Originally posted by: BudAshes
You are going to die whether you like it or not. Whether it is at 25 or 85 your life will still barely register on the time scale of the universe.
Originally posted by: MagnusTheBrewer
Have you always been this paranoid? If not, was there a specific event that caused your current level of paranoia or was it a progression? Do you hate your parents? Do you feel 'safe' wearing pantyhose? Are your precious bodily fluids being adulterated by fluoridation?
Originally posted by: txrandom
Are you paranoid of getting banned for making a parody of a series of threads from half a year ago?
Originally posted by: irishScott
How long is your password?
Originally posted by: venkman
Do you filter your tapwater?
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: venkman
Do you filter your tapwater?
but then... what have they laced the filter with? :Q
Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: Arcadio
Originally posted by: thecrecarc
Hows your health? Chance of heart attack?
I have been to the ER 3 times. One for chest pain. Two for headaches. The chest pain turned out to be muscle pain (I workout). The headaches were nothing serious. The doctor told me to stop worrying because I am indeed healthy.
BTW, I eat extremely healthy.
you may eat "healthy", but do you know where your food's been or who's touched it before you eat it?
Also, do you handle cash or wash it with dissinfectant before you touch it.
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: Arcadio
Originally posted by: 40Hands
Do you not walk over grates on sidewalks for fear that you will fall in?
Yes. I only walk on grates that I have concluded to be safe after analyzing them for a few seconds before I step on them. Some of them you can tell that there is a 0% risk of them falling in.
there was a story yesterday where someone (was it Spain? was it somewhere in the US? I forget...) had been setting traps in a local park to capture joggers. He had placed sharp spikes at the bottom of deep pits, covering them with leaves, like a tiger trap. I think his traps have claimed around 8 joggers so far (none of them fatal, I believe)
Knowing this, how do you feel about jogging, or simply walking through a public park?
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: Arcadio
Originally posted by: SpunkyJones
Do you check to see if some one is in the shower stall before you use the toilet.
I use clear shower curtains. I could spot a cockroach through the curtains. Speaking of insects, my room is hermetically sealed. No cracks on walls, closets or anything. I am actually 98% that there are no multicellular organisms in my room when I sleep.
what about yourself? did I just blow your mind?
Originally posted by: darkxshade
Do you know what kind of germs and bacteria that are on the elevator buttons at your office. If you take the stairs, same goes for the handrail. If you don't use the handrail, are you aware that you've significantly increased your chance of injury like slipping and falling down the stairs?
Originally posted by: zinfamous
do you store jars of your own urine in your closet?
Originally posted by: Arcadio
Originally posted by: darkxshade
Do you know what kind of germs and bacteria that are on the elevator buttons at your office. If you take the stairs, same goes for the handrail. If you don't use the handrail, are you aware that you've significantly increased your chance of injury like slipping and falling down the stairs?
I use hand sanitizer every time I come in contact with something that could have germs...
Originally posted by: sao123
Did you realize that there are millions of pieces of untracked space junk & meteors flying over your head any of which could survive re-entry and land on your head at any minute?
Did you realize that there are weak spots in your arteries that are just waiting to burst and you could bleed to death internally in less than 3 seconds and never know it?
Did you know that the sea can without any warning create a random rogue wave over 100ft high, even in the open ocean?
Did you know that while swimming at the beach, you are always in close proximity to at least 6-10 poisonous or deadly creatures?
Did you know that if you dream about falling, and in your dream you actually hit the ground (instead of waking up), then you die instantly?
Have any of you heard the rumor that if you get blood poisoning, you get a blue line on your skin that follows your vein back to your heart (from the point of poisoning), and when it gets there you die?
Originally posted by: Arcadio
Originally posted by: sao123
Did you realize that there are millions of pieces of untracked space junk & meteors flying over your head any of which could survive re-entry and land on your head at any minute?
Did you realize that there are weak spots in your arteries that are just waiting to burst and you could bleed to death internally in less than 3 seconds and never know it?
Did you know that the sea can without any warning create a random rogue wave over 100ft high, even in the open ocean?
Did you know that while swimming at the beach, you are always in close proximity to at least 6-10 poisonous or deadly creatures?
Did you know that if you dream about falling, and in your dream you actually hit the ground (instead of waking up), then you die instantly?
Have any of you heard the rumor that if you get blood poisoning, you get a blue line on your skin that follows your vein back to your heart (from the point of poisoning), and when it gets there you die?
I'm going to go ahead and say you are just foolin' around.
Originally posted by: Arcadio
Originally posted by: uberman
Can you tell that your hard drive has been scanned and copied and that things are being undeleted from it at this very moment?
And yes that is a TEMPEST system in the parked vehicle outside of your place.
What is a Tempest system.
My hard drive doesn't worry me. It's just a bunch of mechanical and electrical components.
Originally posted by: uberman
Originally posted by: Arcadio
Originally posted by: uberman
Can you tell that your hard drive has been scanned and copied and that things are being undeleted from it at this very moment?
And yes that is a TEMPEST system in the parked vehicle outside of your place.
What is a Tempest system.
My hard drive doesn't worry me. It's just a bunch of mechanical and electrical components.
A TEMPEST system allows easedroppers to read your computer screen from a block away. Essentially, by reconstructing the electromagnetic data which eminates from your screen they can read all that is there. Some hackers have driven around Wall Street collecting financial information displayed on computer screens inside buildings.
TEMPEST WIRED
TEMPEST WIKIPEDIA
Originally posted by: sao123
also wanted to point out that...
your house contains ungrounded uninsulated knob & tube electrical wiring and your house is going to burn down.
your water pipes & paint are both made of lead, and your insulation is 75% asbestos.
your house is sitting on an abandoned unmapped mine and Radon gas is collecting in your bedroom.
your natural gas water heater is filling your basement with carbon monoxide, you also have a natural gas leak under your house and eventually it will explode.