnotic!

 

[Joseph F]

@WaTaGuMp P&N is worse than hell.